Chapter 91 (2/2)

Dreamland Guide Kunwuqi 26440K 2022-07-25

While nagging, the crow Shook the water off his body, glanced at the thin little girl standing on the opposite stool, and shook his head, which might be confused because he ate too much durian.

”Who are you?... where am I?... Oh, well, wherever he is!... little girl, do you know what durian is? It's a kind of fruit and tastes like... Er... Polami coated with cream and shit!”

”What? You don't know paramita? Oh, I don't know from your appearance! Well, well, not to mention paramita, what about passion fruit? Wow - it makes your mouth water when you think of that thing. It can sour your teeth! Oh, sorry, I'm not you, I don't have teeth, quack!...”

Beauty Yu has never seen a talking bird, or a bird more wordy than the most wordy woman in the dam. She couldn't help being a little curious, so she temporarily forgot to jump down to find her mother.

The crow kept talking about fruit and meat, as if it hadn't had a good meal for a long time. But many of the things it said about eating were things that beauty Yu had never heard of.

”Why? Don't you understand what I'm saying? Oh, it doesn't matter. It's silly to hear a bird say so much for the first time. You'll get used to it slowly. Alas! My master entrusted me to a man in love. You won't understand how bad it is!”

”Loneliness is a kind of blue - drill into my heart -” the crow began to sing again with its unique magic and trembling voice, sang a few words and said again, ”You know what? It's a painful day for a person... Oh, no... a bird to watch them kiss me and eat durian instant noodles every day in a silly beeping home in love on the day of losing its master... Quack...”

”Well, well, let's not talk about these sad things. Have you ever seen... A man... Er... A handsome man, so handsome that I have to mess up his hair to look at a more comfortable Man... Oh, yes, it's a chicken nest head... Quack... He likes to wear a pull board... Quack... Don't think he's cool, then Because he has beriberi... Quack... ”

When the crow talked about the man, he shouted excitedly, as if he remembered the funniest joke in the world.

Beauty Yu saw the chicken nest head standing on the water behind the crow, her hands in her trouser pockets, and a cigarette in her mouth.

”Hey, you've been promoted from talkative to crosstalk actor. I'll consider whether to send you to guogai Society for training.” the chicken nest man said.

”Oh, oh ~” the crow who was chattering suddenly shut his mouth, tilted his head, seemed to be thinking about something, then raised one of his feet and pecked twice with his beak, ”sorry, I was wrong just now. I have beriberi. You know, I am a bird. Birds usually have beriberi, quack!”

Beauty Yu finally burst out laughing.

The man at the head of the chicken nest came across the water. His shoes rattled and many waves were made on the water.

”Let me introduce myself. My name is Aoki. This is my bird. My name is coal boss,” he said.

Beauty Yu said, ”my name is beauty Yu.”

”Wow, nice name!” said the crow.

Yu Meimei remembered that her name was the same flower as Poppy and lowered her head.

The crow didn't know, so he looked at Aoki and said, ”well, what's the matter with her?”

Aoki said, ”do you know why your father named you?”

Beauty Yu shook her head.

”Because she wants you to be a beautiful beauty, not a poisonous poppy.”

Beauty Yu lowered her head, bit her lips and said, ”but they all said he was a bad man and a poisonous scorpion.”

”He is neither a poisonous scorpion nor a bad man. He is a good man,” Aoki said.

Beauty Yu raised her head, and there was a strange brilliance in her eyes: ”really?”

”Wow, of course it's true.” the crow flew up, jumped on Aoki's head, grabbed his hair with his claw and said, ”my master won't lie.”