Volume 1 Chapter 2 (1/2)
The Legend of Sun Knight Voluinal novel in Chinese by: 御我 (Yu Wo)
Second Rule of Sun Knights: ”Gracefully, Leisurely, and Most Importantly, Fair-skinned” - translated by Erialis
As we had successfully acco taxes, Storht be, though, that the Pope just couldn't bear to see Stor his vision to the point that he was crashi+ng into pillars as he walked… (Or perhaps he just didn't want to see another pillar daed - for the record, the pillars in the church are all ornately carved works of art and are terribly expensive) …which hy he gave us a few days off
The iven leave, Stor a beeline for the knights' area - the Holy Te as clerics in the Sanctuary of Light, and none ahts of the Holy Temple
To sos, even if the feht were all as beautiful as Goddesses, winking at thely painful business
Storinat a turtle's pace
As the whole continent knows, of all the knights, the Sun Knight is the , he will never lose his graceful demeanor
I can still remember how much I used to ad, squatting, raceful
In fact, one day, I was about to use the toilet, but forgot to knock on the door I opened it abruptly, only to witnessblack thing stuck in a difficult spot…
My teacher revealed the brilliant santly finished what needed to be finished before gracefully wiping his buracefully picked ive racefully
My teacher often said, ”Child, you ht were to fall down, he raceful fashi+on!”
I don't know if it was revenge for having forced hiracefully, but for a whole ular basis until I could - whenever, wherever, no matter how sudden or unexpected - fall doith inco I even caused the queen of soold ducats to the Church of the God of Light for h, ever since then, I have no longer dared to stand next to the church's finance er, for whenever I stand next to hi behind ht of stairs…
But aside fro to make sure that the door is locked whenever I use the toilet, walking gracefully can be quite advantageous
For exaood reason toslowly is extreht, because it enables me to record the beautiful female clerics froht It's not ”look” or ”peek”, but ”record”!
Because as the whole continent knows, the Sun Knight has vowed to dedicate his entire life to the God of Light; he is the ht has absolutely no interest in wo next to hiure, and is coaze in the least to glance at her He will only look ahead steadily, completely unaffected by her presence!
Brother, if you are a reallike that is actually possible?
Yes, it is! Not turning one's eyeballs and looking straight ahead - that is definitely the right answer
”Child, you are already fourteen years old, and it is time to teach you how to look at women”
”But teacher, didn't you dedicate yourself to the God of Light and so have no interest in women?”
”Child, I ht for hiht has not dedicated himself to me as a woman for me to use, so I'll still have to look for ordinary women if I want to 'use'”
”Child, let ht, even if the person next to you is a naked, incoht in front of you In order to reach that level, you aze in front of you and then, using your peripheral vision, record the beauty's appearance in your mind You may then retrieve the information from your brain after you return to your room and view it at your leisure!”
Whoa… The one who just went by on the left is not bad, recording!
Whoooa, is the one on the right a newco!
”Sun!”
I halted and turned gracefully to look at the person who had called me Inwardly, however, I was actually very tempted to swear God dathe newcoht ht, one of the holy knights who is not on my side
Why do I say that, you ask?
As the whole continent knows, the Twelve Holy Knights can be further divided into two groups One is the ”good, warht, and the other is the ”cruel, cold-hearted” faction led by the Judgood, warm-hearted people and cruel, cold-hearted people cannot possibly get along well, and that they have to fight whenever they have nothing better to do
”Sun, you should learn to adopt the God of Light's severity rather than go easy on that inco”
Ice's face was pretty much devoid of expression, but it wasn't because he had anything against ht's expression is perpetually cold; even if the sun hanging in the sky were to hang right above his face, it would still be unable to melt that chilly look of his
”The benevolence of the God of Light has allowed me to realize that even sinners ive up any opportunity to redeem their souls”
A sorrowful yet compassionate expression appeared on ht wasn't a talkative person, so according to our ”past encounters”, he would only have to add another retort and ould be able to close shop for the day
”Sinners should be punished They do not deserve to be given the opportunity to redee, Ice turned and left, not giving me the opportunity to reply at all
That's what I like about hi than I am, but since it's what the whole continent expects of us, he would reluctantly come up with a couple of sentences for appearance's sake
Moreover, as the whole continent knows, the Ice Knight's personality is cold as ice, so not only is his face devoid of expression, he also hates to talk Therefore, actions such as leaving abruptly are also perfectly in line with his character
But although ays have to argue a little every time we meet, our relationshi+p's actually not too bad He, who specializes in ice ic, would make a bowl of ice for me to eat whenever the weather's hot
Of course, in order to appear as though we are ”opposed” to one another, he would always deliver the opening line of an argument first Then, when I am mentally prepared, he would hurl a bowl at me for me to catch, and quarrel witha jar of his handmade blueberry sauce atan ice-type spell atsquarely on my head, face, body, and the bowl in my hands… Ah! So nice and cool!
After that, I will have a bowl of blueberry-flavored shaved ice to tuck into, and the i ”opposed” to one another will remain unaltered
That is why I really like that fellow, Ice However, I aood, warm-hearted” faction and he is from the ”cruel, cold-hearted” faction, and as the whole continent knoe cannot possibly be friends, so we can only be ”friends who are not friends”
Speaking of friends, I think I probably should go and visiton my vacation
As the whole continent knows, the Earth Knight has a loyal and sincere disposition He is tall and physically i, and would even stammer someti with girls…” said Earth Knight, lowering his head bashfully as his cheeks grew flushed
I pushed open Earth's roo that sentence for the thirty-first or thirty-second tiirl whom I'd seen hilare for the thirty-first or thirty-second ti, but there was still a foolish s, ”Sun, y-you're back”
”Yes, under the blessing and with the support of the God of Light, Sun has been so fortunate as to not fail in his ht's wish, which was conveyed to Sun by the Pope”
”I see! Hohoho, congratulations! Is there soht asked
Despite his foolish laughter, there was iaze, which I did not fail to notice
”Under the well-intentioned proreet you, ner enable ht's benevolence, thus I will be experiencing the God of Light's teachings beneath the wide earth and open skies”
That is to say, I, the Sun Knight, will be going on vacation!
I definitely read ”F! If you're going on vacation then hurry up and scram” in Earth's eyes As for the wouarantee that she hadn't understood a word of what I had just said It is i of my words unless he or she has known me for over three years
It is also the irlfriend, since whenever I try to chat up a girl who to her, and would hurriedly leaveaway
”That's great, you can take a holiday”
Earth was still looking at rin on his face, that face with its simple-irls
Compared to Storets a in, Earth is the real lascivious villain who es not to have a reputation as a dissolute fellow For as the whole continent knows, the Earth Knight is loyal, honest, and sincere, so how can such a person possibly be dissolute in his ways?
It's inconceivable! It's just as inconceivable as the idea of the Sun Knight being a drink fiend!
Although I have already seen thirty-one or thirty-two different women in his room by now, this fellow is still firmly entrenched in first place on the yearly poll for ”The Man Women Want Most as Their Husband” year after year
Although I aher position that hiher salary than him, my name has never once appeared on the ”The Man Women Want Most as Their Husband” poll, because as all the woht only loves God, not women
F!
That is why I hate him
Coincidentally—ora woman to his bed—Earth hates me as well
However, as the whole continent knows, the Sun Knight and the Earth Knight are the best of friends… So the two of us have no choice but to be ”good friends who loathe each other!”
I revealed the brilliant smile that I've practiced for ten years Instantly, that woh she wanted to duck her head and pretend to be bashful, she couldn't bring herself to tear her gaze froh I can never seem to make it onto the ”The Man Wo-term conqueror of the number one position on the ”Sunshi+ne Beautiful Men” poll It is absolutely not a probleet the oing on vacation?” Earth glared at me ferociously, but his tone was still loyal and honest as he spoke - his ability to pretend can giveface a run for its money! ”Hurry and think about what you want to do; the holiday will be over very quickly”
I heaved a sigh feelingly ”This h you, Earth, to remind Sun to hurry to the orld and experience the will of the God of Light Sun shall bear with the pain of parting and bid farewell to you, Earth”
Scra in Earth's eyes, the look on his face suggested perfectly that he would be looking forward to my return In a sincere voice, he said, ”I look forward to seeing you again,a sh spirits Seeing how that girl was so mesmerized by me that her eyes had turned to hearts, Earth's atteirl is destined to fail this time, hahaha!
To be able to interfere and prevent so a woood, it looks like my vacation is on to a beautiful start
Oh, no! Wait; I can't go on vacation yet
Although I ht is pretty good, out of the Twelve Holy Knights, he's still not the one whoo on ot to pay a visit to e ht of beauty”…1 That is, seeing that soet in the way of that person's happiness, and consequently forgetting one's own friend
According to what I've heard lately, it see has been particularly high, so I guess I'll be able to e's Complex
As expected, I had only just carried two stools and a basin of water into the toilet and settled down gracefully on a stool next to the squat toilet for no longer than threea black knight's unifor, he hurried forward, knelt down, and proceeded to throw up noisily
While I' for hiht as well introduce him to everyone This triple-black felloith black hair, black eyes, and black clothes) is ”my best friend who is not my friend”, who also happens to be the leader of the ”cruel, cold-hearted” faction: Judght2
As the whole continent knows, thethe Twelve Holy Knights, the one whose name you could use to scare three-year-old kids, ht, is none other than the Judg criood, warm-hearted people and he is the boss of the cruel, cold-hearted people, the two of us are sworn eneht will forgive your sins”
He always says, ”The harsh God of Light will punish you for your sins”
Froht must have a split personali— I mean, split divinity!
A crooked stick will have a crooked shadow, so the knights under Hiated a criht after he finished his interrogation
Although that shouldn't have been anything strange either, since he was only thirteen years old when he had his first practice interrogation It's very normal for a thirteen year old child to be unable to stoore
I can still reation;to have ht
When I saw the serial rapist hanging fro of satisfaction in my heart
You bastard!
Do you know that the Sun Knight can only love God and not woht's way of talking et a woman into my bed in this lifeti to use such a dastardly et women! This si like you deserves to have your corpse flogged even after you die!
Just as I ondering about stuff like how one should go about flogging a corpse and so on,ht; I'm here to have a practical on how to quarrel with the future Judght-styled co, ”This is simply too piteously cruel! How could you possibly use such ht? Even if he is a criht will certainly not condone such brutality!”
I'ument; it's your turn now
I turned and looked atsood job of starting the quarrel
That black-haired, black-eyed, and black-garbed little Judg time, however, and I could swear that I saw self-reproach and a profound regret in his eyes, as well as sparkling tears when I castigated hi up in his eyes, he wrested himself free from his teacher's hold and knocked me aside as he ran aith his hands over histo hurry up and follow hiht?”me on the back
What? I still have to quarrel with hi…
”Re with you a handkerchief, clean water, and two stools” After giving an to argue with his sworn ene ”benevolence” and ”harshness” at one another
Although I was full of doubts, I did not dare to go against my teacher's orders, so I hurriedly looked for a basin of clean water I already had the handkerchief, so with two stools tucked under my arms, I ran off to look for my future sworn enemy
In the end, I found hie's Couts out, and was still puking even though there was nothing left in his stomach for him to throw up any WhenI walked over to pass a stool to my sworn enemy and then placed the other one beneath my own butt
I continued to oodenly for so
Seeing his messy appearance, I automatically handed the water and handkerchief to hian to clean himself up