Chapter 12 (1/2)
”Me, what the hell?”
Joe stood in the bathroom, staring back at the bright mirror.
Laplacian, this strange creature that came out suddenly, slowly puffed up a few rings of smoke, and then disappeared.
”Hello, what are you?”
He didn't dare to hear her murmur.
If Leah knew about Joe's ”auditory hallucinations” and ”visions”, with all these years of understanding of her, she would surely go to the silver laurel church belonging to muteste, donate a large number of gold coins, and then let a large group of nuns and mothers examine his head.
Maybe that group of terrible nuns and mammies will pry his mouth open and pour him a lot of so-called ”holy water” and ”divine medicine”.
Joe is definitely not ”auditory hallucination” or ”visionary”. He just met the strange creature who called himself Laplacian.
”What the hell are you?”
In Qiao's eyes, the magic array of three round six pointed stars radiated a faint red light.
The mirror is bright and clean without any abnormality.
”Life is long. Please take care of it from now on.”
”I'm Laplacian, I'm omniscient, I'm in your head,” laplaci said slowly
”What do you want? Why did you come to me? ” Joe asked in a low voice.
After a long time, laplaci's voice came slowly: ”life is long, we have enough time to get to know each other. Why worry? Anxiety, impatience, panic, these negative emotions, will not bring any benefits
”Calm down, be quiet, keep calm. Then you will find that the world is so beautiful, your life is so wonderful, and your future is so wonderful. ”
Laplaci pointed thin, like a parrot gnawing coral reef like laughter sounded: ”of course, with me, your life, your future, will be more wonderful, more smooth, more brilliant.”
Joe was stiff, and he wanted to tell the weird existence that he was satisfied with his life now, and he didn't want to add anything else.
Without waiting for Joe to open his mouth, laplaci said with a slow, sharp and thin smile: ”of course, it may be more miserable, more helpless, more desolate and desolate? Life is long. Anything can happen, scarlet! ”
And then, no matter how much Joe mumbled, laplaci didn't make a sound.
”Hello ”I'm not scarlet, I'm Joe!” he muttered, biting his teeth
He wanted to get laplaci out of his head. But looking at his plump face in the mirror and his big head several times bigger than ordinary people, he carefully calculated the difficulty of such an action, and he gave up his impulse dejectedly.
Last night's experience was so terrible.
Last night's nightmare was so terrifying.
He has not recovered from the repeated shocks and has not yet understood what happened to scarlet and himself. The more bizarre Laplacian, the so-called omniscient, has actually lived in his own head.
Waves of shock followed, and Joe's brain was in a mess, so when he came out of the bathroom, his face was extremely gloomy, and every pore seemed to be blowing cold air out.
”Oh, my dearest Joe!” Leia saw a gloomy Joe, soft face, pangton changed.
”What's wrong with you? You look so ugly? Oh, poor Joe, mother's darling, you must have been terrified by what happened yesterday
She hurried up to Joe, stood on tiptoe, held out her hand, and patted Joe's plump face with a little difficulty. Then, Leah's face changed slightly again. She lowered her head and looked at the barefoot Joe and the half high-heeled home slippers she was wearing. She frowned.
”Joe? How did you grow up overnight? ”
Leia's face became black. She forgot to ask why Joe was unhappy. All her attention was turned to why Joe was suddenly growing tall.
”Merciful muteste, you have grown at least two inches higher.” Leah's face twitched slightly, and she screamed a little hysterically: ”Joe, if this goes on like this, none of the distinguished ladies of port Tulun will marry you Good muteste, who will marry a wild bear in the shape of a man
Joe's gloomy face grew more gloomy and melancholy.
”Humanoid bear”?
What a gentle and respectable mother!
”Oh, dear Leah, dear, it's a good thing, a good thing.” A brisk voice came in, and then, nearly seven feet tall, wide shoulders, long legs, strong and strong, but a high bulging beer belly, completely destroyed the whole body shape, Hessen walked briskly into the room.
It seems that he is in a good mood. Under Hessen's nose, there are two pieces of extremely rich imperial tradition. His tall beard is shaking happily, just like two pieces of machetes dancing wildly.Hessen walked quickly to Joe, reached for Leah's shoulder, lifted her up like a chicken, put her aside, and hugged Joe with open arms.
”Our son, open the sea of strength,” he said with a loud smile. Isn't that normal? His strength will continue to grow until he becomes a real man! Of course, the only side effect is that he will grow a few more inches! ”
Leah put her right hand over her forehead and let out an unbearable cry from the bottom of her throat.