6 Tied up conversation? (2/2)
”I have no expectations of an old, perverted, idiotic, anti-feministic geezer inside the body of a child! I am sure you have the best time getting off on your mother, every time you reincarnate!”, she shoots back.
”Hold it! If I am a geezer, you are a granny! How old are you really!? Maybe you are some hag even twice my age! You have no right to accuse me of being a geezer of all!”, I can do nothing but complain here.
”I have seen you look at Serias ass often enough! You are surely one of those guys, who have perverted fantasies around the clock!” - Myrm
”Every unbound guy who has a normal brain would turn his head at her! Well, be happy that I killed you then! I did you a favour! Best thing that could happen to you. When I look at your mother, you should have the best genes for the future now.” - Me
Her eyes go wide, ”Oh my god! You will even go for your fiancees mother. You will even try to bed us at the same time?”
NO, nono that's not the way I wanted it interpreted, ”What do you take me for? Have you ever seen me behave like that!? You, as my dearest enemy, should know me at least enough to acknowledge that I am not like this!”
She silently thinks for a moment, ”I surely have never seen or heard of you being with anyone in all that time. Even a god should have at least some form of relationship. You have some sort of mental problems? God's should have minds like everyone else.”
Uuuum....
She squints her eyes at me and starts to grin, ”I don't think its because you are something like an epic hermit, who has forsaken all worldly desire. Does it have something to do with that title of yours? Little One? Kekeke! I wondered about that.”
”NOOOO!”, I scream with all my might at this. ”Its surely not like that. It seems I got that title because my mother here used it as my pet name. You have no right to use it!”
”Oh you are a mothers child, I understand. So after my mother and me you will go for yours too? Or have you already achieved that. I must admit I am a little worried now.” -Myrm
I inhale sharply! ”Myrm! Stop making me do things like that in your mind! I am just a guy, who doesn't like to boast about his relationships. I am actually quite decent for a guy in my opinion! I am not someone who likes to bed every girl that crosses his path.
I like my relationships to be mutual. It's just that its hard for me to find someone, with whom I can have a normal conversation.”
I am exhausted now. This bickering wears me out.
”Stop calling me Myrm! Myrm was a god! I am Celes of Stricc now.”, she says it like she lost something dear.
I can kind of understand this, as I lost the same thing.
”Then you have to call me Angrod of Tirna from now on. Can we call a truce in this?”
”Don't misunderstand I still hate you down to the bones!”, she is still glaring at me. I have no complains on that, ”Believe me. Your feelings are mutual.”
We fall silent again and wait for our parents.
After an eternity the door opens and Katrine enters the room. Ireth follows after her.
”Have you two made any progress?”, Katrine inquires with a raised eyebrow.
”We promise not to kill each other!”, I call out and Celes nods.
”No wounding, maiming or other forms of violence?”, we both nod again and Katrine looks at Ireth. My Mother sighs and waves her hand. At that our ropes get cut and fall to the floor.
I jump up and dash out of the room and down the corridor to the bathroom. As I reach for the doorknob I get shoved by something from behind and fall over. Outsch!
”Girls first! Have you learned nothing at your lessons in manners!” *Crash* *Klick*
The door is closed and locked! I start to cry. I want to kill something! Anything is fine as long as it dies slowly and in pain!