328 Day 1 as a soul: god cha (1/2)
This woman was outrageous, you call Death a good guy who was given a headache by your son, you claim that He is well acquainted with Hephaestus, and you gossip about a god like he was you friend, when did gods become so common they had no longer any shock value so he decided to ask about the situation and confirm her statement in the godly version of social media or a chat group.
Lordoflight: @Morpheus, @Venus, @Hermes, @Hephaestus @Fortuna; i have a woman here who claims to have met you guys before, also says Fortuna is her daughter-in-law, and Hephaestus used to drop by her place a lot, any comments on that.
Satan: the bright bastard's out of touch again, you seriously should find help with the paperwork, there are so many lawful good guys who can help in exchange for staying at your place.
Fortuna: @lordoflight take care of my mother-in-law, hubby is very protective of her, also can we get permission to visit? It would make hubby happy to see his ma again.
Venus: @lordoflight do as she says, her hubby is a vengeful dude, very bad news, he stole some of my divinity, sob sob, i still have not been able to regenerate it.
Hephaestus: @lordoflight say hi to the madam for me, also can we get permission to visit +1
Morpheus: @lordoflight, be good to her +1 her son a vengeful dude +1 he stole hundreds of divinity shards sob sob +X00.
Hermes: @Morpheus @Venus, haha i got away unscathed when i had a fight with him, seriously though, dude is very bad news +1.
Hephaestus: shut up or i will snitch on you, my friend is a good guy, you guys went against him, ask @Death.
Death: my friend is a good guy +1 i have fought him and i can tell he went easy on you if it was only shards he took, bunch of wimps, also @lordoflight that woman should have a recommendation, so can we get permission to visit+2.
Lord of light was watching his screen when he felt someone was standing beside him, he looked to his right and saw Theresa standing beside him looking at the chat message ”See, told you, anyway, they just finished with the sin scale and i am all good, what next?” the lord of light was feeling really bad about what he was going to say but what else can he answer this woman with a vengeful son and Death as her backer, not to mention both Fortuna and Hephaestus seem like they know her intimately. ”If you have nothing to stop you then go ahead and feel free to use the realm as you please, don't break the rules and have fun”.