Chapter 21 (1/2)
One second remember, provide you with wonderful novel reading. After asking, Duan Tingxuan found that the momentum he had built up was like this. He was a little embarrassed because of the chat on his face. However, his desire for ducks still exceeded the idea of asking for punishment. The little Marquis was also very helpless. Once the hidden love for food was aroused, he could not control his persistence.
”Oh, duck, how could it be so fast? I asked Honglian to deal with it in the kitchen. Please try my roast duck tomorrow.” Su wennuan changed his previous attitude towards slag man and invited him very warmly and considerately. Looking at her face, she really looks like she has changed her past and will be a good wife and mother from now on. Just her rolling eyes reveal that her style is definitely not repentance.
”What do you want to do? I warn you, don't play any tricks again. My patience is limited.” Duan Tingxuan is not a fool. Even if he raised his vigilance, he looked at Su wennuan with the look of ”I have seen through everything”.
At ordinary times, hearing the shameless warning of slag man, Su wennuan had greeted him with Foshan shadowless feet. But at this time, she didn't care at all. Instead, she repeated the previous question excitedly: ”that's the Kung Fu you just flew up. What is it? Eight steps to catch cicadas? A reed to cross the river? Climbing Ping...”
”What a mess?” Duan Tingxuan looked disgusted: ”that's ordinary lightness Kung Fu. Don't you know? I'm just better than those big thieves. What steps are greedy? Do you satirize my greedy?”
Generation gap, this is the generation gap. It's not across the times, but across two time and space. Eight steps to catch up with cicadas was connected by slag man and greedy. Su wennuan was speechless. He had to patiently explain: ”it's not ironic that you are greedy. This greedy is a cicada. Cicada calls from the tree. You... Don't have a name for such a good body lightening Kung Fu? It's not written in the novel.”
Duan Tingxuan then understood what she meant. He was angry and funny. He shook his head and said, ”I see. Those legendary scripts are just watching the excitement. Who makes you take it seriously? A light body Kung Fu can also make so many famous schools. It's good to drive cicadas in eight steps or cross the river with a reed. Aren't they all lightness skills?”
At this point, he suddenly felt strange. He looked up and down at Su wennuan for a few eyes. The little Marquis couldn't help rubbing his smooth chin and said in a deep voice: ”you're good to talk today. You set up a row of rat traps to murder your husband, but now you don't mention it? You're still so enthusiastic? Hum! You're courteous without anything. You're either traitor or thief. Say, what's your plan?”
”I want to learn lightness skill.”
Slag man is not stupid. In that case, Su wennuan simply doesn't beat around the Bush and comes straight to the point.
”No way.”
Duan Tingxuan refused without thinking: ”Why do you learn lightness skills? You don't want to be a female snitch? I tell you, don't let those novels deceive you. How can female snitch be as beautiful as those written in books? In recent years, many people like to read such books because they make money. Even the daughter of the boudoir is no exception. There are unscrupulous booksellers who collude with some poor scholars to write such books. I don't know the harm There are too many girls in the female prison of Shuntian Yamen. Although you are domineering and vicious, you have no problem in your mind. You used to laugh at those girls as fools. How can you now... ”
”Who says I want to be a female snitch?” Su wennuan grits his teeth and stares at Duan Tingxuan: ”how can I choose such a career with no future and high risk? Can't I get rich with my current cooking skills? Don't spend my gentleman's belly with a villain's heart.”
”Oh, what you said is really high sounding.” Duan Tingxuan tilted his mouth and slapped several times: ”then I'm surprised. Excuse me, grandma, why do you suddenly want to learn this lightness Kung Fu?”