Chapter 82 (1/2)
In the morning, Aoki went downstairs with a coal boss on his head and a travel bag on his shoulder. He saw that the lifelong flower had prepared breakfast and was waiting for him.
”Have you taken your wallet, ID card, mobile phone and charger?” she asked casually while drinking milk and brushing her mobile phone to turn the news.
”Take it all.” Aoki stuffed a meat bun into his mouth and said vaguely.
”I know how to eat meat buns!” lifeflower pointed to the filet mignon on the table and said, ”I fried it specially for you. Have a try.”
The coal boss jumped down and croaked, ”Wow! Steak!”
Lifeflower knocked on the table with her mobile phone: ”it's not for you! Yours is over there -” she said, pointing to the diced ham sausage and virgin fruit next to her.
The coal boss tilted his head and cried unhappily, ”Ruhua! You are eccentric again!”
When he saw the lifelong flower put down his mobile phone to get a fork, he quickly flapped his wings and flew to his food like lightning: ”ham sausage is good, little tomato is good! Quack -”
Aoki cut a small piece of steak and tasted it. It tastes really good.
The coal boss lowered his head and ate the fire leg in displeasure.
Aoki cut two pieces of beef from the steak, threw them over and said, ”eat quickly. After eating for a while, Qi, they'll pick you up.”
The coal boss took the beef with his mouth and swallowed it. After eating it, he still wanted to say something. Suddenly he heard Qingmu's words and looked up and shouted, ”what? Aren't you going on a trip?”
Aoki said, ”it's far away.”
The bird said, ”plane! Plane!”
When he talked about the plane, he unconsciously went to see the boss's wife's chest, hung his head in an alert moment, and whispered, ”you can't slide and jump, you can only eject.”
”What are you talking about?” she didn't notice the coal boss's eyes all her life.
The crow said, ”I can fly.”
Lifelong flower said, ”you can take a plane. First, I'll take you to the animal quarantine office for a general examination. You may have to draw some blood... If you're afraid of pain, you can give you anesthetic.”
”....” the crow tilted his head and seemed to fall into deep thinking - is it worth a shot for a long trip?
Lifeflower said, ”after the inspection, take the report to the airline for filing, and then put you into a square bird cage, and then cover the cage with a layer of cloth. But don't worry, the cloth is breathable and a little stuffy.”
”Oh, oh -” the coal boss patted his head with his wings.
”You will be thrown into the luggage compartment with your suitcase. The airport staff are very skilled in throwing luggage, and you will feel the pleasure of a diver,” lifelong flower continued, ”In a few hours of flight, the box containing you will slide around in the luggage compartment like a bumper car, collide with other luggage, and maybe hit a pet dog or something.”
”Oh, I hate dogs!” cried the crow.
”In addition, there are many delicious things in southern Yunnan, such as marijuana, cocaine and methamphetamine. The dishes are very spicy and strong. Food like you must like to go. Maybe if you are liked by the bird dealers there, you can go to a good family and enjoy this beautiful day every month and year in the future!”
The crow croaked and jumped back to his plate. The chicken pecked rice and quickly ate his own food. While eating, he looked up and said, ”well, why hasn't Xiao Qi come? I'm almost full!”
Shi Dazhuang called and asked Aoki to wait at Ruhua bar. He came to answer it immediately.
After breakfast, he spent his whole life looking through his cell phone.
Aoki asked, ”what do you think? You seem to be in a bad mood?”
When the crow was full and bored, he suddenly began to sing. His trembling voice seemed to play an old CD with bad news:
”I'll send you away. Thousands of miles away, you have no forest and black and white... Zeng Mo's age, and fine shouldn't be too far away...”
Lifelong flower picked up the steak knife and made a vicious gesture to the crow: ”sing again!”
The coal boss skillfully flew up, jumped to the top of the wine cabinet and continued to sing: ”don't guess the girl's mind, blue boy. You can't guess the gas...”
Lifetime flower threw her fork, stared at Aoki and said, ”if you don't take good care of your bird, you'll be roasted and eaten sooner or later!”
Aoki looked at the coal boss and the flowers of his life. He just laughed.