Chapter 80 Chapter 80 (1/2)
Our Reality
Chapter 80
Aeroplane chess was generally a four-player game. The seven people in the seventh squad was divided into four teams. Li Chun was in a team by himself while Ji Yushi was naturally put together with Song Qinglan.
Once all the conditions were decided, they started the game. Ji Yushi however didn’t win a single one of them.
Fortunately, the game followed the points system used when they were trainees and only the team with the lowest score would be punished.
Li Chun truly deserved the title of a slag man. He thought of a particularly terrible punishment: With your back facing us, use your butt to write the words “I am a pig”.
The first loser Tang Qi wanted flip the table and storm off: “Fuck.”
Tang Le who was in the same team as his older brother also yelled, “Chun’er, just you wait! You will be next!!”
Under everyone else’s roaring laughter, the pair of twins stood up and turned their backs to everyone.
The two big men really couldn’t do something like twisting their ass around in front of everyone.
Zhou Mingxuan clapped his hands, “Raise your shirt and reveal your ass!! Let this lord see if your ass is perky or not!”
Everyone: “HAHAHAHAHA!”
Even Ji Yushi laughed along. He didn’t expect these straight men to be like this. It was very amusing.
The twins stood in a line, pulled up their shirts to reveal their lower bodies and then twisted their butts up, down, left and right to write in the air ‘I am a pig’. Every twist of their waist left the others roaring in laughter.
“Work it more!!”
“The one on the left, your ass is not drawing round enough!”
“It’s the butt of the butts!”
The two cursed loudly as they completed their punishment. Li Chun almost ended up in tears from laughing too hard.
Intelligence and hyperthymesia didn’t work in games like this. Everything was completely random and relied on luck.
Their luck wasn’t too good nor was it too bad. After Duan Wen had to pretend to drink Zhou Mingxuan’s milk, Tang Qi and Tang Le had to blow balloons and pop them using their bodies and Li Chun had to drink water while doing a handstand, it was finally their turn to come last place.
Li Chun’s aeroplanes had already reached the goal. Song Qinglan could only ask, “What’s the punishment this time?”
Despite the fact that he had asked with a smile, Song Qinglan’s deep look along with his usual image that was deeply rooted in their hearts made Li Chun afraid.
“Huh?” Li Chun spoke weakly, “T-then you can just do a hundred push-ups!”
Everyone: “…….”
“Fuck? Chun Chun, are you even human?”
“It’s just a game, it’s not like Cap Song will eat you, you coward!”
“I don’t accept it! Why?! Why do they get special treatment?! Is it because I don’t look as good as Advisor Ji?!”
Everyone cried out in dissatisfaction.
Song Qinglan however had already stood up. He patted his hands and got ready, “A hundred push-ups?”
Ji Yushi also stood up.
Zhou Mingxuan, “Wait a minute!”
Song Qinglan and Ji Yushi paused.
Ji Yushi saw Zhou Mingxuan’s small eyes flash and had a bad feeling. With their level of immaturity…..
Sure enough, Zhou Mingxuan pretentiously proposed, “Push-ups are okay, but it’s an easy feat for Cap Song and it is something Advisor Ji can do too so it would be letting you two off too easily.”
Song Qinglan, “Then?”
“Change it to push-up with weights.” Zhou Mingxuan demanded, “Advisor Ji sits on Cap Song’s back with both feet off the ground and he must stay like that until Cap Song finishes the set.”
Ji Yushi: “……….”
Everyone, “Carry him! Carry him!”
Li Chun cowered, “That….I wasn’t the one who said it, it was Old Zhou!”
Duan Wen elbowed him, “Then do you want to see it?”
Li Chun immediately nodded, “I do!”
“Boring.”
Song Qinglan tossed this word of mockery out and then proceeded to remove the communicator on his wrist.
Seeing him get ready, the crowd got even more lively.
Song Qinglan placed his communicator aside and got down.
He was tall, and his build was big. When he did this, all the muscles on his back tightened, looking visibly strong and firm. With his arms supporting him, he looked like a flat iron plate. He raised his chin at Ji Yushi, “Get on.”
Ji Yushi stood beside Song Qinglan. Everyone thought he would definitely not do it.
But contrary to their expectations, as soon as Song Qinglan was done speaking, Ji Yushi looked at the crowd and said, “Actually, I thought you would make me lie under Cap Song.”
Everyone: “???”
Everyone: “Then go and lie down!”
Ji Yushi’s tone was light, “Too late.”
Everyone: “Fuck!”
With Advisor Ji being able to play so well, they felt like they had just missed out on a hundred million bucks!!
While they were regretting their decisions, Ji Yushi had already walked over and sat down on Song Qinglan’s back with his legs crossed.
Ji Yushi had his palms resting on Song Qinglan’s back. Through the thin fabric, Song Qinglan could feel heat from Ji Yushi’s palm.
No one knew that Ji Yushi was actually very nervous.
“Sit tight.”
Song Qinglan said.
All the muscles worked at the same time and were as hard as iron. The body of a mature man moved slowly and steadily, and a standard push-up was completed without even making Ji Yushi lose balance. Amidst the cheers, Song Qinglan had already completed almost thirty of them.
Ji Yushi may appear rather thin, but he was still over sixty kilograms. Unless one trained for a long time, very few could be able to support so much weight while doing push-ups.
Song Qinglan’s movements grew slower and slower. Very soon, sweat dripped from his forehead.
He gritted his teeth and the veins at his temples bulged out. Ji Yushi noticed this change.
“Advisor Ji is feeling distressed!”
“Hahahahaha. Lie on Cap Song instead!”
“Sixty! What a badass!”
Ji Yushi only had his eyes lowered and he didn’t make any movements or say anything. He did his best to try and not make it too difficult for Song Qinglan.
By doing this, it also prevented the others from getting to excited. Ji Yushi had a talent for this.
The more he didn’t speak, the less they could joke around.
A hundred weighted push-ups were finally done.
Ji Yushi got off from Song Qinglan’s back and Song Qinglan collapsed onto the ground. Turning around and catching his breath, he threatened, “Old Zhou, just you wait.”
Song Qinglan was sweating profusely. His sweat glistened like honey under the light. A bottle of water was passed over.
Song Qinglan thought it was the diligently working robotic arm and only realised when he heard the teasing from the others that it was actually from Ji Yushi. He sat up and drank half the bottle in one go before smiling, “Thanks.”
Ji Yushi, “You worked hard.”
Everyone: “Oh!!!”
Ji Yushi turned away: “………”