Chapter 177 Battle of Liyang - Part 7 (1/2)
Chapter 177 – Battle of Liyang - Part 7
The chat did not end with the death flag.
”You haven't impregnated me yet. Until you give me 200 babies and inseminate me a million times, you don't have the permission to die!”
With the declaration of Dong Bai, the chat was killed. Zhang Jiao and his two brothers could only reply with ”…” as they misunderstood Tong.
Dong Bai that they knew was a five-year-old girl. None of them knew that she was the sexy Friday or she could transform into Tong's ideal woman, Xiao Wu. However, with her speech, they thought that Tong and Dong Bai had gone all the way through already, which was sickening and immoral on many levels.
Zhang Jiao: ”Son, don't degenerate too much, okay?”
Zhang Bao: ”Nephew, doing it with a child is a bit …”
Zhang Liang: ”I understand that you're in puberty, but there's a limit …”
Li Feihong: ”Bro, you are so fierce ah. IIRC, she was just 5 this year?”
Ding Yuan: ”WHAT!? FIVE!?”
Ding Yuan: ”I only did a ten when I was at his age! Youngsters these days are so advanced!”
Dong Bai: ”…”
Hua Shi: ”…”
Li Feihong: ”Where can I call the police in this world?”
Meanwhile, Tong facepalmed as he was also speechless by the thoughtless comment of Dong Bai.
'Damn pervert woman! Think before you chat!'
'My father and my uncles are in the chat room! You sick fOOk!'
'And, WTF DING YUAN!? You did a ten what!?'
”Oh, by the way, Tong, there's important news you should know.” Dong Bai ignored the cringe atmosphere and continued chatting. ”The former Empress, He Xing, and Lie Xie are living in your courtyard. That old coot Sima Fang announced to everyone without consulting us that she's your new wife and Liu Xie is your adopted child.”
Tong coughed as he choked from swallowing his saliva.
Zhang Tong: ”DAFUQ did you all do!? Why is she my wife and Liu Xie my son!?”
Dong Bai: ”I'll explain to you later. It's a politic reason.”
Dong Bai: ”For now, win your fight and come home safely, darling.”
Dong Bai: ”Oh, one more thing. Don't FAP! Save up your seeds for me!”
Zhang Tong: ”SCRAM!”
Hua Shi also spammed ”LMAO” and a-hand-holding-a-banana-moving-up-and-down gif pictures in the chat, symbolizing a relieving action.
Tong shut down the chat room without bothering with these people anymore. If he stayed with these guys any longer, he felt like his [Corruption] would reach 100% in no time.
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October 12th.
The forest fire started dying down as most burnable materials had been consumed. The firewall from the moat was also self-extinguished from the cold weather.
Inside the main tent, the atmosphere was tense.
Instead of being joyous of this event, Zhu Jun had a gloomy expression on his face. The scouts he sent with the boats two days ago neither returned nor sent back their report. Huangfu Song looked at the water level outside with a frown. Contrary to the two generals, Dong Zhuo, as usual, had a relaxed face.
”The scouts haven't come back.” Zhu Jun had lost his patience.
”Those rebels must have gotten them. But it doesn't matter anymore. The forest fire is about to go down. We should get ready to resume our march right now.”
Listened to Huangfu Song's suggestion, Zhu Jun nodded. They ignored Dong Zhuo and left the tent to prepare their men.
The fat man, who was left behind, touched his chin and pondered out loud.
”My grandson-in-law is pretty good. To be honest, I start to feel pity for him. Can we rescue him with us, Wenyou?”
Li Ru answered. ”Impossible. He can either die or survive by himself. But he cannot come with us as long as Liu Ping is still alive.”
”Bah, shame. Anyway, when will we retreat? It's not the time yet?”
”Not yet. At the very least, we should give Zhang Tong's main force a few weeks. The correct time to retreat is when we begin sieging Liyang City. For now, please be patience.”
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October 13th.
The fire was no more as the winter wind reached this area. The unimaginable temperature inside the former Huangfu Song camp disappeared like a dream.
”Finally! Men! We will resume our march! By the end of the day, I want to see Liyang City wall!” Huangfu Song roared.
”OOOOOHHHHHH!” The soldiers also shouted and cheered. They had enough to waiting and doing nothing. They wanted to avenge for their comrades who died in the fire.
”Yichen, what about the ships? Do we still need to use them?” Zhu Jun whispered to Huangfu Song. He was afraid that Dong Zhuo would use those boats to desert the army.
”Simple, we'll take them with us as well. We can still use them to scout or transport our troops, no?”
Zhu Jun smiled and breathed out a relieved sigh. With the boats in with them, Dong Zhuo could not easily desert before they reached Liyang City.