Chapter 109 (1/2)

19:04 Cornygraham: i think ur in the clear. feds annoyed w me but whatev. not gonna make any fuss.

19:05 Daniel Newman: thx. that's a relief

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9:03 CornyGraham:File attached 51.2kb: LolCat.jpg

9:07 CornyGraham:File attached 91.1kb: FatCat.jpg

10:25 CornyGraham:File attached 5.15mb: TubeCat.gif

14:30 CornyGraham:File attached 60.4kb: PoleCat.jpg

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15:25 Daniel Newman: how r things goin

15:43 Connor McFancyPants: You've got to be more specific, Newman. I live an exceptionally busy life.

15:44 Daniel Newman: with ur powers ass

15:45 Connor McFancyPants: Things are progressing well. I've found a reliable way to activate them, and I am currently testing my limits. I suspect father will deem it safe for me to appear in public within a week.

15:45 Daniel Newman: abby says party time once ur out. invite ur grl

15:46 Connor McFancyPants: I shall inform Freya. Looking forward to it.

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8:30 BUFFBLONDE: Congratulations Daniel Newman! You have won an all access tour to the APD! Please swing by at your earliest convenience to collect your prize and fill out a job application!

8:33 Daniel Newman: nothx.

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10:10 Cornygraham:File attached 42.4kb: EgoCat.jpg

12:04 Cornygraham:File attached 3.4mb: WaterCat.gif

14:52 Cornygraham: File attached 1.2mb: GroinhitFail.jpg

18:30 Cornygraham: File attached 7.1mb: SallySmiles.jpg: Jealous?

18:31 Daniel Newman: is that a pornstar?

18:33 Cornygraham: ;)

18:34 Daniel Newman: tf is wrong wit u man

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8:30 BUFFBLONDE: Good morning, Mr. Newman! I am a representative of the Austin Police Department, and I would like to formally invite you to visit the station at your earliest convenience. There are a few questions we'd like to ask you, and an application or two that you need to fill out.

9:17 Daniel Newman: nah im gud.

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22:05 Cornygraham: File attached 4.4mb:: DancingCat.gif: This is me.

22:06 Cornygraham: File attached 6.2mb: DanceFail.gif: These are the criminals.

22:07 Cornygraham: File attached 3.0mb: IAmTheLaw.gif

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8:30 BUFFBLONDE: Mr. Newman, this is Captain Gable of the APD. I've recently been informed that there is some follow-up paperwork that you need to complete regarding the bomb incident that occurred several months ago. It seems like someone lost track

8:30 BUFFBLONDE: of it in the shuffle, and we only recently noticed. If you could visit the station and take a look at some documents for us, and maybe hear a pitch or two, that would be most convenient.

8:31 Daniel Newman: rly gregoir?

8:32 BUFFBLONDE: You are mistaken, Mr. Newman. As I said before, this is Captain Gable of the APD.

8:32 Daniel Newman: dude i have ur phone#

8:40 BUFFBLONDE: This is a general phone number used for all texts by the APD.

8:41 Daniel Newman: its on ur card.

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8:30 Kaneda Ito: Good morning Mr. Newman! This isfjoik#! jfln flag.$

8:34 Kaneda Ito: apples

8:39 Kaneda Ito: Apologies, Daniel. Gregoir got ahold of my phone for a minute there.