Chapter 47 (1/2)
”Forever” PATA
After hearing Wu's words, Chen Xi's face changed and his hand shook. The black stick fell directly to the ground.
Zhu Yu looked at the black stick that had fallen on the ground, and his face was covered with pain. She bent down to pick up the black stick.
”Mr. Wu, what did you say just now? I don't seem to hear you Chen Xi's face was a little dark. He asked Mr. Wu.
”I said how to feel a familiar breath, the original is my previous excrement.” Old Wu looked at the black stick, and he tutted twice.
”Is this shit? How could that be possible? This must be a rare elixir, otherwise how can I speed up my cultivation! ” Zhu Yu's face was suspicious, and he tightly grasped the black stick in his hand.
”I didn't expect that thousands of years later, the excrement that I used to pull is now regarded as a treasure. Ha ha...” Wu couldn't help laughing.
After thousands of years, the excrement he once pulled has become an eye-catching treasure.
”It can't be shit! If you don't believe you smell it, it's obviously fragrant. ” Zhu Yu's heart beat violently for two times, but he still didn't believe what Wu said.
”It should have been a long time to pull, and now it has completely solidified. In my former state, let alone a lump of excrement, it is estimated that it is a broken hair, and its power is very amazing.” Old Wu laughed, his tone full of pride.
“…………” Zhu Yu's face became ugly. He couldn't change his eyes and looked at the black stick in his hand. He believed Wu's words in his heart.
No matter how you say it's a treasure, it's a pity to throw it away directly. But it's a piece of excrement. If you take it like this, it's really disgusting!
”Wait a minute. In that case, what I ate before was not...” Suddenly, Zhu Yu's face changed completely, and he exclaimed.
”Why do you react so much? It's a great honor for you to eat my shit. ” Old Wu glared at Zhu Yu and said angrily.
In fact, what Wu said was the truth. If it wasn't for the shit left by Wu, Zhu Yu might never have the chance to be promoted to Wuzong, let alone become the master of the city.
”Even a lump of excrement can survive for thousands of years, and it has such a magical effect. The strength of this old guy is really incredible.” Chen Xi looked at Wu Lao, he muttered in his heart.
But at the thought that she had just touched something like that, Chen Xi felt very sick and wanted to cut off her hand.
”Mr. Wu, can this thing be used to revive you? Although it's just a lump of excrement, it was once a part of your body Chu Yun hesitated for a moment and then said in a voice.
”Go away, I'd rather die than revive me with a lump of excrement!” Wu's angry eyes were wide open, and he was staring at Chu Yun fiercely.
What kind of character is he? That is the Supreme God. It is the existence of countless upper three schools.
Now, actually need to use a lump of excrement to resurrect, say out still can't laugh off other people's big teeth?
”I'm afraid it won't work. There's too little power in this piece of shit, and it's not really suitable.” Chen Xi shook her head and said in a voice.
No one noticed that Zhuyu had completely collapsed at the moment.
”What have I done before? Ah, ah, ah!!! I actually eat excrement every day, and I seem to have a good time Zhu Yu was strong and didn't shed tears, but she was about to collapse.
I thought it was a treasure or a miraculous drug, but who could have thought that it was a piece of excrement, or a piece of excrement from the dead!
Although the function of this excrement is very magical, but no matter how magical, it is also a lump of excrement!