Chapter 363 (1/2)

”Hold the grass! There is a dream for my sister! There is a yuan mother! No wonder that guy doesn't need to write place names. It doesn't matter that the poem is so strange and difficult to understand. It doesn't matter. He can guide the way one by one. Hold the grass, what monster is this?”

”No, why didn't I hear Huiyun say she had a dream. Yes, Huiyun's strength is too poor. I'm afraid the monster didn't like her and didn't bother to give her a dream. I'm so immortal. He got a treasure map because of her. Well, he tricked me to go. Did he want to kill me or give up for rebirth? This stupid monster was so eager to deceive me. It was obvious. He was mentally retarded.”

”Well, the pottery bottle is so ugly. It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life. The word is written like a primary school student. It can be seen that he is mentally retarded. Isn't it good to hide under the ground and live? It's time to annoy my sister. I think it's time for him to see it?”

”No, the mentally retarded man said on the map that there are seven obstacles. I'm afraid there are seven dangerous levels on the way. The fools eager to win the treasure may have thought that this is the test left by the elders and will kill each other regardless of life. But the level can't be fixed well. In fact, it prevents the mentally retarded man from running out and frightening people. I'm afraid I have to pass the seven levels if I want to find the mentally retarded man. There are seven levels, It's so tiring. I have to fool some people to help my sister explore the way. ”

”Well, the mentally retarded person should deceive some people. But the way the mentally retarded person deceives people is afraid that they are not strong enough. They should be like Ruan Huiyun. They are afraid that they can't pass a level. The mentally retarded person is too unreliable. I'd better go out and deceive the old man Shi Guisheng. Maybe he knows what's locked underground.”

”Well, the old man must know something. This Taoist temple has existed for thousands of years. Even if the mentally retarded ancestor is the one who was locked up in pingtian temple, I don't know which generation of ancestors is also mentally retarded. I'm most tired of holding people for thousands of years or sealing monsters for thousands of years. Can't I kill him? Is this the rhythm that mentally retarded people cherish each other and don't want to kill them?”

”Well, maybe they have something in common. Hold the grass. Men and men fall in love with heresy, and heresy must die! I hate this kind of people most. Well, not necessarily. Maybe the old ancestor is a woman, and she is old and beautiful. I'm afraid that the monster likes young and beautiful women. No, maybe the monster has a junior, but unfortunately, the old ancestor who lost all his teeth found it. That's right Lao Zu was so angry that he locked him up here to let him live and die. Monkey sun still had copper juice at the foot of the five elements mountain. This guy may not even have copper juice to drink. Think about it. I'd better do good deeds to end his pain! ”

”There's another possibility. Maybe the ancestor was a man and the monster was a mother. The mentally retarded ancestor was too old, and the mother monster was still as beautiful as a flower. Before he died, the old mentally retarded was not willing to give her to others, nor would he let her have fun with her lover, so he ruthlessly asked her to be buried with him. Since ancient times, beautiful women have a bad life! She guarded Lao Zhi alone The corpse of the barrier is covered with ashes on the dark ground. It's like a beautiful family. It's like a passing year. This time, it's a sad word. Alas, it's so pathetic. ”

”If that's the case, I might as well take her as a partner. No, she's too retarded. Xiaoshi is retarded enough. How can we have another retarded around? The retarded will be contagious. I don't want to become retarded! Hey, I'd better kill her. Gee, she's so retarded that she finally came up with a stupid plan to get out, which attracted me and killed me. It's really amazing What a pity. Hey, who let the ancient beauty die? Right, the ancients were always right. The ancients said she deserved bad luck, and there was nothing I could do. ”

”Did it take 300, 500, or 3000 years for this stupid monster to come up with this idea? It's really mentally retarded. It's really difficult for him. It's pathetic to have a low IQ. It's pathetic that he still writes so badly after living so long. However, he can be forgiven. He's mentally retarded! He was happy with his master and didn't know how to learn anything. Once he was abandoned by his master, he would be miserable. Alas, people with mental retardation Life is like this. It can't be entirely his fault. His master is so bad that he doesn't teach him at all. Xiao Shi, look how good I am to you. I teach you to read and write poetry so seriously and responsibly. You still don't study hard. Can you afford me? ”

After Yu Qingyao woke up, he sat on the bed happily make complaints about the Tucao.

Make complaints about the poem. She listened to her master's Tucao.

Suddenly I heard the master say that he wanted to read and write poems by himself. The little poem was stunned and speechless in the depths of his heart.

She suddenly wanted to change to a mentally retarded master, so that she could be romantic and happy from now on, even if the master was buried with him after his death.

”Xiao Shi, you're going to have a long snack. You should study hard. You're still young and have time to learn. Don't be as old as that mentally retarded person. It's too late to regret.”

The little poem nodded wiltily. She dared not refute. The master was too powerful and unreasonable. She was not confident that she could speak better than the master.

Looking at the dawn, Yu Qingyao was too excited to sleep. She rubbed her face and instantly became an ice and snow girl Li cangyue.