Chapter 18 (2/2)
Brian immediately jumped up, smiled and said, ”swear in the name of my beard that there are no bad people who can say this! The goddess bless the people of the earth and mankind. I'm sure you're not with them!”
The so-called people of the earth refer to the dwarves themselves. Because this race is naturally short, humans have a name of dwarves, but now they can also accept the name of dwarves. Some people are used to calling themselves so, but they will change back in prayer or on more solemn occasions.
In addition, if you mention the green skin and big ears monster in front of the goblins, it is tantamount to pointing to a person's nose and saying XXX, your mother blew up and mocked.
”Can you come out now?”
Donne looked at the open prison door. How cautious is this guy?
”Of course! Of course, my friend! You don't know how long I've been in this damn place, a year? Two years? In a word, I've had enough! My beloved beard is about to wither.”
Brian ran out and muttered, ”those damn humans - my friends, I didn't mean you - tied me while I was sleeping under the tree! Otherwise, how could the great earth people soldiers be imprisoned by little mountain thieves!”
”As long as you give me a chance to get the Warhammer, I will smash them into meat sauce - Warhammer! Damn it, they took my beloved Warhammer!”
Brian grabbed Donne's trouser waist: ”my Warhammer is second only to the beard in life! My friend! Have you seen my Warhammer?”
”Goddess bless, I must find my Warhammer!”
Brian let go of Donne and pulled his hair anxiously: ”if I can't find the hammer, the bastard will beat me to death when I go back - it seems that I can only stay outside for a while...”
Donne looked at Brian with a dull face. This guy hasn't stopped talking since the beginning. Is it true that this guy is still a chatterbox?
”Don't worry, friend. We haven't explored the mountain thief's cave yet.”
Donne looked at Elsa. Elsa hurried out and ordered to go down. Then Donne said, ”now get out of here. The smell in this cave is bad.”
”That's right. I tell you, when I first came here, there wasn't such a big smell. The smell made me want to die all day...”
”You know, after they caught me, they wanted the great Brian to help them forge weapons, but how could I agree to the request of the mountain bandits? So they locked me up...”
Brian kept talking incessantly. It seemed that he hadn't talked to anyone for a long time. A steady stream of voices penetrated into Donne's ears. Donne felt that his brain began to ache.
This guy, how can you say that?
Finally, he walked out of the cave. When he saw the dazzling sunshine outside, Brian screamed again.
Not joy, nor wonder, but panic.
Brian looked at the sky and hugged Donne's leg with a frightened face: ”damn - I feel like I'm going to fly - I'm going to be sucked away by the sky!
Although the dwarf is short, he is not small at all. Brian looks like a big fat pig hanging on a bamboo pole. It's very funny.
Several guards not far away are holding back their smiles.
”Sorry! My friend! But you have to understand me!”
Brian closed his eyes and said, ”it's not good for a people of the earth to leave the earth with their feet!”
”It's just an illusion, my friend... Are you an underground dwarf? Do you have sky phobia?”
”No, I'm a mountain dwarf, but I haven't seen the sky for too long. I'm a little dizzy. I'll be fine later...”
Brian gasped and after a while carefully released Donne.
At this time, Elsa ran over excitedly.
Brian's hammer seems to have been found.