Chapter 1007 (1/2)

But Bai Liang regretted it and immediately changed his mouth and said, ”why bet with you? You just want to make trouble. Let's open the coffin and become a joke in baijialing! ”

Just then, grandma was carried down the mountain by Lingzhu. She shouted from a distance: ”you don't believe Xiaoyu, do you always believe me? Brother Fuman is really not in the coffin. If we are wrong, my old woman will die in front of brother Fuman's grave! ”

I don't have much weight to say, but grandma has some authority in town. The villagers hate me too. They are not hostile to grandma. Her old man's words immediately aroused people's discussion, and it seemed that her position had changed.

Bai tie frowned and said, ”sister-in-law, you are also fooling around with Bai Yu. Are you evil?”

Bai Jian's interface came: ”yes, you must be evil. I said, ”Zhong Xiaohua, you'd better go back. Your grandson, we'll discipline you!”

LAN Xiaoying said coldly, ”it's not certain who is evil. You keep saying that we make trouble, but who can explain to us why the old village head is buried in the middle of the night? ”

The white iron immediately replied, ”this is the time for Da Zhuang to see, because the old village head bumped into Tai Sui when he breathed, so he had to go into the earth at night.”

I almost didn't get down. For some bullshit reason, I was too old to be buried at night. Your uncle's funeral at night is called stealing burial. Maybe it will bring disaster to future generations. The biggest disadvantage is that it will harm the coffin bearers!

When Bai Dazhuang saw my eyes sweeping towards him, he quickly turned his head to one side. Obviously, this shit reason didn't come from his mouth.

Grandma had come near at this time, and without waiting to go down, she said, ”didn't the old village head say to put it for seven days at first? Why didn't you say that the collision was too old at that time, and now you are in a hurry to enter the earth at night? ”

White iron continued to answer: ”because last night Xiaoliang was dreamt by the old village head, saying that if he didn't go into the earth, he couldn't be reborn. Let's find Da Zhuang today. It turned out that he bumped into Tai Sui and had to be buried in advance. ”

I ignored him, but stared at Bai Dazhuang who didn't dare to look at me and asked, ”Uncle Bai, how did you calculate that the old village head bumped into Tai Sui?”

Xuangen asked, ”did you use Guiguzi to pinch your fingers for divination, or did you use the golden formula?” The old boy is an expert in divination. I don't understand the two kinds of divination he asked.

Bai Dazhuang immediately, er... Er... Er, for a long time, he couldn't say a word. He is a scammer. You ask him to make up a divination that xuangen and I believe, unless the sun comes out from the West.

Xuangen said with a smile, ”geese, does Qu Xiang sing to heaven? There is no such divination. ” The old boy made us all laugh, and several young people in the cemetery couldn't help laughing.

Bai tie extricates Bai Dazhuang: ”this is to see the secret technique of breaking into guests. How can you understand it? Da Zhuang doesn't say it. It involves a unique secret skill. You can't let outsiders... ”

When xuangen heard this, he was already laughing. He only heard the old boy say, ”look, Chuangke is widely spread in northern Shanxi. It can be said that it is a household name. What's the secret?”

White iron angrily shouted, ”what are you, daring to act wildly in Baijia village?”

Xuangen immediately put away his smile and said, ”I'm not a thing!”

The cemetery burst into laughter and the funeral turned into a farce.