Chapter 764 Keep Thinking About The Wrong Person (1/2)
”Michelle, you're just a kid. It's none of your business.” Seeing that Irene was embarrassed, Essie immediately stopped Mili from talking nonsense.
Mili put down the tableware, crossed her arms over her chest and stared at her. ”Mommy, do you know the male formula?”
”I don't know,” said Essie, slightly sweating. She didn't even know what was on her daughter's mind.
”It was invented by the math genius of our class, Nina. She got some inspiration after watching the movie 'The True Love Formula Of A Man' and invented the male formula. As long as the man's height, weight, appearance, assets, occupation and the level of hormones produced according to his age were put into this formula, their rate of cheating could be calculated. We are going to build a website to promote this formula, so that all wives can take the test, so that they will be prepared. ”
It seemed that Essie was listening to a fantasy. The world of prodigies was really incomprehensible to ordinary people. Although she was once a beautiful girl with extraordinary intelligence, she was a two extremes type. Her left brain was intelligent, and her right brain was...
”Does this formula work?”
”We have tested and accurately calculated the highest rate of two men.” Mili said slowly, ”The one who ranks first is sworn daddy, and the second is daddy. Sworn daddy is ten percent more professional than daddy.”
Zac choked and didn't know whether to cry or to laugh. ”Honey, the conclusion on me alone will overturn your formula.” His rate of cheating was zero percent!
”Daddy, you can't argue with science.” Mili reached out her little hand and patted him on the shoulder sympathetically. She knew her father wouldn't accept this conclusion for the time being, but facts speak louder than words!
”Mili, your father is zero, so don't worry about a mistress. There will never be a mistress in our family,” said Essie on behalf of her husband. Unless your father wants to play Platonic and have a spiritual relationship, but the result is that he can only be a monk for the rest of his life. If he dared to cheat on her spiritually, she would never forgive him. She would never touch him again for the rest of her life.
Irene was unhappy to hear such absolute words of Essie. Sister in law was too confident. Even if she was good in every aspect, the two of them would get tired of each other after getting along with each other for a long time. Men always went out to have a fresh taste, not to mention a man as excellent and perfect as her cousin. How could there be only one woman around him?
She picked up the glass and took a sip of wine. ”It's said that there is a seven-year-itch in marriage. Aren't you afraid, sister in law?”
”Don't worry. We'll itch from time to time. We'll get used to it.” Essie shrugged. The cold war between her and Zac had not ended yet.