Chapter 225 - You Must Be Kidding Me (2/2)
“Oh, damn! Is that guy’s brain damaged?!”
-Was he trying to play the hero in front of us?-
-But we don’t fancy this type of brainless guy…-
In the next moment, however, their faces froze.
A scarlet-black streak of light flashed. The Copper-Scaled Lion couldn’t escape in time. Its large, savage head flew in the sky, and it turned into a glow of light along with the headless corpse below.
The two masses of light quickly gathered, and finally condensed into a shiny golden beast card. The four women were so shocked their jaws were gaping, not believing what they just saw.
At this moment, Zhang Che was like a celestial being, wearing full-bodied silver armor, and wielding the Scarlet Meteorite Huge Sword. He suddenly barged his way into the four ladies’ heart… As it turned out, a human’s strength could actually be this powerful, killing a powerful exotic beast with a single swing of his arm!
“Oh, my god, this is the perfect hero in my heart!” Monica couldn’t help but blurt out, looking at Zhang Che, her eyes dazzling with light.
“Stop dreaming, you bitch. What if he was only interested in the exotic beast?” Jenny looked at Zhang Che warily.
-We’re in the wild, and this man was so strong; what if he wanted to do something unspeakable to us? Should we give in, or resist?- Thinking of this, Jenny hurriedly pulled at her three sisters stealthily, signalling them to be careful with her gaze.
“Forget it, Jenny!” Monica instantly understood Jenny’s intentions. Her eyes were filled with radiance, giggling softly, “This guy is so powerful. If he really wanted to do something to us, do you think we can escape?”
Jenny gritted her teeth in anger, “Damn it. Monica you bitch, aren’t you afraid he’ll rape us before killing us off?”
Who would’ve imagined, Monica shot a glance at her seductively, chuckling, “Then we’ll just try our best to cooperate with him. If he’s happy with our services, perhaps he couldn’t bear to kill us then?”
Jenny could no longer be bothered with this pussy in heat. She took two light steps towards the approaching Zhang Che and said, “Thank you so much for saving us, mister. We’ll definitely thank you properly when we get back to San Diego!”
In the next moment, Zhang Che’s silver helmet fell apart, quickly melding into the shoulders of his armor, revealing his confused face.
“I’m sorry, can you speak Mandarin?” {TLN: Speaking in Mandarin}
Jenny and the other two Caucasian women were stunned. They turned to look at Chen Lishan in unison.
Chen Lishan looked at Zhang Che with a strange gaze. She used her rusty Mandarin and asked in return, “Excuse me, uhm, you… can’t you speak English?”
Zhang Che was immediately baffled. -Why do I have to know how to speak English?- However, he immediately felt something amiss. Although this black-haired woman was speaking Mandarin, her accent was very strange. It was like a foreigner who just started learning Mandarin not long ago was speaking the language, sounding very unnatural.
-Surely not…- A frightening thought flashed in Zhang Che’s head.
Just as he was about to ask the question that was bugging him, he suddenly stopped himself, then said to the woman of Chinese descent, “Right, my English is pretty bad. I can’t really understand you.”
A hint of doubt flashed across Chen Lishan’s eyes. Afterwards, she nodded, saying, “Then you must have come to the Bei Mei region from the Hua Xia region not long ago, right? Mmm, as time goes on, you’ll slowly be able to socialize with the locals.”
Zhang Che felt an explosion in his head.
-The Bei Mei region? The Bei Mei region!-
-You must be kidding me…-
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Translator’s Note
1: With reference to Earth, the Hua Xia, Ou Lu, and Bei Mei regions in Mercury can be treated as China, Europe, and North America respectively.
2: Reference to Louis Cha/Jin Yong’s novel, The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber . The Lion’s Roar is the most powerful skill of the protagonist’s godfather, Xie Xun, known as the Golden Haired Lion King.