Chapter 332 (1/2)
Mi Jin thought, ”do you know who I am?”
Jin Zhi said politely, ”beauty!”
The parrot can boast!
Mi Jin smiled and asked, ”who are you?”
King Martin said rudely, ”I'm your uncle!”
”Ah!” Mi Jin was stunned. The tourists around him expected it to answer. When they got the unexpected answer, they couldn't help laughing!
Crystal dance was not happy to hear this and squeezed Kim Martin aside: ”you fart!”
Jingwen turned his head aside and said, ”people's joys and sorrows can't be connected. I just think they're noisy!”
The tourists were stunned: ”this parrot performs group crosstalk!”
”Doesn't it mean that we can't become elite after the founding of the people's Republic of China!”
”Ah ah!” Fang Ye quickly pinched the mouths of the two birds, ”this is a dirty word. Children can't say it! Besides, I'll lock you up. ”
He also wondered when he learned it. He didn't know.
They are taught some auspicious words, such as Hello, beauty and handsome boy, various festival greetings, and ancient poems.
It's really bad for tourists to teach them dirty words. If parrots learn to shout every day, it's not just a parrot problem. Parrots, you teach me and I teach you all, it's a big trouble.
Think of a bunch of parrots calling me your uncle when they see tourists in the tree. The picture is too beautiful to imagine.
There are also children who come to the zoo. If the children hear this and learn from it, the impact will be even worse. He's not joking about confinement.
Fang ye thought that if parrots don't learn well, they should carry out ideological transformation and send them a copy of Marx to learn!
He gently scratched Jingwen's beak with his fingers: ”you old cloud suppression user, what strange words do you learn, and are you a parrot or a human?”
Several parrots were taught a lesson. They knew they were wrong and honestly bowed their heads to admit their mistakes!
Seeing this, Fang ye took out two peanuts from his pocket and sent one to Kim Martin's bird: ”well, remember not to say it next time!”
Instead of holding peanuts in his mouth, Kim Martin pursed his beak and gave a crisp ”MUA” sound: ”I love you, principal!”
First, the other party flattered, and then grabbed the peanuts and ate them!
Mi Jin looked very interesting: ”principal, you parrot are really smart!”
Fang Ye explained: ”usually we teach more serious things. This dirty word may be taught by tourists. Parrots don't know what it means. Anyway, they talk nonsense. You can ask them what talent they have! ”
Is it?
Mi Jin was a little suspicious. He just scolded the parrot. The parrot bowed his head and admitted his mistake. Maybe he really knew the meaning of the words.
Then he asked, ”what can you do?”
King Martin said triumphantly, ”I can sing, dance and play chess!”
He shook his head and body back and forth, not like dancing, but like jumping!
It may be true that you can sing and dance, but playing chess is obviously nonsense.
Fang Ye was speechless: ”ah, what do you know? Shouldn't you perform and read poetry? Didn't you teach you to read poetry?”
Jin Zhi shook his head and recited with his deep voice: ”the day is close to the mountain, and the Yellow River flows into the sea. If you want to be poor, go to a higher level and a higher building!”