71 Gods and their children. (2/2)
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***Several hours later***
”The great crew of the HMS Explorer lost the last of its dignity!” -random crewmember
”I will never be able to face my wife again!” The officer is lying on the ground. Some improper tools are lying besides him. They are usually used by women to pleasure themselves.
”This can't be happening. This can't be happening. This can't be happening. This can't be happening. This can't be happening.” A scientist is cowering in the corner of the bridge. Sheets of paper with complicated formulas are spread out around him. Bobo solved a few of them for the poor man.
Faced with the solutions to all his questions, the poor man couldn't bear to be faced with the reality of the multiverse. Mortal beings should never dabble with something they simply cannot comprehend.
”I want hooome to my mommy.....” A young stewardess is hiding under a console and nibbling on her thumb. Bobo forced her to tell her greatest secrets to the crew. She told everyone that she had a crush on the captain, who was almost twenty years older than her...
)(Hmpf. Mortals! They can't even take a little punishment for the errors of their ways.)(
”We don't even know what we have done to you!” The once proud captain Warner kneels before the great demon Bobo with tears in his eyes.
)(You desecrated the pathways between the stars with that flying garbage can of yours! Isn't it obvious?)(
”But how should we have known? Please let us go. We promise to go home and never look for the stars again!” Warner crawls towards Bobo.
)(We still have much time. You will... )(*WHACK!* )(Hurgh!)(
”What the fuck is going on here?” Another strange being had materialized on the bridge of the HMS Explorer. It had horns and evil slit pupils.
As soon as it appeared it hit Bobo on the back of his head.
)(Ow. Daddy why did you hit me? I was just playing around a little.)(
”I look away for a few seconds and you are gone. And look where I find you! Playing around with mortals!” -Daddy?
)(But they had to be punished!)(
”Drop that act! And what's with that stupid costume? Get back into your real form!” -Daddy
)(Yes.... Dad.”
The great demon Bobo disappears in a puff of smoke and in its stead just a little boy remains. He has horns and slit pupils like his father.
”And now for the explanation!” -Daddy
”I took a look around! I didn't go far I promise! On my way home, something bulldozed over me while I was on the pathway! They were really rude and used almost the whole path! I was thrown off and re-materialized over a planet, dropping directly into a puddle of mud! When I took a look at whom had thrown me into the dirt, I found them!” The child points at the crew of the Explorer.
The daddy nods his head and smiles like he would understand his sons troubles.
*WHAM!*
Daddy gave his son a phenomenal slap to the face. The boy goes down and the metal floor dents in, leaving a human shaped dent with the size of a child.
”Mortals aren't toys! And if you get bulldozed by one of their tools, you should reflect on your own failings!” Daddy screams at the child, which doesn't even twitch and stays still on the ground.
Massaging his temples Daddy walks over to Warner and pulls him to his feet. ”I am sorry. It's not good manners to torture mortals like that. Are you okay? I failed as a parent! I shouldn't have let him run around in the garden alone. Do you have kids?”
Warner slowly shakes his head while Daddy straightens Warner's jacket.
”It's hell I tell you! Kids are a mistake of nature! Don't ever make one. It's especially hard if you can't even let your eyes off them. The kids of mortals at least can't cause such troubles. Imagine your kid crushing planets torturing mortals because it has emotional problems! And on top I have my hands full with the fate of the multiverse!” Daddy pats Warner's shoulder and smiles at him.
”I hope you can forgive Aengus? He is still young and sometimes he loses control of his reason. I will try to keep a better eye on him in the future. Maybe I will sent him to your world in order to repent for a little while?” -Daddy
”NONONONO! We forgive him! Nobody got really hurt besides a bullet to the knee! But that was our own fault! And we are perfectly able to heal something of that scale. No permanent damage done! Please just take him home, wherever that is!” -Warner
”You sure? Well I will punish him anyway. You guys look really battered.” Daddy walks back to his son and pulls him out of the metal floor. ”Oh, and sorry for the dent! You should build your ships a little sturdier! There is much dangerous stuff out there in the multiverse. For mortals at least! Have a nice flight home!” -Daddy
With a flash of light the nightmare ends for the crew of the HMS Explorer. Afterwards they flew straight home and took their ship apart. After learning of the powerful beings who used the energy junctions of the universe, the Dolarians passed on their great destiny under the stars.
The crew of the HMS Explorer had to undergo a serious rehabilitation treatment and after months, most of them were able to lead a normal live again. But some were changed forever....
The Dolarians would henceforth always fear the godlike beings who where somewhere out there. Just waiting to claim their sanity.
So we will never be able to hear of the great adventures of the Dolarians in their first space ship, the HMS Explorer.
And somewhere out there, in a puddle of mud on a lifeless planet. A new evolution of life started.