Chapter 978 (1/2)
”A dead cripple, a half disabled person, and an mentally retarded person...” Wukong pointed one by one with his fingers, shook his head and said with emotion: ”what kind of careful selection of this generation of exorcists can you pick out your three best products and put them in front of me? Do you want to laugh me to death so as to inherit my name of Qi Tian Da Sheng?”
”Oh! I can understand the dead lame and mentally retarded. Now you tell me what a semi disabled person is?” the empty childe didn't react at the beginning. After he reacted, he became excited and pointed to Wukong with a heavy breath and trembling voice.
He pointed to Wukong's fingers, trembling constantly, which showed how excited his heart was.
”You haven't seen my tiancripple's powerful......” since tiancripple's great martial arts, no one has dared to talk to him like this for decades. He blew up his beard angrily, pointed to Wukong and said fiercely: ”later, at my tiancripple's feet, you don't have to beg for mercy so easily!”
”Who do you think is mentally retarded?” tiger fist said angrily.
Tiger shaped fist can't stand it. He will start to rub his hands. Mr. emptiness quickly stopped him and said, ”didn't you agree that I'll come first this time? I'll let him make it clear that I'm a semi disabled man!” he suddenly turned around and pointed to Wukong and said, ”don't want to go if you don't speak clearly today!”
”Your complexion is blue and white. You are afraid of cold, cold limbs, shortness of breath and asthma. After exercising for a while, you sweat all over and your hands and feet are cold. When you talk, your tongue is light and tender, fat and thick. Usually, do you have weak waist and knees, heel pain, dry mouth, thirst, insomnia and dreams?”
”This is the weakness of kidney meridian and the lack of Yang Qi!”
Wukong scratched his hands and feet and explained to him, ”to tell you the truth, my grandson has seen many people with kidney deficiency, but it's the first time to see them like you. Dialectically, kidney deficiency is divided into yin and yang deficiency, but in your case, kidney yang, kidney yin, kidney Qi and kidney essence are all empty. There's no difference between kidney and kidney.”
”It's all false. I dare to say I'm not a half disabled person. According to me, it's a little short...”
The empty childe said nervously, ”why?”
”You are a useless man!” Wukong sighed.
”You say my kidney is weak...” the empty childe looked back and looked at the two of them: ”did you tell him again?” the day's broken feet were very innocent and said, ”it's not me, I don't have it, don't talk nonsense!”
”I tell you, I have absolutely no problem with the kidney. I have strong kidney function since I was a child. Don't frame me... I'll sue you for slander, I'll sue you for slander!” the empty childe said incoherently and hurriedly.
An aunt beside him suddenly smiled: ”ha ha! You are kidney deficiency...”
Another aunt said, ”do you still sprinkle the flowers?”
”No matter what you do, shut up!” the empty childe said excitedly.
”Kidney deficiency... You can't avoid diseases and avoid medical treatment. What about your situation... You should be treated as soon as possible.” Wukong shook his head and sighed, and tiancanjiao asked, ”can it be cured?” the empty childe was still denying, but his ears stood up quietly. Wukong shook his head: ”can't be saved, there's no cure, prepare for the future! Family members mourn!”
”Then you still fart!” tiger shaped fist laughed at one side.
”This conservative treatment is to try to prolong the patient's life,” Wukong explained. ”Give the family a process of acceptance.”
”I haven't heard that the monkey king can cure diseases!” Chen Xuanzang whispered to Miss Duan.
Childe emptiness seemed to have caught the last straw, coughed a few times, and his face became more blue and white. He pointed to Wukong and said, ”well, how can you see a doctor as a demon? You're talking nonsense. Do you know when you, a saint of heaven, will consult and treat a doctor?”
”What do I know? Do I have to report it to you?” Wukong pointed to the cave and said, ”I wrote the six character great light mantra stone tablet. Why? Because the word of the Tathagata is not as good as mine. Have I ever shown it off? I didn't! When the Lingshan Buddha was at the funeral, I collected all the Sutra hall. I recited the three sutras like a stream. Did I tell anyone else?”
”I didn't!”
”What do you think of when you hear the great sage of Qi Tian? Make a big fuss in the heavenly palace? Seventy-two changes, the body is like black iron, and a somersault cloud is thousands of miles. It can imitate the sky and the earth, pull out a handful of monkey hair, and it is ten thousand parts. These are only a small part of my ability. When Lei Gong compared with me, I killed it with a thunder. Have I ever shown off?”
”I have read a lot and am proficient in countless words and dialects. I have studied physics, chemistry, mathematics, Eastern and western philosophy, access to higher physics, space physics, quantum mechanics and introduction to space and time. Have you heard of it?”
”No...”
”So I am a very low-key, never show off - learn God. You can call me - fight wisdom over Buddha!”