Chapter 10 (1/2)
Triple updates ahead! Brace yourselves
After dinner, Zhuang Dong Na, in order to assuenerous and polite hostess, offered to have Jiang Chen send us ho into account the location and tiraciously and sha
I thought Zhuang Dong Na would acco Chen, with a doctor’s practical and realistic way of handling things efficiently, would plan the raphical location of our addresses Hence, Su Rui alighted the car ten ot hoot off which I interpreted as that of, “You better stay away from my boyfriend You’re an unwanted third party who caused oodbye!”
When it was onlyChen left inside the car, in order to avoid swords being drawn and crossbows being bent, I had to close my eyes and pretend to be asleep Only that I have no idea why, but the car suddenly caine was slow in turning over,to be asleep very hard to perform (T/N: Swords drawn, crossbows bent means be in mutual hostility)
Just when I was struggling whether to carry through the act till the end or to wake up to knoas happening, Jiang Chen's voice suddenly reacheddead in front of ive it a push”
As I ale tyre in this lifetime, I only have theof a car’s brand and structure For example, BMW is the most expensive of all cars, because its name has the word “treasure” Mercedes-Benz is the fastest of all cars, because it is called “run fast” Shanghai Volkswagen is the most common/popular car, because its name is very fahai Volkswagen The rest of the car brands are just there to buy soy sauce (T/N: BMW is “Bao Ma” in Chinese with the word “bao”treasure Mercedes-Benz is “Ben Chi” with “ben”fast therefore run fast Shanghai Volkswagen is “Shanghai Da Zhong” with “da”crowd/ ether ”Buy soy sauce” is a buzzwordirrelevant (in this context) or to express disinterest It was popularized when a passerby was asked his opinion regarding Edison Chen’s scandal and his reply was ”I don't give a sht I’ soy sauce)
Jiang Chen's car is a soy sauce car
In the TVs, cars also frequently stall, hence I just cal Chen's soy sauce car broke down
I don’t know if it was that I was as strong as an ox or if a soy sauce car stalls its engine in a “soy sauce” way, in short I just casually gave it a push, and it lurched forward I even got a sense of achieve to have
I set off at a quick trot after the car to pull the car door open, only to find out that Jiang Chen had locked the car door which infuriatedChen's little act of et off the car was just to play with me Hence I turned on my heel, and walked away at an exceptionally slow pace My walking aas just to show I can still walk aith o intact I really don’t intend to leave him as it’s a terrible location to hail a cab
Fortunately, Jiang Chen reversed his car and was keeping up with ured that since he isn’tto lendsituation, as such,“When there are steps for you to descend, do not hesitate to descend Do not wait till there are no more steps and you can only stomp your feet in vain” So I hurriedly opened the car door, but it was still locked……(T/N: Giving so allowing someone the chance to save face The sentences here are a play on a poeinal subject matter of these two lines were about flowers – “Do not hesitate to pick the then flowers are in bloos will be in vain)
I couldn't help but scold hi Chen, you can’t insult me like this, if you don’t want to sendthe car door, what are you trying to get at!”
Theof the front door slowly rolled down, and Jiang Chen stuck his head out, ”Chen Xiaoxi, you're freaking sick ah Come take the front seat!”
I fiddled with the handle, and eot in and put on the seatbelt, I sincerely and earnestly told Jiang Chen, ”I was, of course, only joking with you just now, but it rong for you to swear”
Jiang Chen ignored as pedal to its maximum extent I burst with joy when I felt the seatbelt on ht away, otherwise, I would have long flown through the windshi+eld, and ten minutes later, the police officer uncle would have arrived to outline my corpse with a chalk
Jiang Chen whizzed through the road Perhaps he started to contemplate how truly precious one's life is, and slowed down little by little I felt relieved — put away reedy for life and afraid of death, and switched it to a tranquil face as though I was accusto waves
The entire drive toChen finally stepped on the brakes and said, ”We've reached”
As I was undoing my seatbelt, I thanked hi me back”
To this he nodded faintly, there was no sign of wanting to initiate set off,Hence, I was fishi+ng foroff the car, only when I got on the ground did I e to find my phone, it was Su Rui
”Hey”
”Chen Xiaoxi, did you got home?” Su Rui's voice was indistinct
”Just arrived” I turned around and closed the car door Just as I was about to lean on the car ave Jiang Chen goodbye, the car lurched forward like a shooting arrow, leaving a cloud of dust on its wake
”……conspicuous” A bunch of indistinct words frohmid-air with a wry smile, ”Speak properly, I can't hear you clearly”
Su Rui said, ”I' you a lift was to destroy your corpse not leaving any marks After all, when doctors kill, they're the most inconspicuous
I replied with a snigger, ”You're such a girl, actually eating ice cream”
”Who said eating ice creairly!” Su Rui yelled, ”My dad also eats ice cream!”
I laughed heartily, ”It only proves that your dad also has feminine qualities”
“Hey, when it comes to my dad, I only feel sad” I could detect fro “I’ve always suspected that hi birth to jie jie & I were just a pretense I also made my brother-in-law take away my dad for his research It’s a pity he did not dare do so”
”It's better to have given birth to a piece of barbecued pork than you” I replied while al key ”Hey, is there anything else? I can't findfor it” (T/N: a popular, wacky expression ions used to voice aa piece of char siu isthan their child at this point, lol)
”Nevermind, you're so heartless, bye” Su Rui's words were indistinct I reckon he ate ice creaain
”Bye” I threw h it under the faint light e with its headlights glaring I subconsciously grabbedto pass by quickly, but it cahts were not turned off and see I tried hard to adjust , looking at the person in the strong light bea unhurriedly towards me
Jiang Chen