Chapter 150： Invite and promise (1/2)
Wait, I'm a teacher, I have a wife and child, K, in the bright X environment, Bradley Cooper with short hair looks surprised, looking at the frowning Ed-Helm next to him Si, impatiently said: ”I can see nothing” but I won't help you smash the police car. WWW .. Bookmates ~ Liti ~ Confession ”, Ed-Helms is quite authentic:” Well, I will do it. ”
The bearded Zach-Gary Fiannakis asked seriously: ”Would you like me to help?” Ed nodded. ”Okay” Thank you. ”Bradley braced his waist angrily.” ”I want to see what you are going to do?”
Wang Yang sat behind his desk with his chin, silently watching their performance. After attending the not grand but warm and quiet wedding of Tom Willing and Jamie White, the new couple returned to Martha ’s Vineyard to spend their honeymoon, and he quickly began to finalize the selection of the starring actors. Through various channels, I contacted the three guys in front of me, and then invited them to come to the audition for the starring of the new work ”A Grade Comedy Movie”.
Whether it ’s Fat Zac, Bradley or Ed ”, I feel very stunned, and the pie is dropped for no reason? This is the protagonist audition! And it ’s an active invitation, and the person who sent the invitation is also a magical Yang! Zac, who played some passers-by and small characters, Bradley, who didn't even have a small character, and Ed, who had never been on the screen, accepted the invitation with excitement.
”It's simple.” You pour kerosene on a snow move, and then light it up and down. ”Throw it in again,” Zach Galifanakis made a serious hand movement. Bradley and Ed is blank.
Wang Yang smiled and could n’t help but smile. The performance performance of the three of them is very good. There is no such thing as unprofessional stiffness or slackness. This is not surprising. They are either from university performance department or they are rich in Stage drama performance experience. Probably because of this, their body movements are sometimes a lot ”but this slightly exaggerated style is just right for funny comedy.
In addition, the temperament of the characters is very in line with their own ”maybe they are not such people in life” but it can be said to be a real performance on the screen, so the chemical reaction is very strong. Of course, it is not perfect, but now it is not an Oscar impact, and there will not be any deep shots in the movie. Such acting is enough.
”Good acting” guys. ”I saw the end of the three-person performance.” Wang Yang clapped his palms vigorously, no more performance questions. He beckoned to the three, took out three blank papers and pens and distributed them to them, laughing: ”You know that comedy must be funny, the director is like this, the same is true of the actors. I hope every cell in the crew is It ’s hilarious, breathing in is ordinary air ”but the laughter exhaled. ”
All three smiled and nodded, ”Wang Yang continued.“ So I have a question here. Please write your answer on the paper. ”He smiled and asked this question:” If there is a tiger in the presidential suite ”is a real tiger, you have stolen it back, then now another animal is going in. What do you think will be more fun and funny ? ”
Bradley and other three people immediately pondered their faces. This answer may directly affect the results of the audition and the entire acting career. They all had to be cautious. ”Take care of their thoughtful look” Wang Yang smiled and said: ”Don't be so serious, once you are serious, you won't be funny. Guys, funny! Use up your laughing cells! ”
”Hehe” I was thinking ... ”,” PK! ”,” I feel like I am handing in my graduation thesis. ”All three smiled and seemed relaxed.” But they still thought for a while before writing their answers on the paper.
Wang Yang first looked at the answer of Zac-Gary Fiannakis, and said, ”Monkey, why?” He looked at Zac and asked with interest, ”Why are monkeys?”
Bradley and Ed also looked at him with a smile, Zac's bearded fat face pretended to be serious, explaining: ”Monkey itself is a very funny animal.” Some monkeys dare to tease the tiger and pat its head The little brother who grabbed it ”It's fun.”
”Okay.” Wang Yang nodded with a smile, the fat man's funny thinking was biased towards vulgarity and vulgarity, but it was really interesting. He opened Ed-Helms' answer again, which read ”A Hello Kitty (Real Cat or Big Doll)” on the paper. He couldn't help but smile and asked, ”Ed, why is Hello Kitty?” ? ”
”That can be more conflicting.” Ed-Helms supported his glasses and smiled. ”When a fierce tiger and a cute Hello Kitty are posing together, there will be an ironic charm. If a tiger is lying on a Hello Kitty, what everyone does suddenly laugh, and Wang Yang laughs while opening Bradley's answer: ”It's interesting, but we don't have the copyright of Hello Kitty.” ”
Bradley's answer is ”rabbit” or chicken. ”, Wang Yang smiled” also signaled him to make a release.
Bradley shrugged and smiled, ”I think if I stole a tiger, I need to feed it? Rabbits and chickens are good choices. A hen walks around in the presidential suite.” I find it very absurdly funny. ”
”Well, this is a reasonable idea.” Wang Yang put down the paper in his hand. Bradley's thinking was calmer and rational. Sometimes this kind of analysis can get a lot of laughter. He looked at the three of them from side to side, and the contact of a day and a half obviously couldn't fully understand whether they were funny, but the three did a great job in the future ...
It's them! Wang Yang smiled and stood up, spread his hands and said: ”Guys, let's play Las Vegas!”
what? ! The three of them looked at each other immediately, and then they were all surprised and happy, and some were not sure, and suddenly they could play the protagonist of the movie with millions of dollars!? Magic Yang!? Tao: ”You mean we passed? ”,”of course! ”Wang Yang nodded his head and smiled,” ”But buddy, don't cut your hair and beard from today.” I'm going to change a new look for you. ”He said and looked at Fat Zac”: ”Zac” you too, I need you to have a longer beard! And Ed, you are fine now. ”Zac agreed happily,” I will throw away the scissors at home when I go back! ” Hahaha, so happy! ”
Bradley-Cooper and Ed-Helms also laughed with excitement.
A few days after the audition was confirmed, although they knew they wanted to act with the live tiger, the three did not hesitate to sign a formal contract, and their pay was $ 600,000 per person. For small characters, this is already a very generous reward. This performance opportunity is worth more than 600,000 US dollars. ”Even if the film reward is 100,000, they will readily agree. On the February issue, Wang Yang spent his 22nd birthday in joy, and received countless blessings and gifts. The most weird gift was a pair of pokers sent by Natalina. ” ”I'm angry” accused her: ”Pass me with a set of poker? Natalie just said calmly: ”I have Natalie-Hirschrag to give you, do you want it?” ”Wang Yang suddenly became very satisfied:” Yes, that's for sure, your new movie-no money. ”
The number is Lunar New Year's Eve. He returned to San Francisco to spend the Spring Festival with his family and took a two-day break. Then he joined the game again.
During this time, the second round of viral marketing sites have made new progress, and the 1 million people in the ”Alien Research Center” cosmetic activities have all been reached. ”The basic information of this alien race has been unlocked. They are In a swarm-type society, the workers are happy to destroy the arson and kill crimes. They are bad guys! The ”Alien's Secret”, the letter-seeking activity was also completed by fans and fans. The information it revealed proved that the ”Ninth District” is a slum, and the aliens were placed in it.