161 # 152 Trial of the Sea Dragon.txt (1/2)
When I opened my eyes, I was under the sea. All sorts of fish were swimming around, the sunlight was blinding me when I looked up and the darkness was below.
I mean, if I was under the sea, I would die!
I thought so, but I'm breathing normally. Apparently, just like Lily's time, this place seems to be a special place.
But unlike that time, Aeon is nowhere to be found. What's that supposed to mean?
Mr. Tact!
Aeon's voice came from behind me. Good. You're here... na...
When I turned around, I saw Aeon, who had grown to the size of a junior high school student in a pseudo-dragonized state. Moreover, her breasts had grown rapidly, and for some reason her clothes were dark blue school water. The name tag read 'Ion' on it.
Such an Aeon hugs me.
''It's good. I found myself alone... and lonely.''
Mr. Tact...
Ion closes his eyes and moves his face closer to mine. I shut my eyes too.
'You're preparing a pretty nasty ordeal.
I say this and Ion stops moving.
'What are you talking about? Mr. Takut.
'You can't fool me. The Aeon I know would never say she's lonely on her own. She's the kind of girl who cares about me and the people around her while she's lonely and desperately trying to be sweet. It's about time you showed up, why don't you? Lord Zekkai Dragon.
When I said that, the ions in front of me turned to bubbles and disappeared. And then a voice came from below.
'As expected, you understand my family members very well. I'm sure you'll be able to fool them..............
Long-bodied dragons like snakes that illuminate the darkness of the deep sea with blue light swim around this world with ease. This Dragon King, this Dragon King, is far bigger than the Holy Bright Dragon King. His body has already covered the entire visual range, but I still can't see the end of his tail!
''That's only natural. I am the Absolute Dragon, the Absolute Dragon, the dragon that represents absolute truth to the world. I'm the dragon that represents absolute truth to the world.
Demonstrate absolute truth? So is that why you can't see him?
That's right. Absolute truth is something that does not exist. The world is interesting because it's not absolute, it's relative. I like navy blue squishies, but I'm a dragon who likes them in other colors too.
What are you blabbing about? The dragon.
I'll be honest with you. I'm basically a dragon who hates humans. Humans pollute the ocean for their own reasons. But they also create the culture of squash. So you must test the waters. That's why we must put you to the test.
Am I disqualified for refusing to wear school suds?
No way. I know you got a kick out of this.
What? No, the destructive power of the squadron's ions was indeed great.
''You're right! That's why I have to admit that you're not fooled by appearances, but by the truth.
Oh! So I guess I've passed my test.
As for you. But not my family.
Inside the water ball held in the Zekkai Dragon King's hand was the figure of an ion.
What was the state of the ion inside that water ball?
''Tact-san, please ahhh!''
Mr. Tact, I need your ear buds.
Mr. Tact, hold him in your lap, please.
What is it? What about the ions in this dada sweet state?
I've been spoiled all the time, and now I've got a vision of you, and this is what it looks like. I'm sure you'll be able to find a way to make your life easier. It's a good thing that my family is so clumsy that it makes me cry.
Is this what happens when you spoil Aeon all the time? I suppose that's one thing, but I still wish Ion would support me and Lily, who are no good.
''Oh. That's the nature of this guy, isn't it? Then my dream time is over.''
Aeon's dream time is over as Zekkai Dragon King-sama breaks the polka dots.
''Mr. Tact, brush your hair.
Should I?
'Yes! Would you like to...?
'Hey. You awake from your dream? Dada Sweet Attendants
Jeez, Jeez, what happened to you?
I'm having the same reaction as Lily.
'Oh... that? I....I was just...
It's a good thing you're not the only one. Your master saw through your fake breasts and your big-breasted swimsuit, and now you're a failure in this whole ordeal.
What... what? Wait, wait, wait, wait!
'I won't wait. And by the way, I've made sure that he saw you in your dumbass form. I'll be pampered like that for a long time.
What?
Aeon looks at me with a red face and teary eyes. Well, well, you know... what is it? I looked as hard as I could. Ion covers his face with his hands. He looks really embarrassed.
But Aeon tells Zaikai Ryuoh-sama, ”I demand you to retake the exam!
''And I demand that you retake the test! That's not at all like the test Lily gave you!
'On the contrary, I ask you. Why do I have to take the same test as the other Dragon Kings? And what in the world is going to be tested of you with a test that you know the content of?'
That's not...
Remember. Remember, lass. The sea creates life and takes it away. They are both the sea, therefore the sea is not absolute. That's why I will test you in a different ordeal than the other Dragon Kings.''
So you're going to show absolute truth by preparing a different test than the other Dragon Kings.
That's it. You're not one of those snarling, useless soldiers, are you? But I don't want to destroy my promising family members like this either.
So!
'Hmm. I'll recognize you if you put on this squash and confess your love to the summoner over there.
Ion exclaimed, his face turning red.
'So what! That ordeal!
'What? You don't? Can't you be prepared for this? That's not a good story. After awakening to the light dragon, young lady was prepared to abandon her current form to become the Lord's power, right?''
I'll do it! I'm ready for that, and I can even confess it!
Aeon, you're still being pushed around by the Supreme Sea Dragon King.
''Then, this is my present to you. Here.
Aeon's outfit changes to a school swimsuit.
'd*mn... that's too much, Mr. Tact... not much.
”No, Gaze at it. Or you're out of the test.
As long as you've told me, I'll just have to look at the ion.
So I suddenly wondered. Why does this dragon care about squash? I'm sure there are plenty of other types of swimsuits out there...
At the moment I thought that, I interrupted Aeon who was about to confess, and the Zekkai Dragon Lord came in front of me.
''Ki, you... what did you just imagine!
'What? What do you mean, a swimsuit other than a bathing suit?
'There is such a thing! The only swimwear in this world is supposed to be squeezing water!'