Chapter 189 (1/2)
Aoki assigned the task of death to the crow. When he is away, he must protect the flowers all his life. The crow readily agreed and said that although the landlady was a little fierce, she would never allow any evil forces to hurt her for the sake of sauce elbow.
Lifelong flower doesn't quite understand why she needs to be protected and how a crow protects her. However, after getting along with Aoki for a long time, she naturally has a sense of trust and is more and more accustomed to many incredible things embodied in him.
As a result, a noisy crow followed the flowers in and out all their life, even sleeping and going to the bathroom.
Sometimes she was so annoyed that she couldn't stand it. Especially when taking a bath, crows had to come in and talk. She scolded: ”you're a male crow, and you have to follow a woman when taking a bath. You can't die! Do you want a face!”
The crow was rushed outside and croaked disdainfully at the bathroom door: ”is it a woman's croaking with such a small chest?”
I heard something smashing on the bathroom door and falling to the ground. At the same time, there was the scolding voice of the landlady: ”you want to die! Believe it or not, I'll take you to the pet store to castrate tomorrow!”
The coal boss was so frightened that he flapped his wings and flew back to the living room. Suddenly he remembered the task given to him by Aoki, so he flew back and stood at the bathroom door yawning: ”I'm wrong. I shouldn't say you have small breasts. You don't have breasts! Quack, quack...”
The bathroom door snapped open, and the lifelong flowers around the bath towel rushed out to pull the crow's hair. The crow croaked and fled to the living room, flew to the top of the chandelier and said to the angry lifelong flower, ”well, Ruhua, flat chest doesn't blame you. The boss doesn't dislike it. What are you afraid of!”
All his life, he was trembling with anger. He pointed to the ceiling and said, ”eat cat food tonight!”
”Oh!” the crow quickly flew down and jumped in front of the lifelong flower to please, ”beautiful landlady, beautiful as a flower...” when he saw that the lifelong flower was going to hit it, he screamed, ”you can hit me, don't pull my hair!”
After chattering and flattering, the coal boss finally ate sauce elbow again.
”Hate cat food! Hate cats!” the crow shouted with one foot on the bone of the sauce elbow and one foot raised high.
After dinner, the coal boss and the lifelong flower lie on the sofa and watch TV. TV is playing an entertainment program. One day, the group girls in South Korea are dancing on the stage. The coal boss is also excited to twist around on the sofa and sing his own crow rap:
Quack
Your long leg swing dance step
Eyes ignited the temperature of the stage
Little man twisted his waist around
Rotate more than 720 degrees
Quack
Don't tell me you know martial arts
That would make me afraid. I'd rather be alone
You hold your chest and hips high, and your curve is exquisite
But it hides the infinite horror of the devil
Quack
Don't tell me you know martial arts
I want to get close to you, but I can't find my way
Are you fairy sister
Teach me Lingbo micro step
When I learn, I will go to the vulture palace to eat wind and drink dew with you
Quack
Quack
I want to rush to this stage and dance with you
You hid in the artificial fog
All the women on the stage are walking in the same footsteps as you
The same straight eyebrow, the same awl face
The same bridge of the nose looks cool
I know you're not learning martial arts
That is the unique and invincible face changing skill of the Bangzi family
Quack
Not martial arts
Quack
That's surgery