170 Episode 170 "Recommended Home Remote Support Golem" Ritogon "".txt (2/2)
”Do not indulge me. How could I not notice the same hidden features in the same item?
Aine and Reggie looked at each other and laughed.
'...... hidden feature?'
This ”Ritgon-kun” is very insulating.
”And the Lord supplies the magic power through your embrace. In other words'
The two of them squeezed the ”Soft Material Golem
”Ine (I) can feel the warmth of Naykun (my Lord) at all times!
It's not that kind of tool!
Stop using it in a strange way.
Aine and Reggie can't use 'Ritogon' when they're hugging and attached to each other, you know. We've decided to hunt, you know.
Then let the mission begin.
I let go of Ritogon from Aine and Reggie, who were chewing with regret, and I started 'Operation Dark Warthog Capture'.
It's a very good idea to have the dark warthogs come to you. Ritogon.
”Woof, woof, woof.
At my instruction, the Little Dragon Golem starts walking.
It's surprisingly fast. As expected of a custom-made product created by a saint.
The Little Dragon Golem continued to approach the dark warthog, spread its wings and jumped in front of the warthog at once.
''Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm!
”Buh-oh!
Poof.
”Fummi-
I was blown away.
'Ritogon' just hit the tree and bounced back.
............ eh.
The boar ignores The Little Dragon Golem and walks away.
...... Maybe it didn't even pose a threat?
'Come to think of it,'
Ritogon is made of a soft material, it's light, and it's a true ”flying stuffed animal”. And for some reason, the eyes, fangs and horns are deformed and cute.
I guess I can't do battle after all: ......
”Wait, Lord. ”Wait and see, my Lord, he's not done yet.
On my shoulder, Reggie pointed at the Little Dragon Golem with a shudder.
When Ritgon saw that, he spread his wings wide and snapped his fangs.
I'm sure you're right. It's a good thing, because even items have pride.
I wonder if it's there.
It's a good idea to let this golem have a losing habit if this is the first battle. ”Let him try as hard as he can.
”Munch, munch, munch.
It's like nodding at Reggie's words, 'Ritogon' flapping his wings.
...... If that's what you mean, let's try it.
'Now try to keep a safe distance and provoke them with your wings.
”Feny, feny, feny, feny!
Then 'Ritogon' took off.
”...... I hope it's okay. ”Ritogon
...... Trusting the messenger is one of the duties of a master.
”...... Don't take it easy. We're here for you.
We were down in the grass, watching over ”Ritogon”.
...... It's kind of like a parent watching over their child's errand.
It's a very good idea to be able to have a good idea of what you're looking for.
Let the battle begin!
”Woof, woof, woof!
”Buh-oh!
Rito Gon flaps his wings.
The dark warthogs are in a state of confusion.
”Bu-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
The Dark Warthog's horn attack!
Watch out!
'Wait! I dodged a paper trail!
”No way! It's growing in this short amount of time. ...... says!
The Winged Attack of Rito-Gon!
His wings grazed the tip of The Dark Warthog's nose!
It enraged the ”Dark Warthog”!
All right, that's enough. Come back!
No. He's still going to do it.
”Don't. ”Don't look too hard...
”Buh-oh!
”Funniest ────!
”'A'
The Dark Warthog's horns collided with the Little Dragon Golem.
The heavy wild boar's body hit the little golem and splashed it with its body....
”'Ritogon ────!
Knock, knock.
The Little Dragon Golem that was blown away fell under our feet.
There are no injuries. The soft material made by the saint is softly catching its horns. But its dull eyes are trembling with pain (subjective). The horns are shaken with shock (subjective) and the lips are filled with sorrow (subjective).
”Bu-woo! I'm going to...
The Dark Warthog is triumphant. He's snorting and screaming in triumph.
He's hopped up. Drunk with triumph.
He doesn't even know we're close enough to see him.
Bu!
'The Dark Warthog' looked at me.
'...... Looks like we were wrong.
...... Yes, I should have acquired my ingredients on my own.
”It was our treat to leave it up to the lovely messenger we just got from .......
'Buno ....... Bugo! Bu-o ────!
The Dark Warthog screams.
But... it's too late.
Our 'cheat skills' are already ready.
”Aine, Leggy.
Yes. Nah-kun.
”Mm. Ready when you are.
Me, Aine and Reggie look at each other and nod at each other.
And then...
”'Get it done,'
”Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
The screams of the Dark Warthog went up.
Aine's ”Dynamic Observation” was used to read the movements of the boar, and then it went around, followed by my ”Delayed Art” for two consecutive rounds and Aine's ”Magic Stick”. The last one was a critical hit with my ”Transcendental Sense”.
BUNO ────!
He pushed a dark warthog!
It was only for a few minutes.
It was a short battle - but it was important to us.
One thing I've noticed is that .......
'Maybe we're not the best at controlling the messenger: ......
I don't mind Mr. Raphilia's 'Elderly Slime' because it regenerates: ......
The design of that naive saint is bad. She's so lovely, you can't leave her alone!
Then we put the Dark Warthog in Aine's Big Sister's Treasure Chest...
I checked Ritogon again to make sure it was OK, and washed it in river water just to be sure.
Then I hung it on the laundry cord and returned to the villa with me and Aine supporting it.
'Welcome back! Nagi-sama! Okari ...... nagii...welcome back! It took you longer than you thought, didn't it?
After returning to the villa, we explained to Cecil, Rita, Cutlass and Leticia about Ritgon.
Everyone was curious about the 'fluffy' golem.
I'm sure you'll be able to find out more about it by visiting the website.
It's light, soft, and lacking in strength.
Forcing it to fight is not our thing.
So we could have made it into everyone's plush toy, but Aine.
'One thing I've come up with ...... to make everyone happy. I need to do some research and analysis, if that's okay with you?
I said.
Of course I allowed it.
'But first, should I work up a sweat? Can you give me a bath first, Nah-kun?
Aine said.
Apparently Cecil and Rita had boiled it up beforehand.
I've been sweating in battle. I'll take your word for it.
''...... Saintess-sama's golem, it's hard to use it, isn't it?
As I sat in the hot bath, I was thinking about ”Ritogon”.
Its performance is good. It's durable. She's not too stupid.
But because the saintly woman thinks too much, she's turned into a tricky golem.
Above all, she's too lovely to be used in a battle. But that would just make her a mere stuffed animal. I don't mind that, but ...... it's still a bit of a waste.
As long as Aine figured out how to use it at home, that's fine.
...... Come to think of it, Aine was very confident earlier.
I'm sure she's figured out a way to use it that everyone will enjoy .......
Thinking about that, as I left the bathroom──.
I found a towel in the dressing room. It was on the floor. It's gone.
”Funi-funi. Fufu.
In the basket was a change of clothes and a ”Rito Gon”.
A golem that is soft, soft to the touch and absorbent, and can be washed in its entirety.
...... Come to think of it, saintly lady, this golem can be used to 'wipe your body'.
...... naa kunaa-kun.
Aine's voice came from behind the door.
'I'm sorry. I dropped all of the towels in the well earlier. I'd like you to replace them with Ritogon's.
You know, .......
It's okay. ”'Ritgon' is a highly absorbent golem.
No. Anything else, just a dry cloth.
I wet every last one of them.
...... hey there.
'But we're all going to be analyzing The Little Dragon Golem now, aren't we? If you use it to wipe your body: ......
You're okay.
It was strange.
Even though it was through the door, I thought I saw Aine give a thumbs up with a 'gulp'.
''I decided the order to analyze them, because we drew a lottery earlier.
Hey.
By the way, Rita, who drew the first one, turned bright red and fainted, so it was moved up and we had to start with Leticia, okay?
It's all good, right? What are you doing with that thing you wiped off your body?
I have a report to give to Her Ladyship.
Through the door, I could feel Aine laughing.
'Will you help me? Nah-kun.
I don't!
I couldn't help it, so I wiped myself with 'Ritogon' and after washing it with more water, I left the changing room.
Aine was despondent, though.
'...... I can't help it,'
I can't help it.
Those lottery tickets are for baths in order.
But ”Ritgon” isn't dry yet.
It's not a problem. Aine has a special 'sewage increase' attack.
Aine took Ritogon to the storage room, hung it from the ceiling, placed a bucket of muddy water underneath it and activated the ”Sewage Increase”.
The water in ”Ritogon” was drained out and instantly dried.
And then...
Hey, Inez! I, for one, am running out of things to wipe myself with!
I want you to use Ritgon, the golem. It's an experiment. Letitia.
'Don't be ridiculous! What is it about ............ that makes you wipe yourself with a golem? This is so absorbent and fluffy! It's as if the body is wrapped in feathers. ...... is where do you take the golem after you wipe it off, where do you take it? Research? Um, Aine. Hey, ────!
And so....
The Little Dragon Golem that the saint made was to be used as the remote controlled fluffy towel in our home.
...... I'll think of a decent use for it sometime soon.