Chapter 768 (1/2)
The moonlight was cold and the branches and leaves of the forest were crisscrossed, casting a terrible shadow outside the forest, like a terrible monster bared its fangs.
”Hello, Lao Ji.” the voice of Qin Wu Dynasty came out from the dense branches and leaves. ”You patted your conscience and said, have you really never touched a woman?”
”I said, no!” Ji Wenbin gnashed his teeth.
”Have you touched a woman's chest?”
Ji Wenbin was stunned: ”No.”
”Hahaha, how do you usually solve it? How hard it is to hold it. Besides, you can control it after staying in the brothel in daqianpo for a long time? Aren't you inherently incompetent?”
”You're stupid / forced.” master Deng scolded from another direction. ”Boy's skill has been practiced since childhood. He needs a trace of essence. He can't even use his hands.”
”Oh, that's right.” Qin WuChao suddenly realized, ”I just feel a little pity. I haven't poked it, but I have to touch it. Now I really doubt that he hasn't even touched a woman's hand. Ouch, we still have an old virgin over 40, and it's not ordinary pure. It's pure enough to hold water.”
Wen Yang couldn't bear it: ”can you shut up? Don't you think it's disgusting?”
”Shit, I forgot!” Qin WuChao whispered, ”master Deng, master Deng! We still have a minor here.”
The cluster of trees where master Deng was hiding shook and made a rustling sound, but he himself didn't speak.
Qin WuChao stretched his neck and looked, ”master Deng, why?”
”Something is climbing on my feet.”
”Snake?”
”No, it seems to be some insect.” master Deng replied in a stuffy voice.
Qin WuChao blinked: ”no, we didn't bring insect repellent powder. You're useless?”
”How could I not use it? Otherwise, I would have been bitten by mosquitoes into a sieve.” master Deng murmured, ”this thing is very big and probably doesn't work. Shit, I feel it. It looks like a centipede.”
Qin Wu Dynasty hurriedly said, ”keep it! For Lao Ji, tonifying the kidney and strengthening yang.”
Ji Wenbin was lying in the grass with a wronged face: ”I don't want to...”
”It's said that this game is very good. I'll try it first...” master Deng said, picked up the centipede still struggling in his hand, lowered his head, rubbed and bit, and instantly a stream of white pulp shot out obliquely.
”Bah, bah! I'm so bitter...” master Deng threw out the big bug with two palms, and then wiped the corners of his mouth with his cuffs. ”Shit, although it's not delicious, I'm still hungry. Why don't we have dinner first?”
”Do you still have such a silly time? Ha ha!” Qin WuChao laughed and fell down from the tree with his stomach covered and smashed into the grass.
Yang Xun was furious in an instant: ”go away! You hit me!”
Wen Yang urged: ”beat him, beat him, beat the little flat haired beast!”
”Be honest, don't make trouble.” Deputy Feng Yucheng cleared his throat and finally opened his mouth. ”Master Deng threw that bug on my head. I didn't say anything.”
Li Qing glanced at Gu Yue and comforted him with great sincerity: ”it's just this virtue, just get used to it...”
On the other side, Shi Yinghui looked at Zhong Ruoxi with some uncertainty in his eyes. It seems that the meaning is obvious. Is it reliable for such a group of fools?
Zhong Ruoxi took a deep breath and looked at his watch: ”there are five minutes left.”
”HMM.” Shi Yinghui said softly, ”hurry up and cross the river, or these living treasures will have to fight in a while.”
”I wish I could drown all the flies in the river.” Zhong Ruoxi clenched her silver teeth and muttered angrily, which made Shi Yinghui's mouth convulse violently.
”Well, be serious and get ready to cross the river.” Li Qing raised his head and gently reminded him.
Zhong Ruoxi said, ”the next time the searchlight on the river hits, there will be a 15 minute interval. Because it involves the enemy's change of post and defense, this is the longest time gap in the evening. We must pass through the ancient Bailing River and cross the first line of defense in Xilong within 15 minutes, otherwise we will be completely exposed to their fire attack.”
”Fifteen minutes...” Ji Wenbin glanced. ”The ancient Bailing River flows too fast and the river is too wide. It is impossible to swim in such a short time.”
Qin WuChao was busy putting water bags on his rifles. He laughed and said without raising his head: ”that's why you want to come to us. Don't worry, Lao Ji. If you swim to the middle of the river and sink later, I can drag you to the shore with one leg, but you can't be angry.”