Chapter 759 (1/2)
After drinking nearly half a box of mineral water, Li Qing's stomach also grew uncomfortable. He approached the trees on the side of the road and quickly found a place to prepare conveniently.
As soon as she untied her pants, Li Qing stretched her neck and looked out. I saw that the young officer who had just lost his temper at the Qin and Wu dynasties also took advantage of the efforts of others and walked into the woods in another direction.
His eyes and bones rolled around. Li Qing finished peeing, put on his pants and staggered in that direction.
”Captain, where's Qin Wu Dynasty?” Deng Shi asked, standing by the road.
”I don't see. Who knows where to toss his bits and pieces.” Li Qing waved and walked across the road into the woods over there. When Li Qingxing was about twenty or thirty meters away, he suddenly heard a loud sound of branches and leaves and suddenly turned his head. He saw that the young officer stood up from behind a cluster of trees with a red face, as if he was quite panicked.
Li Qing grinned: ”Oh, what a coincidence? Why?”
”Er... Convenient.” the young officer looked embarrassed.
”Oh.” Li Qing nodded and looked at him up and down, ”I forgot. What's your name?”
”My family name is Liu, Liu... Just call me Xiao Liu.”
Li Qing stared at the beautiful young man in front of him with a smile: ”why? Even forget your name? Take out your ID and look at it for yourself. Don't report the wrong name.”
The young officer's face suddenly cooled down: ”what do you mean? Doubt me?”
”No, no, how can I have that courage.” Li Qing raised her eyebrows. ”Don't you pee? Come on, I happen to pee too. Let's go together.”
”I'll go somewhere else,” said the young officer, turning and leaving.
Li Qing stared at his back and sneered: ”it's all big men. What are you afraid of? What's the matter? Your pee method is different from me? Am I standing and you squatting?”
The young officer's body stiffened for a moment. As soon as he turned around, he burst into an almost strange smile: ”when have you seen a man squatting to pee?”
”I haven't seen it, but it's hard to say whether you are a man unless you prove it on the spot.”
”It's sick.” the young officer glared at Li Qing. ”Don't you feel sick?”
Li Qing smiled and shook his head: ”you don't understand. Men standing together to pee is also an expression of great friendship. Even their own lives / roots are under your eyes. What else can't be carried together?”
”So, you want to cultivate a great friendship with me?” the young officer sneered, and then walked to Li Qing, ”OK.”
Li Qing pretended to untie his belt. Turning around, the young officer stood there without any action. He didn't know: ”do you understand that your pants can pee? Or can't untie your belt? Do you want me to help you?”
”I have my own hands and feet, and I can't use your help,” said the young officer, reaching out to untie the belt buckle.
Li Qing stared at his calm appearance and his face changed slightly. Was it his wrong judgment? It's really a bit abnormal to do this today, as if you were trying hard to see a man's life / root.
But the next moment, Li Qing knew that his judgment was not wrong. After unfastening the belt, the young officer made a sudden effort, directly pulled the belt out of his waist, and then rolled it around Li Qing's neck.
The distance between the two people was too close. Li Qing leaned aside slightly, but he still didn't hide. He was wrapped around his neck by the belt, immediately pulled a stagger and fell obliquely to the ground.
”I knew you had a ghost!” Li Qing raised his hand and pulled the belt to stop it from tightening again and breaking his neck. Then he propped his other hand on the ground and wanted to turn it up in the air.
As a result, the young officer's technique was quite straightforward. He firmly grasped the belt buckle and swung Li Qing like a thing. This kind of military belt is quite strong. Li Qing turned around in mid air and fell to the ground again. The young officer raised his foot and stepped on it regardless of the time of March, July and 21, and what made Li Qing collapse most was that his feet were only limited to Li Qing's face and crotch.
”We have such a big feud?” Li Qing carried the young officer's foot with his arm. ”Is it enough?”
”No.” the young officer grinded his teeth, and then stepped on it again. ”Did you mean it? This is your second peek at me!”
”Where did I peek? I didn't even see half your ass!”
”Obscene!”
Li Qingzhuo thought that he could not always be hit by the demon on the ground. Taking advantage of the young officer's inattention, Suo tripped him with a sweep, then rolled over and directly pressed him.
The young officer earned it hard. He was stunned that he didn't push Li Qing away. He could only breathe under his heavy pressure. He stared at Li Qing angrily: ”let me go.”
”You've played enough?” Li Qing pulled off his belt and stared at the cheek with a smile. ”Tell me about you. It's hard to be suspicious to pretend to be a man.”
The young officer gave a horizontal look: ”I didn't see you when I took you to the Acropolis.”