38 Plan or no plan? (2/2)
”So we really need a distraction.” -Celes
”Would you strip and dance on the throne, I am sure that would ..” *SMACK* ”..Okay. No naked princess on the throne for my coronation.” I sigh.
”Perverted stuff is forbidden until marriage! Think of a better plan.” -Celes
”Yes my queen.” *Smack* ”No sarcastic comments either!”
”But you are my queen!” This wasn't fair. Celes stops with an already raised hand. ”Oh, you are right. Well then you are forgiven.” She leans down and gives me a kiss on the forehead, giving me a nice view at... ohohoho... if she evolves even further I might forget her personality!
*Whip!*
Ow! Fucking tail!
”You know what that one was for!” She leans back in her seat again.
”You sure you don't want to distract him with a little dance?” I ask her, but she doesn't even consider to give an answer.
”I guess I will have to die a gruesome death and you will get raped by that guy every night from then on.” I shake my head.
”If you trained your soul magic so much, then just walk up to him and do some stuff to his soul, wouldn't that work?” -Celes
”Hoh, that's the idea! When the duel starts, I will kill the stupid spectators and create a horde of zombie's to cover him in a mountain of corpses. But I have to disappoint you, soul magic is just about tuning yourself to other souls, heightening your sensibility for them. It allows you tricks like my instant casting and using the weak points inside someone's defence.” -Me
”I feel that you aren't entirely honest, but I will forgive you.” Celes fiddles with her fingers. ”You know? We could just try to murder him together. Fuck the stupid laws of this world. We will deal with everything else afterwards.”
”I am shocked! A god of order proposes to break the law!” I shake my head.
”The laws of this world are barbaric! They challenge you to duels on every occasion! It's like some bad movie!” Celes hits on the table.
”Well, it's the easiest way for them to get rid of me, while gaining all the power at the same time. Fortunately simply assassinating me wouldn't ensure the throne at the same time. If the king dies by assassination, the new king would be chosen by election. I am sure that the crown would just go back to Nicosar. Strangely enough he is loved by the public.” -Me
”I heard he was a good king while he held the title. During the war, he became a hero. Fucking geezer, if the people just knew his real personality!” Celes shakes a fist at her words.
I nod too. ”It's late already, I want to sleep.” Standing up, I turn to the door, but Celes jumps on my back. ”Hey!”
”I have to check another item on my list! Being carried piggyback to my room and laid on my bed!” She hugs me tighter and almost chokes me.
”I don't think we are on those terms yet.” I am not a horse!
”There is a reward!” She whispers into my ear and dangles a piece of chocolate before me.
*chocolate* or *humiliation* or *chocolate*or *humiliation* or *chocolate* or *humiliation*
I grab the chocolate. ”I wont read bedtime stories!”