Chapter 846 (2/2)
”If the three realms are a country, the Jade Emperor is the king of the country, the Sanqing is a high-ranking official, and the old gentleman is a * * * * * *. The sage is just an academic leader. You see, Kong Qiu is also a saint. When he dies of old age, a ghost can catch him. As a teacher, he is just a leader of a foreign political party. Lao Tzu's westward journey is an academic leader***** The Supreme Master, sitting with the leader of the foreign political party, went west to Lingshan, the three special administrative regions. ”
”Speaking of it, I sit with the Jade Emperor and have equal status, but I don't belong to the master in these three circles!”
”You are a disciple of the master, and you are also from this field. You can't enter the immortal book. In front of the Jade Emperor, you have no grade or grade. You're not even an official. You're a temporary worker and driver accompanying the master and the old gentleman to the West. You offended a senior official and important Minister of the Ministry of public security. People are afraid of the face of the old gentleman and the teacher, afraid of causing a diplomatic accident, and don't dare to embarrass you in the official face.”
”But what can you do if you instigate a vigorous social figure in the lower world, friar Ti, to provoke the mayor of the town of Qin, King Qin, to insult you as a driver and neglect me and the old gentleman? You made a big fuss with the local government. The king of Qin participated in your investigation, and the Jade Emperor sent Lei to investigate. The documents fell to Lei Gong's mother, so as to come to the card as the project for the teacher and the old gentleman to visit the West. The procedure is reasonable and jade The emperor also said that it made sense. ”
”If you want to argue with him - when you get to Lei Bu, Lei Gong sits on his seat: who's under the hall and why sue me?”
”Even if you go to find the Jade Emperor, what is your identity? How can you meet the Jade Emperor? Even if the Jade Emperor gives you face and receives you, how many years do you want me and my teacher to wait at the foot of Zhongnan mountain?”
”When the Jade Emperor was angry and asked to investigate the cause of the stagnation of the project, the thunder department had a document in hand. It's a big deal to catch the friar natti to take the blame. What can you do? No matter how powerful the magic power is, no matter how mysterious it is, who is afraid of you? Even if you are in the system, you still have some status, just like an old gentleman. At the vice state level, everyone is not a system, and who can you control?”
”Noble old gentleman, can you embarrass senior officials of the thunder department? They just hinder the old gentleman's face and are afraid that he will find Jiutian thunder to popularize heaven and eat it.”
Chen ang gave Wukong a clear analysis and said with a smile, ”the heaven has its own rules, but it's not like the demon in the lower world. With magic power, whoever has a big fist is the boss. This is a chronic bureaucratic disease. You don't win by ability. Unless you break the heaven, overturn the throne of the Jade Emperor and become the emperor of heaven yourself, otherwise you don't follow the rules, it's the demon who makes trouble and confronts the whole heaven.”
”And as a leader of a foreign political party, isn't it foreign aggression to rebel in the three realms of this country? Even the Taoists of the Taiqing Dynasty can't allow me to make trouble. However, if the important officials of the heavenly court, such as the Sanqing and Siyu, rebel and overthrow the throne of the Jade Emperor, it will be a military coup... Wukong! The beauty of the anti system in this system is here... Work hard!”
=Chen ang analyzed it for him. Wukong listened to the cold sweat and felt the depth of the officialdom routine. He looked up and saw the dark clouds in the sky, like countless gods, begging to stand in the clouds. Soon, a strong wind blew up. At the end, looking down from Nanshan, there was a thick yellow fog on the ground, like a cloud. Rao was Wukong's magic eye, and he couldn't see the situation inside.
Outside the city of Xianyang over there, Alchemist Ti looked at the end of the south, fixed himself on the high platform, held an iron card in his hand, read a spell, and burned a talisman on a candle. The two or three Hercules at the bottom also took a document and set it on fire. The Ping token on the top rang. I saw that friar Ti broke up his hair bun and distributed his hair, and slapped the iron card on the table.
He recited the names of the holy emperor of heaven Qi in Mount Tai, the holy emperor of heaven Zhao in Mount Hengshan, the holy emperor of heaven Chong in Mount Song, the holy emperor of heaven in Mount Song, the holy emperor of heaven Xuan in Mount Hengshan, the holy emperor of heaven wish in Mount Hua, the western mountain, and cursed them as urgent as the decrees of the Jade Emperor. Lei Gong and his mother hurriedly presented the decree of the Jade Emperor instructing the thunder department to investigate the monkey demon making trouble in the Qin court, and sent it to all immortals with the tality's amulet, Cooperation is required.
The talisman took the document of friar Ti and sent it to the emperor of the five mountains together with the official document of Lei Gong and his mother.
The emperor of the five mountains just saw that the official document of the Jade Emperor's will was there, so he sent the document to each mountain god and asked him to obey the orders. After this procedure was completed, hundreds of mountain gods and lands brought their own Lingshan mountain, entrusted them to the five mountains, came to the sky to prepare, and with a command from tifang Shi, he moved the mountain of the eight mountains to Zhongnan mountain.
Chen ang Wukong saw the yellow fog rising in front of the mountain.
Chen ang said with a smile, ”look, this means of Lei Gong's electric mother is coming!”
Wukong peeps into the Guanzhong Plain, and countless Lingshan mountains are erected in an instant, about tens of thousands of miles wide, and 100000 mountains overlap and overlap, boundless. I'm afraid this mortal foot can't climb over all his life, blocking Lao Jun's way to the West.
Wukong cried bitterly: ”it's also bitter! The thunder Lord's electric mother doesn't know anything. It's such a big scene. My old sun leads the way in front of the two saints, but there are countless mountain obstacles. Doesn't it make me ugly in front of my ancestor? The thunder Lord fights with me, but with the help of heaven, he moves 100000 mountains a day. He wants my old sun to beg for mercy... That's impossible!”
”But how to pass the risk of 100000 mountains... It really gives me a headache!”