Chapter 345 - Play Real-Life PUBG With Me (2/2)
Don’t mention door, there wouldn’t even be windows!
However, since Fang Ning was a reasonable person and he had been using the brand of the Dragon Clan all along, now that the true lord has arrived, he would have to give him some brand usage fees.
After thinking, he took out two Dragon Clan Honey-flavoured Pills.
The green snake’s eyes lit up, but it still did not say anything.
Fang Ning shook his head, “Unfortunately, I sent the Dragon Carp to an arcane realm to preside over work. It will not be able to return in the near future. However, it’s not a big deal. Let this brother stay here for a few days, and in a few days when the arcane realm train starts to run, we’ll go together.”
He continued, “I see this brother seems rather down. Its soul might be heavily injured. Since it came here with you, I cannot ignore it. I’ll give you these two Dragon Clan Honey-flavoured Pills for you two to for healing.”
Hearing this, Long Fang hurriedly glared at the green snake, “Hurry and thank the Venerable One. I was too soft-hearted and brought you here. Otherwise, how would you be able to receive such great things?”
At this moment, the green snake did not even look at Long Fan, and only said to Fang Ning, “Although I cannot sense what True Dragon is possessing Your Excellency, Your Excellency’s true dragon aura is very authentic. Looks like this old dragon had hidden its spiritual sense while descending.
“I never thought that there were still places that we True Dragons have not explored in the Upper Realm. It’s a shame that we might not have the chance to explore them in the future either.
“Since we are kin, I will bite the bullet and accept Senior’s kindness. Of course, this offer will surely be repaid in kind later.”
After speaking, it opened its mouth. The two pills on Fang Ning’s palm flew up and entered its mouth.
It gulped down the pills, and a strange expression appeared on its dragon and snake-like face.
Before long, Long Fan was surprised to see this green snake’s body gradually change in shape. Dragon horns, dragon claws, and dragon scales all grew out, until it finally looked like a miniature green dragon!
“You, you, you’re really a dragon? No wonder that little lady Qiao Zijiang was so courteous to you but was always yelling at me. She definitely is a racist!” Long Fang said, both surprised and angry.
The miniature green dragon looked contemptuously at Long Fan, and said to Fang Ning.
“Um, Senior, do you have any more of that Dragon Clan Honey-flavoured Pill? Give me another two, and I’ll return the favor with treasures later. Although my treasures were lost when I descended, they still have True Dragon aura on them. I can sense where they are, so I can retrieve them when my power is restored.”
Fang Ning laughed, “Don’t mention it. I have other flavors available too. Right, I’ll have to trouble brother Long Fan more too, so I’ll just give you an entire bottle.”
The System was dissatisfied, “You’re being too generous with my things again…”
Fang Ning retorted, “If you’re stingy with the pills, you won’t be able to catch the dragon…”
After speaking, he spread out seven to eight small bottles in the air.
The miniature green dragon’s eyes brightened at the sight, and with a ‘swoop’, all the bottles of them disappeared into an unknown location, leaving only the stunned Long Fan.
“Hey, hey, Mr. Upper Realm True Dragon, aren’t you being a little too shameless? Most of those pills were given to me by Big Brother, so why did you snatch them so quickly? Hurry up and give me 90%!” Long Fan thundered.
The miniature green dragon ignored him and just went back to sleep in the basket.
Long Fan immediately felt wronged, “Venerable One, look at it. How is that a noble True Dragon? I suspect it’s just a counterfeit.”
“A True Dragon should be like the Venerable One, chivalrous, virtuous, generous, and selfless.”
Fang Ning wanted to tell Long Fan that how it was acting was how True Dragons really acted. The Dragon Carp complained about this a lot.
The miniature green dragon thought in disdain, ‘Virtuous, generous, and selfless. What were those?’
‘If only the Dragon Carp was here. I remember it collected many treasures. I could have used a few of those to pay the bill.’
‘That won’t do either. It probably could not bring them down. No matter if it were itself or the boss, they would have been taken away…
Little Brothers should be appeased. Fang Ning took two pills from his own snack pills and gave them to Long Fan as compensation.
As for the pills that were taken away by the miniature green dragon, Fang Ning only chuckled. The System would definitely keep an account.
Long Fan was immediately grateful. After listening to Fang Ning’s instructions, it decisively plunged into the golden arch in the courtyard without a shred of hesitation…
The miniature green dragon quickly opened its mouth to stop it, “You can’t enter that… Ay, that stupid snake. It ran too fast.”
Fang Ning was immediately surprised, and he asked, “Why can’t it go in?”
The miniature green dragon was still very courteous towards Fang Ning.
Since it had accepted his meal and even confirmed that he was a dragon…
It said, “I remember that door should be that Buddhist monk Zhi Nan’s. I’ve cleaned up a lot of its mess before. Once the soul enters that place, it abandons itself to pleasure and be unwilling to leave. Once they plunge themselves into endless enjoyment, they’ll become useless…”
Fang Ning was shocked. He had thought that it was just a virtual game inside with tons of fun things to do. He just did not expect the temptation to be so strong that it would cause a person to be unwilling to leave.
He pondered. The craziest he went when he was playing games was staying up all night. He wanted to go to class the next day, but he just could not get up.
He became worried, “What should we do then?”
“We’ll have to see that stupid snake’s concentration. If he were to become addicted, it’ll be a big problem. Whatever, I won’t enter that place anyway.” The miniature green dragon shook its head.
“Can Qiao Zijiang summon it back?”
“No. If Long Fan wants to come out, there are only two ways. The first is to die inside there and have Qiao Zijiang resurrect it outside, but there is no death inside that place. The second way is for it to willingly leave, but the Paradise Realm repels all external forceful summons.” the miniature green dragon explained.
Fang Ning nodded. As expected from a descended spiritual sense from a True Dragon from the Upper Realm. It immediately exposed the Demon Lord’s trump card.
He looked anxiously at the golden arch, and the miniature green dragon also stared at the arch at the same time. Looks like it still cared about its colleague.
Time ticked by, and eventually, half an hour had passed.
The miniature green dragon shook its head, “This isn’t good. From what I remember, if one can’t use their perseverance to get out in the beginning, basically no one would be able to come out voluntarily later.”
Fang Ning immediately regretted. Long Fan was unafraid of death, and it had the skill ‘Thousand Mile Assistance’. He had long been used to using it as a scout, but he had not expected that it would end up trapped inside this time.
If this really was hopeless, then it would be hard for him to come to terms with his decision.
After all, Long Fan was one of the few creatures that had common topics to talk about with him…
The miniature green dragon shook its head. It never thought that that stupid snake would actually be able to make friends with a Senior True Dragon. It had never spared it a glance before either.
Fang Ning paced back and forth in the courtyard, extremely distressed.
Meanwhile, the miniature green dragon had already fallen asleep…
Well, to be able to let the True Dragon worried for even three seconds, Long Fan would be proud.
After two hours, a black snake suddenly emerged from the golden arch in the courtyard!
What happened?
Fang Ning was overjoyed at the sight, but he was also extremely confused.
“Damn it, they’re all a bunch of sore losers! We agreed together to play some real life PUBG since no one could die anyway. I’ve only killed twenty people, but they all can’t stand it. Their minds are too weak.” (TN: 吃鸡 is an online multiplayer battle royale game called PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds (PUBG), but it also literally means ‘eat chicken’. At the end of the game, the winner will receive a message saying ‘Winner Winner Chicken Dinner’.)
Long Fan complained the moment it came out.