A Small Giant Problem 3 (2/2)

Threadbare Andrew Seiple 134390K 2022-07-24

“Your stead? Why did ya put a perfectly good dungeon in my land!”

“Hyour land? Ve vas here first!” Greta scowled, and nudged one of her groaning subjects with a foot. “Come on, get up, ve gots some claim jumpers to run off.”

“Now hold on here, you great blue tart!” The King snapped, shaking an aged fist. “Pretty sure we were here first, just underground, that's all! It's still our land!”

“May I speak, please?” Threadbare offered from the giant’s shoulder.

“Vhat?” She turned to glare at him, a glare that softened as he patted her face reassuringly.

“You’re using an outside part of these lands. He’s using an inside part. I really don’t see the problem.”

“De problem is he’s on my land, pointing der little boomsticks at me.”

“The problem is that it isn’t her land in the first place!” The King said, glaring around. “And look at this loot! I know half of this loot! It belongs to my people, who died in your deathrap of a dungeon!”

“Hey, not my fault hyu little guys kept crashing my party!”

“The party that you made illegally in my lands!”

“Ahem,” Cecelia cleared her throat. “Sir?”

“What is it, my dear?”

“Guys!” Garon said, jumping up and down.

“Hold on,” Cecelia said. “I was going to point out, sir, that you’re at war.”

“Yes! Which is precisely why we don’t need a tribe of troublesome giants-“

“A tribe of troublesome giants who my Father definitely would not be expecting to fight.”

Silence, then, broken by Garon’s wooden quivering.

“Huh. Huh!” Grundi said. Then he looked up at the frowning Jarl, who had her arms crossed, leaning on her club. “That’s… a point. Hum.”

“Fight who to the vhat now?” The Jarl said, confused.

“Someone we’ll pay you a lot of money to fight.” Grundi said.

“Bah. Money ve gots.”

‘And three kegs of Sunfire mead.”

That made her pause.

“Hyu ain’t got nothing like that,” she said, staring at him like he’d announced that he’d bottled the sun. Which was a pretty apt comparison, as anyone who'd ever been fortunate enough to actually taste the stuff could tell you.

“Oh, I do. It’s the last of my private stock, from the northern breweries before we were cut off.”

“Hyu svear to me it’s real. And mine if ve fight for you.”

“It’s real. By my beard and axe, it’s real.”

“Done!” She said, offering her enormous hand for a shake.

That settled, Threadbare and his friends turned to Garon.

“Guys, I just got a job unlock.” Garon said. “A tier two.”

“Okay. So what’s the fuss?” Madeline asked.

“It’s for Guild Master.”

That brought silence. Silence that spread to where the giant and the dwarf were settling terms.

“I can make guilds. It… I need to read the help screens, there’s so much stuff here. This… this changes everything.” Garon sat down with a bump.

“How?” Cecelia asked. “Just… how?”

“You have to be a Ruler, enough to assign or share a King’s Quest. Then you have to lead a party and use both mercenary and ruler skills to complete it. And it has to be a challenging one, requiring multiple parties to complete, and you have to lead one of them. Well…” Garon gestured around at his friends, and himself. “We did that. We can do this. We can form a Guild. We can crack level twenty five.”

“No,” King Grundi said, rolling over. “I’m sorry lad, you can’t.” Behind him, the Jarl went to try and rouse her people, not realizing just what kind of hangovers they’d gotten from decades of continuous partying.

“What? It says right there,” Garon pointed at nothing. “All I have to do is say “Form Guild The Threadbarren, and… what? What the hell?”

“Aye. It did the same thing when I tried,” King Grundi sighed.

“But…” Garon looked around, and the valley, and at the oblivion rolling in the distance. “We’re not in a dungeon.”

“Garon?” Threadbare asked, as suspicions rose in his mind, “What exactly happened when you tried?”

“It told me that I can’t create a guild while I’m in a dungeon.”

“Aye. Just as it told me when I discovered the job, four years ago, and tried it myself.” Grundi said, looking at Garon with sympathy.

“Maybe this counts because Jotunher was so close?” Madeline said, rubbing her muzzle with one claw. “We could go somewheah else, and-“

“No,” Grundi said. “There’s no place in Cylvania that isn’t in a dungeon. The whole land’s a dungeon.”

“He’s a midboss. That’s why he can die and come back,” Threadbare realized, pointing at the Lurker’s corpse, which was already fading.

“Aye, and King Melos, damn his foolish eyes, is the dungeon’s master.”

“How?” Cecelia asked, turning her ceramic eyes to the ancient dwarf. “How do you know this?”

King Grundi turned, painfully, staring past them. And as one the group turned, to follow his gaze…

…but there was nothing on the horizon, save for the black sheet of the Oblivion.

“We helped turn it into one,” King Grundi said. “They came to us for help, you see. It all started with the Seven, with their wizard, Grissle…”

QUICK REFERENCE: THREADBARE'S NEW SKILLS

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DISARM

Level: 10 Cost: 20 Sta Duration: Instant

Has a chance of disarming a foe's wielded item. The foe must be in melee range.

RIPOSTE

Level: 10 Cost: NA Duration: Passive Constant

Whenever you successfully parry an attack, you have a chance at riposting, triggering a free attack with whatever weapon you are currently wielding.

THREADBARE'S CHARACTER SHEET

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Name: Threadbare

Age: 5

Jobs:

Greater Toy Golem Level 16

Cave Bear Level 13

Ruler Level 13

Scout Level 8

Tailor Level 11

Model Level 10

Necromancer Level 11

Duelist Level 10

Animator Level 13

Enchanter Level 10

Golemist Level 18

Smith Level 11

Sculptor Level 13

Attributes:

Strength: 147 Constitution: 163 Hit Points: 388(488) Armor: 57(71)

Intelligence: 251 Wisdom: 224(231) Sanity: 475(634) Mental Fortitude: 47

Dexterity: 171(178) Agility: 144(151) Stamina: 339(439) Endurance: 67

Charisma: 126(155) Willpower: 237 Moxie: 363(492) Cool: 20(55)

Perception: 131 Luck: 101(108) Fortune: 232(339) Fate: 15(22)

Generic Skills

Brawling - Level 50 (+34)

Climb - Level 13

Clubs and Maces - Level 19

Dagger - Level 9

Dodge - Level 13

Fishing - Level 1

Magic Item 1 - Resist Fire 13

Ride - Level 9

Stealth - Level 17

Swim - Level 5

Greater Toy Golem Skills

Adorable - Level 35

Bodyguard - Level 9

Gift of Sapience - Level NA

Golem Body - Level 32

Innocent Embrace - Level 17

Magic Resistance -Level 17

Cave Bear Skills

Animalistic Interface - NA

Claw Swipes - 44

Darkspawn - NA

Forage - 13

Growl - 2

Hibernate - 37

Scents and Sensibility - 21

Stubborn - 10

Toughness - 24

Ruler Skills

Appoint Official - Level NA

Emboldening Speech - Level 19

Identify Subject - Level 10

It's Good to be King - NA

King's Quest - Level 15

Noblesse Oblige - Level 37

Organize Minions - Level NA

Royal Audience - Level 22

Simple Decree - Level 15

Swear Fealty - Level NA

Scout Skills

Alertness - Level 3

Best Route - Level 3

Camouflage - Level 13(20)

Firestarter - Level 10

Keen Eye - Level 12

Sturdy Back - Level 13

Wind's Whisper - Level 15

Tailor Skills

Adjust Outfit - Level 5

Clean and Press - Level 20

Recycle Cloth - Level 2

Tailoring - Level 54(69)

Model Skills

Adjust Weight - Level 14

Call Outfit - Level 5

Dietary Restriction - Level 50 (+100 to all pools)

Fascination - Level 9

Flex - Level 21

Makeup - Level 11

Self-Esteem - Level 21

Sexy Pose - Level 2

Strong Pose - Level 16

Work it Baby - Level 50 (+50% to raw item bonuses)

Necromancer Skills

Assess Corpse - Level 12

Command the Dead - Level 28

Deathsight - Level 9

Drain Life - Level 8

Invite Undead - Level 12

Mana Focus - Level NA (+11% to sanity)

Skeletons - Level 19

Soulstone - Level 45

Speak With Dead - Level 24

Zombies - Level 3

Duelist Skills

Challenge - Level 11

Dazzling Entrance - Level 17

Disarm - Level 1

Fancy Flourish - Level 13 (20)

Guard Stance - Level 21

Parry - Level 22

Riposte - Level 1

Swashbuckler's Spirit - NA (+20 to cool)

Swinger - Level 2

Weapon Specialist - Level 38 (Brawling +19)

Animator Skills

Animus - Level 41

Animus Blade - Level 10

Animus Shield - Level 4

Arm Creation - Level 7

Command Animus - Level 19

Creator's Guardians - Level 33

Dollseye - Level 18

Eye for Detail - Level 20

Magic Mouth - Level 18

Mend - Level 41

Enchanter Skills

Appraise - Level 30

Boost+5 - Level 14

Boost +10 - Level 2

Disenchant - Level 7

Elemental Protection - Level 9

Glowgleam - Level 26

Harden - Level 36

Soften - Level 31

Spellstore I - Level 25

Spellstore V - Level 4

Spellstore X - Level 1

Wards - Level 2

Golemist Skills

Bone Golem - Level 1

Call Golem - Level 4

Clay Golem - Level 2

Command Golem - Level 24

Golem Animus - Level 48

Golem Guardians - NA

Invite Golem - Level 12

Mend Golem - Level 55

Program Golem - Level 43

Toy Golem - Level 56

Wood Golem - Level 12

Smith Skills

Adjust Arms and Armor - Level 10

Refine Ore - Level 13

Smelt Down - Level 6

Smithing - Level 50

Sculptor Skills

Detect Clay - Level 8

Mend Ceramic - Level 6

Refine Clay - Level 18

Sculpting - Level 60

Equipment

Journeyman Tailor's Apron of fire resistance (+6 Armor, +10 Tailoring, Resist Fire 9)(+3 Armor, +5 Tailoring, +4 Resist Fire from WIB)

Okay Quality Bling

Ringtail Master's Coat (+5 CHA, +5 LUCK, +5 Armor, +5 Fate)(+2 CHA, LUCK, Armor, Fate from WIB)

Rippen Tear Cloak (+10 to brawling, +5 Armor)(+5 Brawling, +2 Armor from WIB)

Rod of Baronly Might (+5 CHA, +5 WIS, +10 Cool)(+2 CHA, WIS, +5 Cool from WIB)

Sneakypants (+5 Camouflage)(+2 Camouflage from WIB)

Yellow Belt of Bravado (+5 AGL, +5 DEX, +5 to the Fancy Flourish skill)(+2 AGL, DEX, Fancy Flourish from WIB)

Toy Top Hat (CHA +10)(+5 CHA from WIB)

Inventory

A Folded-steel Dagger (Dagger Level 10)

Tailor's Tools

A small jewelry box, now empty.

1 bead of Mend Golem (Level 15)

Minorphone (Enhances voice and social skills focused through it twice per day)

Quests

Unlocked Jobs

Air Elementalist, Berserker, Cleric, Cook, Cultist, Grifter, Spirit Medium, Tamer, Wizard