Chapter 829 (2/2)
The monkey was a little confused. He broke his fingers and calculated: ”only immortals can eat flat peaches? But aren't immortals immortal? If I want to eat flat peaches, I will become an immortal, but if I become an immortal, what else do I eat? Those immortals live forever. They eat flat peaches... Old immortals... You confused me!”
”What's wrong with this?” Chen ang calculated to him: ”it's like a mortal... To be an official, you must first be recommended by an official. If an official recommends, he will be an official for a long time! What's difficult is you people who have nothing to do with the official...”
”The immortal doesn't need to eat flat peaches. If he needs to eat flat peaches, he can't eat them!”
The monkey became furious and scolded, ”what a bastard immortal! They are immortal! What flat peaches do they rob us... Old immortal, where is the Wuzhuang Temple going?”
”Where are you going? What are you doing?” Chen ang asked, ”but I want a ginseng fruit to eat?”
The monkey nodded and said, ”I don't know the bottom of the day. The yaochi pool is far away. I don't have the ability. How can I go? It's better to be near the Wuzhuang temple. If the Zhenyuan immortal is a kind family, I'll ask him for a ginseng fruit to eat. If it's like those immortals... I'll steal one back. If I can steal two, I can share half of your old man.”
Chen ang said with a smile, ”you know how capable Zhen Yuanzi is, so you want to steal other people's ginseng fruit to eat?”
”I'd better tell you how to be an official!” Chen ang said: ”three disasters and nine difficulties, not to mention him, this is heaven and earth to kill you. If you want to be an official in Tianting Lingshan, there will be countless disasters, including smaller officials, thousands of children and hundreds of robbers, larger officials and tens of millions of robbers. If you want to be the Jade Emperor, it will be immeasurable robbers, knives and axes, thunder and fire. It's as difficult as heaven!”
The monkeys held their breath and asked in horror, ”are all the celestial immortals repaired like this? How can there be so many immortals in such suffering?”
”No!” Chen ang said with a smile, ”how can anyone become an immortal after such suffering?”
”Of course, it's buying and selling officials, flattering and flattering, being supported by relatives and friends, or waiting for an immortal to appreciate you and help you to be an immortal. There are also good people in the world. After reincarnation, go to heaven to be a boy and a girl, and sweep and sprinkle the heavenly soldiers. If you're lucky enough to serve an immortal and someone reaches out to pull you, you can also be an immortal!”
”There are also murderers and arsonists. They become demons, train demon soldiers, form strongholds, patrol the mountains and gather in the mountains. After that, they wait for the gods in the sky to recruit you! In order to calm the situation, they give you a small official as big as sesame, and you will become an immortal and a Buddha, and become an official and a general!”
Looking at the stunned monkey, Chen ang shook his head and said: ”You can't do that. Even if you're lucky enough to be an immortal, you'll offend your colleagues, be framed, or break the rules of heaven. You'd better go to the world and experience for decades! I think you have a life of more than 300 years, and most of you have to be an official for 100 years. Take care of the celestial immortals in all Taoist fairs on earth. Let's find a chance!”
The monkey's three souls walked two and six souls scattered three. Hearing Chen Ang's lecture on Tianting officialdom to him, he unconsciously followed him to the mountain. He saw a cave in the distance. The weather of the immortal family was very extraordinary. A stone tablet in his left hand wrote: Lingtai square inch mountain, oblique moon three-star cave!
The monkey knew that the place had arrived, but he was not very happy.
He saw a boy standing at the entrance of the cave, but he didn't rush over. He just grabbed Chen Ang's clothes and asked, ”this boy is extraordinary. With the immortal around, he may become an immortal?”
Chen ang looked straight at the past, calculated the boy's past and present life, saw through his internal organs, shook his head and said, ”the common bone has not shed, in the future, just some capable Taoists can't become immortals!”
The monkey caught up and asked, ”disturb the fairy!”
The boy said positively, ”are you the visitor? Why did you make me wait for you so long? Come in with me to see the grandmaster!”
The monkey pleaded guilty and said, ”I'm here to learn the art of immortality... Dare you ask the fairy boy, can you become an immortal?”
”What nonsense are you talking about... My ancestral master has more magical powers than immortals, but you, a monkey who visits Taoism and practices, also want to become immortals? Magical powers are easy to get, and the positive results are hard to find... Can't you get in yet?”