Chapter 51 (1/2)
”Officer, I won't take you to play like this!” Little yellow hair stuck out his tongue and said, ”the camel is an animal. It's under your command! Of course you have to pay for the things you broke while riding a camel? ”
”Yes! Yes! ” Others agree.
”Hey, you've gone too far,” Li BEINI interrupted. ”We're also trying to catch thieves! Let me see, that bag robber is the culprit. Why don't you ask him for compensation! ”
With that, Li BEINI took over Xiao Huangmao's list, looked at it, and immediately shouted in surprise, ”what? More than nine thousand dollars? Are you going crazy? How dare you ask for so much money? You... You... ”
”Officer,” Xiao Huangmao still smiled, ”there are not only pots and bowls, but also many precious medicinal materials! Our list has no water at all! There are names on them. You can check them door to door! What's more, we don't care about the bag robbers. We only know that you broke our things. It's natural for you to compensate us! ”
”Hahaha... Hahaha...”
No one expected that Zhao Yu, who heard this, would laugh up to the sky. The people present were stunned by his smile. I don't know why Zhao Yu laughed?
Zhao Yu took the list, glanced at it, and then laughed even more. She laughed and smoked!
”Hahaha...” he reached out and grabbed Xiao Huangmao's collar and pulled him to himself. ”This... This is your claim list? Where are you playing? ”
”Police... Officer...” Xiao Huangmao asked humbly, ”what do you mean?”
”Alas!” Zhao Yu shook her head, patted her chest and said, ”let me teach you! You see... There are things on your list, not personnel! This is a failure! ”
”Well... What do you mean?” Little yellow hair scratched his head.
”If I do this,” Zhao Yu said, pointing to the list, ”there must be a broken leg on it! Um... Just say, the camel was broken! In addition, when avoiding camels, you can also arrange a person who falls, light fall, lumbar disc protrusion, heavy fall, lower limb paralysis!
”This is personnel. With personnel, there can be no upper limit on money! Do you understand? ”
”But isn't that a fabrication?” Xiao Huangmao asked.
”Shit! Grandma is a bear. I've seen many people blackmail money. I haven't seen such an unprofessional person like you! ” Zhao Yu, like her predecessors, earnestly taught, ”silly? Your goal is to steal money, okay? To achieve the goal, it is necessary to make up!
”Things are dead, people are alive! I panic when I hear that someone has a problem! How much time would it take if I did investigate one by one? Besides, it's hard for me to check if there is a prominent waist disc? ”
”That...” the people at the scene stared.
”Attention, the critical time is coming! After the personnel is done well, you can talk to the lion! ” Zhao Yu pointed to the list, ”your list is too kindergarten. Depending on me, it will take at least 500000 or 1 million!”
”Ah?” Little Huang Mao was stunned. ”Is this... Too evil?”
”Listen back!” Zhao Yu continued to teach her a lesson. ”When I see this price, do I have to be silly? Right? Then, I will certainly bargain with you in a panic! Then, you push the boat along the river and give way to 10000 bit by bit. When I saw that as long as 10000, I thought I had picked up a big bargain. Wouldn't you just pay for it? This is just like doing business! ”
”Oh... Oh...” Xiao Huangmao stroked Zhao Yu's teaching and really found that he was very deficient in blackmailing money.
Zhao Yu said in her heart, Grandpa, I have wronged people more than 1800 times before, and I am about to become the ancestor of this business! You dare to teach others today.