Chapter 978 (1/2)
For the s.h.i.e.l.e.l.d., which has a serious lack of understanding of the universe, this unexpected visit to Asgard's divine domain is definitely no small matter.
And there are many things that Nick Frey can't ask on the phone.
Therefore, at noon the next day, he sent his capable general Colson and led a professional team to the place where the meow hammer fell, and impolitely expelled the local residents who were carrying out the ”hammer competition” and picnic here.
After the blockade of the scene was completed, the good old man with dangerous hairline came to Allen, smiled and said, ”nice to see you again, Mr. Allen.”
”You look good. Would you like a drink? ”
Allen casually picked up a bottle of iced beer from the huge ice nearby and handed it to him.
Except that the ice itself was made by magic, the drinks and beer piled on it were taken down by the local residents from their cars.
Because they were suddenly driven away by s.h.i.e.l.d. agents just now, they didn't have time to take away the iced beer and other drinks on it.
”Thank you! I happen to be a little thirsty. ” Colson took it impolitely, raised his head and filled half a bottle.
You know, New Mexico has a typical desert climate. During the day, the temperature can often be as high as 30 to 40 degrees Celsius, and the sun is very hot.
Wearing a thick suit, he was busy just now. His shirt was soaked with sweat and wanted to drink something cold to relieve the summer heat.
When the cool beer entered the stomach and intestines along the esophagus, Colson immediately felt that most of the dryness and heat of his whole body had subsided. At the same time, he also remembered the important task assigned to him by Nick Frey. He immediately looked around and confirmed that no one else was nearby. Then he lowered his voice and said, ”the director wants to know that compared with the Kerry people, What is the strength of Asgard's realm in the universe? ”
Alan smiled and shook his head. ”There is no comparability. Although the Crees have a larger population, fleet and colonial planet, if the asgards decide to destroy them, they won't even have a chance to resist. See that hammer on the ground? The forging technology and magic power contained in its hammer are far beyond anyone's imagination. Even a simple physical attack can produce the same terrorist power as a nuclear warhead explosion. ”
”Nuclear... Nuclear warhead explosion? Are you sure this is not an exaggeration? ”
Colson's face changed slightly, and his eyes at ”meow hammer” became full of fear.
”No! Of course not. In fact, this thing weighs more than the whole earth. Unless certain conditions are met, it can't be lifted at all. Of course, if you don't believe it, you can try. ” Alan made a gesture of invitation.
”Is there no danger?” Colson asked cautiously.
”Don't worry! Hundreds of people have tried it just now, and some even want to drag it with a car, without any accident. ” Alan gave each other a reassurance.
Hearing that there was no danger, Colson took off his suit coat, unbuttoned his shirt, put on the magic ring that could enhance strength and system, grabbed the handle of the hammer with both hands and pulled it out with all his strength.
Tear!
Not surprisingly, the hammer thread didn't move, but his shirt was torn open, revealing large areas of muscle and chest hair.
Not only the clothes, but also the crotch was torn open to reveal the white spotted boxers inside.
”Ha ha ha!”
Seeing Colson's embarrassed appearance, Allen, who succeeded in the prank, couldn't help laughing.
”Damn it! This thing is ridiculously heavy! May I have the crane come and try? ” Coulson whispered a curse and hurriedly blocked the cracked crotch with his suit coat.
As for the upper body muscles and chest hair, I can't care so much
”Help yourself! But I promise there will be no difference. ” Alan shrugged his shoulders in disapproval.
Altoria on one side had already held back her smile, her face turned red, and the whole person couldn't help twitching slightly.
But the etiquette and education she received from childhood made her never allow herself to laugh under such circumstances, so she had to bite her lower lip and force herself not to laugh.
”Well, since you have said so, I'd better not bother.” Colson sighed helplessly and resolutely gave up his original plan“ Since the hammer of Thor is here, should Thor himself come to the earth? ”
Alan nodded without thinking: ”Hmm! Prince Asgard, his highness Thor, is in the small town not far away. If there is no accident, he should come to find his hammer soon. ”
”Crown prince?” Colson grasped a key word keenly.
”Yes! Thor is the only son of Odin, the father of Asgard's gods. No one can shake his position in the divine domain. ” Allen gave an explanation.
”Then what is the purpose of the crown prince's coming down to the earth?” Coulson asked seriously.
In his opinion, this has involved the diplomatic issues of the earth and Asgard, and there must be no difference.
Otherwise, once the ”crown prince” has something wrong, Odin will not be able to frustrate the earth people.
”No purpose. According to the supreme mage, Odin was dissatisfied with Thor's reckless and arrogant character, so he knocked him down to the earth and sealed all his divine powers. He wanted to temper his character in this way. You can understand that the old king is exercising his son. By the way, Thor has been hit by a car twice since last night. He has been shot by a power gun, forcibly injected with tranquilizer and tied to the hospital bed. ”
Alan had a gloating smile on his face as he said this.
There's no way not to laugh!
Thor!
Stun by a stun gun!
Is there anything funnier in the world?
No wonder everyone calls Thor ”brother hammer”.
With his performance and all kinds of black history, he insulted the words ”God” and ”thunder” at the same time.
Or ”brother hammer” is more appropriate.
In contrast, Coulson's mood was not so wonderful. He immediately burst out beads of sweat on his forehead and asked in a slightly trembling voice, ”he... Is he all right now? I mean, will Thor have a bad negative impression on the earth and mankind? ”
Alan smiled and comforted, ”relax! There's no need to be so nervous. Despite the loss of divine power, the Asgard's body density is far more than three times that of the earth's people, which determines that he is not so vulnerable to injury. In addition, Thor is a typical Nordic Viking. He is keen to defeat strong enemies and pursue glory. He likes to drink wine with warriors to celebrate victory. He is straightforward and basically belongs to the kind who won't remember revenge. ”
”Hoo - I'm relieved to hear that. Then we really don't have to meet him now? ” Coulson was clearly relieved.
Since he found out that Asgard was a higher civilization than the Kerry Empire, he was determined not to let Thor happen in any case.
”No! Don't forget that Odin, the father of the gods, sealed his divine power this time. This means that letting him suffer and taste the taste of losing strength is actually part of the test and exercise. All we have to do is wait patiently and wait for the crown prince to find his strength. What's more, I want him to see what the real Thor is... ”
The voice just fell!
Dark clouds suddenly covered my head!
Next second
Boom!!!!!!!