Chapter 399 (1/2)
”Zhao - Yu!” In the quiet forest, Miao Ying suddenly roared, ”are you full of roundworms? Didn't I tell you to bring two tents? Where's the tent? This... What are these? ”
Before starting, Miao Yingming saw Zhao Yu with two tents, so she brought him two tents as agreed. Who knows, one bag is a tent, while the other bag is not, but full of messy things.
”Well...” Zhao Yu explained leisurely, ”this tent is the most expensive in his shop. It's said to be the latest fully automatic tent. Moreover, it's no problem to hold four or five people in it! Moreover, save resources! If you want to walk such a long way, you have to pack light. You're not tired to death with two tents? ”
”What about the sleeping bag? Why did you bring only one sleeping bag? Where's the damp proof pad? Where is it? ”
Miao Ying scolded and zipped another tent bag. As a result, eight or nine bottles of Tsingtao beer and a lot of snacks such as chicken feet and duck necks appeared impressively.
”I'll go! This...... ”Miao Ying's eyebrows were crooked,” Zhao Yu! What do you have here? Master Zhao, are you still carrying peanuts and peas? Tell me, let's go on a long journey. What are you doing with beer!? Do you want to drive a stall in the forest? ”
”Well... Well!” Zhao Yu explained leisurely again, ”it's useful to relieve fatigue! I'm so tired of walking this day. Drink some wine to relieve my fatigue! ”
”The bastard belt is smoking. I've convinced you!” Miao Ying continued to fire while picking up the items in her pocket. ”Let's handle the case in the field. You don't bring a flashlight, rope or even a lighter. Look at you, my God, what's this...”
Miao Ying took out several large boxes of Durex from Zhao Yu's pocket.
”Mistakenly... Misunderstood!” At this moment, Zhao Yu blushed slightly and said, ”I'm an honest man. Don't want to pollute! I've seen it on TV. It can be used to hold water and bind things. It's strong! ”
”Tie things, tie what? I think you have some bad tendencies, don't you? Shake m or shake s? ” Miao Ying was very angry. ”Fortunately, I didn't believe you, wild master Zhao. Otherwise, all I have left is the West and north wind!”
With that, Miao Ying turned and opened the tent bag lock, and began to skillfully set up the only tent.
”Well... That... Captain Miao, listen to me...” Zhao Yu approached and wanted to explain.
”Get out! Pick up firewood! Stay away from me! ” Miao Ying roared, ”I'm really obsessed. My God, how can I believe your mallet?”
”OK, OK, leave it to me!” Zhao Yu hurried to pick up firewood.
At this time, although it was less than 7 p.m., it was fast dark in the forest. They had been on their way all day, so they found a clean place to camp.
Before entering the mountain, Miao Ying wanted to find a guide in the local area, but Zhao Yu drove them all away. They had ordered one, but Zhao Yu quietly stuffed 200 yuan and sent it away.
Darling, Zhao Yu finally caught this good opportunity to get close to the goddess. How can she let others come out to stir up the situation? Before entering the forest, he patted his chest and promised that he was a wilderness expert and didn't need any guides at all.
However, not long after he came in, he couldn't find the north at all! Fortunately, Miao Ying has some outdoor experience, so she won't deviate.
In fact, however, of course, Zhao Yu deliberately made these things. Although he is very low about wilderness adventure, he is not weak enough to be brainless.
The reason why he is so exaggerated is naturally that he wants to make things with beauty Miao? As the saying goes, if there is no difficulty, it is necessary to create difficulties. Only when there are difficulties, can they get closer!
Hey, hey
A tent, a sleeping bag, a stack of Durex... This idea has come to the point of being explicit!
Zhao Yu hummed a little song about Zhu Bajie carrying his daughter-in-law, while leisurely picking up firewood. At the same time, she also dreamed of a better life in a tent with beautiful women at night.