82 Episode 10: Going Back home. (1/2)

”No wonder it took you guys so long. You guys just didn't pick up necessities that will last us for two or three weeks. But stuff that will last us for more than three months. We can even operate a charity named Apocalypse philanthropist with so much stuff” Feng praised them both. Yet, his words were tinged with sarcasm.

Dracula understood that his master was raising them. Arnold took it as sarcasm. Until Feng said, ”Good work”.

”Master, why is your upper body bared?”Dracula asked.

Dracula words reminded Feng Mei that his shirt was taken off. Feng didn't want to wear it. But he wore it under the suspicious gaze of his companions.

Feng was a cool shut-in otaku and also an eccentric. Basically, Feng personality was a mixture of a cool guy and an eccentric person. Thus, he had his own unique principles and morals. Arnold had told him to hop inside the truck. So, he must hop inside the truck.

Hence, Feng decided to not open the big black door of the black-truck and walk up the two stairs to sit inside the truck, like a normal human being. Rather, he must show them all the aesthetics of a cool guy by jumping into the truck through the window!

”Guys, make some room for me. I am gonna hop inside. So, watch out or you might get hit.”

Feng notified Arnold and Dracula. But he did not wait for them to reply.

'Be a gentleman and always ask. Be a rouge and never wait for a reply'. Such was a tiny-winey part of Feng eccentric nature.

Feng jumped on one foot and promptly leaped into the truck through the opened window.

His body was moving into the truck in a perfect arc.

Hoping inside of a truck through the window was an impressive stunt. Feng had seen such scenes being performed by actors in Hollywood, Bollywood, and Collywoods movies. But such actions should only be performed by someone skilled. Most actors in Hollywood will never perform such stunts without wires and safety. Many will simply use a body double.

Someone like Feng Mei who was hopping inside a truck through the window for the very first time was sure to confront a devastating accident.

Arnold and Dracula who were sitting in the passenger seat of the truck saw Feng nearly crashing into them. They moved their body backward and pushed the seat all the way back. The seats moved backward. So did the two of them. They avoided getting hurt thanks to their timely actions and fast reflexes.

”Man, can you please wait for a reply.” Arnold expressed in silence. He didn't actually say these words to Feng Mei. Arnold didn't know if Feng will become angry and blast him off the face of this world.

Feng legs slipped off the dashboard before he could perform a flip. His butt landed on an unintended place.

Arnold's eyes popped out and he laughed out loud. Thankfully, Arnold roaring laughter was covered by Feng's painful shouts. Even Dracula was amazed.

Dracula saw that Mister Robot-1 sitting in the driver's seat was also confused. Mister Robot-1 did not have any knowledge that a person can also sit in such a place.

”Holy fuck” Feng outcry of pain resonated in the truck and reached the gloomy clouds. He wailed like a pig that was being butchered.

As his butt had miraculous fallen over the shiny gear-box.

”Eiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

Everything returned back to normal with a long and loud shout that resonated in the ears of everyone present at the scene.

'Master seemed to be behaving like his usual self!' Dracula thought after he saw the most unique scene. The scene that will be imprinted in his memory for life. He affixed his glasses and a hidden smirk appeared in his face.

Arnold also muffled his roaring laughers by blocking his mouth with his hand. He could swear ten thousand times that he had never seen such a thing happening to anyone in his entire life. Even though he had traveled all over the world because of his military work and met many unique personalities.

The two people controlled their emotions and began to worriedly ask Feng whether he was feeling pain or a lot of pain.