268 Best Relationship Advice (1/2)
She passed a cherry to her by holding it by its stalk which Lu Xinyi hesitantly took. She motioned her to move forward with it and Lu Xinyi took it by its stalk in her mouth and ate it, keeping its stalk neatly on the empty plate on the table.
”Serotonin and nor-adrenaline are two mood-enhancing hormones and cherries are known to stimulate it into your body.” Su Qing mumbled running her hand gracefully in the tray looking for the right cherry to devour next.
She bit another in her teeth and moaned at the tangy and sweet flavor, licking droplets that spilled out of the corner of lips.
She elegantly extended the tray to Lei Xinyi who rolled her eyes at her subtle show of seduction to the girl but took a cherry by its stalk anyway.
Su Qing turned to Lu Xinyi and gave her prominent seductive smirk, ”Well babe, it's never too late. You want a candy you got smash one or two b*tches out of the way to do it like a psycho on steroids. You don't give up!”
Lu Xinyi looked at her with a soft frown as the evident testimony of her confusion and dissatisfaction.
What did she mean 'You don't give up!'? Isn't that the wisest thing to do when the person in front of you isn't responsive to your exploitation of their personal space and time? Shouldn't she be the dignified and honorable lady and back away?
Isn't that what Yu Youhan did? Though he probably did it because his ego permitted nothing less, his confession must be falling standards to him already. Besides he would have remembered his retail lovers or maybe every woman that falls on his knees.
Processing all this in her head, her lower lip jutted out and she couldn't help whining, ”So what should I do? Barge in his office and take my clothes off and ask him to have intercourse with me so he has to take responsibility later?! That would make me look desperate!”
Lei Xinyi who was poking around on the food trays, burst out laughing.
She so wanted to tell her it wouldn't make her look desperate but a slut but bit her lip. For the while she let the girl live in her bubble of an ideal world.
Su Qing who was all in for a good drama, kept straight face while rubbing her chin in thought, ”That is one way.” Then shook her head in disapproval as if the idea didn't appeal as well as it first did, ”But that will overdo it. Try like flashing him your panties or shove your cleavage in his face.”
Lu Xinyi gasped in disbelief, she opened and closed her trying to say something but all she could do was squeak. she would never have even thought to do that! Not only because to her it was immoral but she wasn't confident enough to even purposely nudge a man for attention much less entice him by her womanly charms!
For the hundredth time this afternoon, she questioned why was she even here? It wasn't what she expected in her friends this…this was too explicit!
She contemplated picking her bag and making a run for it then never looking their way again.
She knew the sketchy world they were presenting was nothing but excerpts of reality, only her life was filtered so all she knew were blooms and rainbows.
And she was cowardly. Though being coquettish to a man who was of no relation to a woman was by far no noble act for a lady, this was the reality the world was reduced to where a woman competed with another for a man's affection and attention who was having amusement looking at them degrading their own kind.
Su Qing leaned forward and knocked her forehead, getting her out of her grand escapade, ”Don't give me that look, like I told you to ask him to have an orgy with all his hot brothers and cousins!” She threw her hands in the air exasperated, ”Missy, nobody, and I mean nobody! gives better relationship advice than us!”
Lu Xinyi's eyes opened wide at her declaration than she even thought was figuratively possible.
Was…was this the best standard of relationship advice nowadays?! Or maybe it was her who was unlucky to always get weird oafs for friends!
'First, Shen Chen, who was too pure and innocent to see the devious Li Yuan's real color and now this woman with the strange idea of leading a love life but... what if her sugar baby ways were the right ways?'