37 Interlude – A certain gods hot spring? (1/2)

AAAaaaahhh.... There is nothing better than a bath inside a hot spring at the top of an inactive volcano. No other gods to disturb my peace. No Council, no worshippers, no stress.

I soak inside the water and relax. This is my favourite place, right after my own little world. I visit just about every few hundred years and it is fantastic.

The hot spring is located inside a cave near the peak. The water, heated by the slumbering volcano, is just about the right temperature.

It's a pool of about thirty square meters. On the walls of the cave are crystals. I enchanted them with a light spell, so the cave is always bathed in pleasant light of different colours.

There are even crystals on the ground of the pool, which are shimmering in different colours. It's a fantastic place!

”Unworthy! Don't desecrate the holy water with your body!” ”Get out now!”

I look up and see two elves at the entrance. It's a woman and a man, the guy aims his bow at me, while the woman has readied a fireball.

I sigh. ”Get out of my hot spring and I may be benevolent and let you live.”

The guy shoots his arrow and the woman launches her fireball. Why are mortals so bad at judging someone else? I wave my hand and the projectiles disappear.

With another wave of my hand both elves are pinned to the wall. They struggle, but are held in place by an invisible force.

I step naked out of the pool and walk before them. ”Ah. How to punish the foolish mortals, who enter my domain?”

Their eyes go wide.

”Maybe a hundred years of pain and suffering?” I muse to myself.

”Please. I don't know who you are, but this a sacred place for our people. We protected it for over four hundred years now.” The woman speaks.

I try to remember when I was here the last time? Was it five hundred? ”No, I am sure I checked this place about six hundred years ago.”

”You can't just bath inside the holy water! You could destroy it's healing properties.” The guy barks at me.

Holy water? Healing? Don't tell me....

”PFF! hahaha hHAHAHAAHAHAHA!” I fall to the floor and roll around. It has been an eternity since I had a good laugh.

”Let them go! That's not the proper way to treat mortals Seria!” Lada suddenly appeared above me, hovering in the air.

Both elves open their mouths and stare at me with a scared expression. ”The goddess Seria?” ”Goddess of life and death!”

Then both of them look shocked at Lada.

”PFAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!” I can't control myself any more and point at Lada, who is showing off her panties to the elves.

”Your skirt! Hahaha... too short...... your skirt …. and.... hover around up in the air like that! Hahaha! Your lingerie can be seen.” I crawl to my knees and pound the ground. I can't breathe! Need air! Another laughing fit shakes me.

Lada immediately descents to the floor and corrects her outfit. ”I don't want that to be told by someone, who is showing herself off naked!”

I get to my feet. ”But by showing off, you can get much more followers! See? Even those stoic perverted elves are shaken by my godly self!” I run up to the guy and rub my body against him, which results in a completely natural reaction.

The woman's face gets red like a tomato. ”We aren't perverts!”

”What? It's not perverted to drink someone else's bathing water? Well I suppose mortals have all kinds of strange fetishes.... tell me, how do you feel when you drink a god's bathing water.” I change places and press myself against the female.

”It's … it's refreshing. And it heals all kinds of sicknesses. And when mixed with some herbs, it raises fertility or acts as a good poison for arrows.” The guy admits in a low tone.

The elven woman is turning blue by now. It's seems she is almost dying of shame. Don't tell me they came here as a pair to...?

I move my fingertip around her navel and whisper into her ear. ”I will help you out. Try again soon and I am sure you will be blessed with twins!”

The woman is now blue up to the tips of her ears.