Chapter 993 (1/2)

At the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, the sunset was just right. Wukong fished a Durian, lazily drilled out of the cave, sat down on the stone at the cave, leaned against the lotus, put the durian in front, and then hey, split the durian with his hand, and then touched the durian to eat while squinting his eyes to bask in the sun.

The monkey hair has been knotted because it has not been taken care of for too long.

Wukong felt it. Its fur claws seemed to restore the skills of Huaguo Mountain. It was very sensitive. After stroking it, he caught a lice, crushed it with his hand, spread it on his right hand, and said, ”one, two, three... Ten.”

Now it is not like Qi Tian Da Sheng, but like an unknown wild monkey in the countryside.

”Yo! Qi Tian Da Sheng also caught lice for himself?” tiger shaped fist touched Wukong and sneered.

Xuanzang came to Wuzhi Mountain, as if nothing had changed, but in fact, his influence had already fermented unconsciously. Originally, no one could find the monkey king, so the name of the demon king didn't bring anything to the Exorcist's world, but now, the news of the demon king Monkey King's presence has alerted many exorcists.

”This wild monkey is the sage of Qi Tian?” a thick black man looked at Wu Kong for a long time and sneered, ”can he kill the crippled feet? Tiger shaped fist, you're not lying to our brothers!”

Another white faced scholar also stared for a while and smacked his tongue: ”no, no! There's no domineering spirit at all... Kill it, who will believe it?”

”I've asked someone. This is Wuzhi Mountain. It's the monkey king. Although it's listless now, it's called prestige when killing the sky's broken feet!” tiger shaped fist quickly explained: ”kill him, we are the first Exorcist. You're welcome!”

”Hello!” the big black man said, ”are you the monkey king?”

Wukong lazily turned over and said, ”no, I'm the great saint of heaven - Sun Wukong!”

”You look like this. Some people believe that it's a wild monkey from the countryside. They say it's the king of demons, Sun Wukong. Who believes it?” the big black man impatiently turned back and said, ”do you want to freshen it up, so that others say we casually catch a monkey and say it's the king of demons, which is ridiculed by people all over the world!”

Wukong helplessly pointed around: ”don't talk about the great sage of heaven. You call the Tathagata Buddha to live here for 500 years, and you are also an Indian ah San! You can't just look at the surface...”

”That's it!” tiger shaped fist suddenly shook off a cloak from the side. The golden gold lock armour, the new lotus root silk cloud boots of Chang'an, and the purple gold crowns of two high cocked pheasant feathers are the long-standing cloak of Qi Tian Da Sheng.

Tiger shaped fist way: ”fortunately, I'm ready. Just put on this body and fight with us!”

Wukong glanced back, suddenly touched the material, and said: ”This lock is made of gold armour. The weight of gold is not right. It is also made of rough weaving. You can see that it is the work of a rural blacksmith. The gilding is not good. It failed! The lotus root silk cloud boots are too ugly. They are still made of inferior silk. If you touch the longitude and latitude, the material will rot when you pull it... Failure!”

”Shit!”

”Phoenix wings have purple gold crowns. Even if chicken feathers are used for Phoenix wings, the chicken excrement on them is still there!” Wukong pointed to the yellowish brown spots on the feathers and came up to the tiger fist and said, ”where's purple gold? Who are you trying to cheat with red copper?”

The tiger shaped fist lowered his head in shame. Wukong pointed to his nose and said contemptuously: ”The original version of my grandson is the treasure of the Dragon King of the four seas. The Dragon King of the four seas is so rich that he can get it. Who do you cheat with the inferior pirated goods imitated in Chang'an? The gold armour is dazzling, the pheasant's crown feather is crooked, and the lotus root silk cloud shoes are broken as soon as they are worn. Compared, my dress can be called simple, low-key and meaningful!”

”And this golden cudgel!” Wukong grabbed the golden cudgel held by Tiger fist, fell to the ground, pointed to it and said, ”do you call it, does it dare to promise?”

”It's a dead thing made of broken iron! Who did you cheat?” Wukong asked.

The three exorcists all bowed their heads in shame. Wukong said with emotion, ”what's your sincerity? When you came to me, you first despised me. What's the matter with my grandson catching lice? Can't my grandson have a hobby? Is it abnormal for monkeys to catch lice? Although I'm a saint of heaven, I never thought I was special. I came from the masses and went to the masses.”

”When I catch lice, it's called -- go down with the crowd!”

”Great old gentleman, my great virtue, is it fierce? The sage of Sanqing came into the world. When I caught lice for him, your grandfather's grandfather was still in his womb!”

”I'm so low-key and meaningful here. Can you despise me?” Wukong pointed to himself and came up to the three people: ”who can show me these broken things? Yes, my hair is knotted! My body is also falling debris and covered with soil, right? But Qi Tianda Sheng is covered with soil, just like you?”

”That's fan'er!” Wukong gave himself a thumbs up.

The three exorcists were about to kneel down. They had stiff expressions and dull faces. They lined up and knelt in front of Wukong. Wukong asked, ”did you catch lice for the Supreme Lord?”