Chapter 95: Is it big? (1/2)

It was a body that was different from his own; he was taller, more robust and his legs were longer. Even his hipbone was positioned higher than his by a little, and although the physical training he had gone through and the muscles he had were inferior to himself, the lines on his body were smooth, possessing a unique feeling of naturalness, and the overall congruity was pleasing to the eye. However, You Liangxing did not pay attention to these things; instead, his gaze directly flitted down the focal point, going towards the place between Kang Shengzhe’s legs.

The foam floating on the water surface clung onto the skin below Kang Shengzhe’s waist, and hidden behind the white foam was…

A small half towel that was sufficient in covering Kang Shengzhe.

You Liangxing: “……”

…… He saw nothing!!

The minute changes to his expression were the least of his current concerns, but Kang Shengzhe immediately caught on the slight fluctuations. Then, a strong and intense need to tease him emerged on his face, and he even lifted up his phone at an alarming speed.

— You’re disappointed you didn’t get to see it!

You Liangxing: “……”

Twisting his head away, You Liangxing asserted, “I’m not.”

Kang Shengzhe: — Yes you are! Do you want to see my pp that much? Ze ze ze, public morals are declining by the day, and they’re no longer what they used to be~

You Liangxing shoved Kang Shengzhe back into the bathtub. With the little giant plunging back into the water again, it caused the water to splash all over, drenching Kang Shengzhe’s head and face. You Liangxing’s actions could not be considered as gentle, but Kang Shengzhe still laughed.

— Liang Liang, you shouldn’t fly into rage from shame just because you couldn’t see my pp.

You Liangxing: “… Shut your mouth!”

Kang Shengzhe: — But I didn’t open my mouth.

You Liangxing: “Turn off your phone!”

Not only did he not turn it off, he even leaned over to him as his head was dripping water.

— Don’t be angry, I’ll let you see it, alright?

Then, his hand reached into the water and pulled away the small towel in the next second. The foam that had been gathering on the water surface was not as concentrated as before; amidst the rippling of waters, something could be vaguely seen.

As if he had been scalded, You Liangxing turned his head away, despising the fact that the human head could not turn a full 180 degrees.

On the verge of collapse, You Liangxing shouted, “Kang Shengzhe! I’m not looking!”

Kang Shengzhe pretended to be at a loss: — Why not? You’re angry when I don’t show it to you, but you’re also angry when I do. Hey, are you feeling shy?

After he finished typing the sentence, Kang Shengzhe blinked owlishly and he had a look on his face that proclaimed he had just reached an epiphany.

— I understand.

You Liangxing: “……?”

What did you understand?

Before he had the time to voice his question, his wrist was grabbed by Kang Shengzhe again without any warning, reproducing the scene that had occurred a few minutes ago. However, the purpose of his action was completely different; You Liangxing only felt the impetus of a pull which destabilised his centre of gravity before his person was suddenly dragged forward.

Kang Shengzhe offered his phone for viewing: — Since you don’t dare to look at it, you can touch it.

Suddenly, the hand that had entered the water touched human skin. Through his sensory receptors, the temperature of the water and body intertwined, causing his mind to go blank, and he did not dare to think about what he was touching right now.

His body was stiff at first but his entire body soon began to tremble, starting from his arms. As his anger reached its peak, his voice rose up by an octave as well. “KANG SHENGZHE!!!”

The sea was storming as the god lost his temper, but the chief culprit remained unmoved like a mountain in the face of the wind and rain. He stopped typing and a shy expression appeared on his face. Even though You Liangxing seemed keen on devouring him whole, he still maintained his shy and expectant gaze as he stared into You Liangxing’s eyes. Softly, he asked: “Is it big?”

You Liangxing: “k2026;k2026;”

AHHHHHHHHHH–!!!!

For a person like You Liangxing, he never thought that there would be a day where he would unexpectedly issue an internal scream that was more fit for rats in his heart. He no longer cared about what he was touching as his anger erupted. Exhibiting his strength in full rather than allowing himself to falter, he ruthlessly gripped onto something.

Kang Shengzhe whimpered out a ‘fuck’ as his two long legs quaked, immediately assuming a kneeling position. His legs were squeezed together as he keeled over in the bathtub, and a few noises bubbled up from his throat, “My mom…”

Allowing Kang Shengzhe to enjoy his limitless “bird pains”, You Liangxing leapt up and ran out of the bathroom. His bearing might be handsome and dashing, but his fleeing appearance made it seem like he had been compelled and he was previously in a difficult position.

Violently pulling the door to a close, You Liangxing ran back to the living room. He sat only to stand up, and stood up only to sit again, and there was no posture that he could actively maintain. After a long while and with much difficulty, he managed to shrink himself into a ball behind the sofa and he was akin to a quail as he shrank his neck in.

…… His body was still shaking.

His palms were burning hot and red.

This fucking, twice damned Kang Shengzhe!!!

As You Liangxing continued to bury his head, the heat in his body kept rising and he could not suppress it no matter how hard he tried. Not only did his cheeks flush, even the tips of his ears were red and bright. It was only when he heard the groans coming from the bathroom receding that his thunderous heartbeat began to calm down at a sluggishly slow pace.

Unable to control himself, You Liangxing even broke through his own moral restraints as he cursed at Kang Shengzhe with a few choice words of ‘big pervert, insane and shameless’ consecutively.

If he had known earlier, he should have beaten him to death with one punch!!

Just beat him to death and be done with it!!

You Liangxing had never encountered a person or a person like this for a matter of fact. He could not regain his composure for a long time, and when he finally managed to get his thoughts under control, he lowered his head to stare at his own hand which had started shaking again.

Kang Shengzhe’s voice seemed to echo in his head ceaselessly: “Is it big, is it big, is it big……”

… It does seem quite big.

You Liangxing exhaled a deep breath before he got up to continue cooking his porridge in the kitchen. And as he was cooking, he abruptly remembered what he had been thinking before and his brain froze. Picking up his kitchen knife, he violently swung it down on the chopping board.

Hack you to death!!

Shameless Kang Shengzhe!!

After ten or so minutes, breakfast was fully prepared. As he was placing the utensils on the table, Kang Shengzhe happened to limp out from the bathroom door. He was wearing a set of light-coloured home clothes that You Liangxing had prepared for him which should have been pleasing to the eye. However, because of his strange walking posture – one that was similar to the capital letter ‘A’ – he looked funny and strange.

You Liangxing glared at him, and his voice was as biting as freezing ice. “Eat!”

Still immersed in the pain he could not extricate himself from, Kang Shengzhe’s legs jerked when he saw You Liangxing and he sat down at the dining table obediently.

After stewing for a long time, he raised his phone.

— Liang Liang, don’t worry, I can still do it.

You Liangxing stilled. “What.”

Kan Shengzhe: — Of course I’m talking about my p…

Before he could finish typing the word, You Liangxing stabbed his chopsticks into his bowl. The expression accompanying it was extremely fierce and malicious, as if the object before him was not a bowl of porridge but Kang Shengzhe’s grave mound.

In reaction to that, Kang Shengzhe shrank his neck and immediately stopped.

Laughing coldly, You Liangxing started to eat his food. However, even after he had taken a few mouthfuls, Kang Shengzhe was still staring at the preserved egg and lean meat porridge, not moving at all.