Chapter 135 – Forming A Union (2/2)

“I want to mate with you!” After saying this, Telephassa’s face became red again. But she still continued: “You are the only human in this world who can beat Silo. I really admire you and really like you, so I was hoping that you could become my man.”

Lei Yu’s eyeballs was about to jump out of his eye sockets. With his lower teeth against his upper lip similar to what comedic actor Stephen Chow would do, “No way? Are you kidding? I’m a person who already has a girlfriend!”

Without even thinking about it, Telephassa replied: “I can allow you to have countless sex slaves, but your heart can only belong to me.”

Sweat was dripping down the back of Lei Yu’s head, following along his spine towards his ass. For such a situation to happen, even if you beat him to death he still wouldn’t believe that he would ever encounter such a thing. If some random single woman said this then it wasn’t a big deal. But she was a Queen, a majestic Queen of a a country! Also she was at least a thousand years older than him so even if she had the face of an angel, Lei Yu didn’t dare to imagine a relationship with her.

Lei Yu wanted to blurt out that he was just passing by to get some soy sauce¹, but there’s no way for him to avoid his current situation. What to do? What to do? Lei Yu’s brain was on overdrive trying to think of a solution. When he saw the goddess was moving her hands towards her clothing like she was going to do something, suddenly Lei Yu shouted out: “Your majesty!”

“What is it?” Asked Telephassa as she blinked her pretty eyes.

“Well… I… I think it’s not the right time.”

“Not the right time? How could men have… not the right time of the month?”

“Uh… ah… the… Oh, so… even if you want… want us to mate.” Lei Yu shuddered. “Shouldn’t it be done after we get married? According to customs of my family we can only do it after we get married.” Lei Yu didn’t bother saying he already had a girlfriend again because he knew it would be useless.

“Is that how it works?” Asked Telephassa.

“That’s right! It’s definitely true!” Replied Lei Yu.

“Fine then, tomorrow we will get married!” Telephassa decided.

Lei Yu was sighing in relief until he heard Telephassa’s words which made him almost spit up blood. “I’ll just deal with things as they come. My dearly beloved Ai Er, I don’t know if I can return to the future. If I really do screw up big time here, I just hope that you will forgive me. If that’s not possible, then I can only leave you so that you can find another person to love!”

One would think that he would take that route but Lei Yu wasn’t that type of person. How could a mere palace trap him? At worst case, he’ll just have to ask someone else on how to leave this time period. After he made up his mind, Lei Yu was determined to secretly escape tonight.

It took a lot of effort to get Telephassa to leave. Lei Yu then sat on the huge bed with a gigantic headache.

While Telephassa made a decree, the palace was being decorated began its decorations and everyone was bustling about working on one thing or another. The Queen had announced an official proclamation: Her Majesty the Queen will be wedded tomorrow and the wedding is to be celebrated with the citizens. All slaves will also participate in the celebration and there will be a three day holiday.

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¹ – When a person in Guangzhou was asked to give his opinion of the sex scandal involving Hong Kong star Edison Chen, the man answered, “It is none of my business. I am just out to get some soy sauce.” So Chinese people have since begun using the words to mean “it’s none of my business.”