Chapter 91 (1/2)
Glossary
儿 | er | (lit. child) diminutive marker used as a form of endearment
Liu Fei Xu ruthlessly glared at the wretched-looking woman on the ground, itching to step forward and kick her to death. But he clearly understood that he was currently the laughingstock of Lan Zhou and could not stir up any more trouble. Fists tightly clenched, he restrained himself for a long while before the urge to head over there disappeared.
Ruan Zhu voluntarily stood up. She didn’t have much sympathy towards Yu Lian Hua as she felt the other was a clown, but it would be a pity if she died. She stopped in front of her: “Hey, are you all right?”
One of Yu Lian Hua’s arms dangled; it seemed that her shoulder had been injury. She sat slumped on the ground, supported from the back by her husband, as if she was suffering from paralysis. Grimacing in pain, bitterness was all across her face and she howled in grief: “Ouch……Lord, be a little gentler……this is really asking for my life……I dunno if my ribs are broken?”
This was the result of being a busybody and there was no one else to blame! Mockery was concealed in the corner of Ruan Zhu’s mouth: “Oh, that is truly too bad. You had better hire a carriage and return!”
Yu Lian Hua scowled miserably: “Younger Sister Ruan, you know I’m so poor that I can’t even eat rice. Where would I have the coin to hire a carriage to go home? Or how about you lend me some silver based on the fact that we are acquainted. I will definitely return it some day.”
She was already tragic to this extent yet still did not forget to greedily demand some small advantages.
Ruan Zhu feigned anxiousness: “Aiya, Older Sister Yu shouldn’t look at my clothes that are a little brighter and cleaner. To be honest, these clothes have been sitting in a chest for who knows how many years, and I would be too reluctant to take it out if we hadn’t come out today. Let me tell you the truth–we can no longer open the pot lid in our home. If we hadn’t borrowed some silver from the neighbors yesterday to buy vegetables and rice, we would long have eaten ourselves.”
“Younger Sister is trying to mislead me. Look at how your family has all these lavish meals with lots of meat and fish and can also afford to eat rare vegetables in winter. No money–who would believe that, hmm?”
Ruan Zhu was not pleased. No matter how much money she had, it was hers and had absolutely nothing to do with others. Some people always believed that because your family was so wealthy, you couldn’t possibly spend it all, so why not give me some, hmm?
That sort of thinking made no sense whatsoever. If you looked at it from the other side where the rich became the poor, others would definitely not be so kind.
Yu Lian Hua was not needy to the extent where she could not eat as people who were in the mood to come out and play would, at the very least, not have any issues with survival. Money was not a problem–even loaning out three to five thousand taels was a trivial matter–but Ruan Zhu was unwilling to be considered someone with more money than sense, one that subsequently could be easily fooled.
“Who asked for me to be kind from the bottom of my heart? Since Older Sister Yu has said thus, I will strive to be a person on good terms with everyone and spend a bit of coin to hire a carriage to send Older Sister Yu back to the city.”
“Is Younger Sister not returning to the city?” A small abacus appeared in Yu Lian Hua’s mind. If they rode the same carriage back, she could still use some old tricks and curry intimacy and maybe even fish up some profit.
“Older Sister Yu is teasing me. I am a poor person, and the residences in the city are too expensive; I cannot afford to live there and could only build my humble abode on a lump of broken ground in the vicinity, barely enough to avoid the wind and snow.” Ruan Zhu turned her head towards the still-barbecuing Nuan Chun: “Ai, there’s no need to work so hard, Nuan Chun, as we can’t eat that many anyway. There are quite a few people enjoying themselves nearby and it will be very easy to employ a carriage. Go find one to send Mistress Yu back. We are poor so don’t find one that’s too grand or expensive, and remember to not speak carelessly.” Since Yu Lian Hua put on a show of being poor, how could she let the other be disappointed? It would be easier to have conversations if everyone was poor here.
“Eldest Miss, please be at ease. This slave will surely accomplish the task. The carts on the docks that pull merchandise are very cheap, and this slave will immediately go hire one.” Nuan Chun quickly glanced at Yu Lian Hua before bowing towards his master and leaving the forest.
Ruan Zhu telling Nuan Chun to not carelessly speak was her being unwilling to have Yu Lian Hua become aware of her status. Ever since she had become a Princess, the people who paid a formal visit to her trembled with fear for the most part. As time went on, she felt more and more listless. A commoner on the lowest rung of society being able to yak away about her worries without any apprehension made her feel another kind of amusement.
Ruan Zhu hadn’t yet finished eating. Sitting down, she picked up a meat skewer for a taste. Unfortunately, it had already cooled and she placed it back on the coals to warm it up. When she had nearly eaten her fill, Nuan Chun returned with the hired cart and Yu Lian Hua was supported into it with the help of her husband. She was still unwilling to give up: “Aiya, Younger Sister is such a good person. Come visit me some other day, I’ll gift you a chastity belt.”
More chastity belts? It would be strange if the stingy Yu Lian Hua gave something for free!
“Eldest Sister, has that disgusting woman left?” Ruan Yu walked over from beyond the forest, leading her small nephew. She shook her head after glancing at their surroundings: “Where did you become acquainted with her? Truly unbearable.”
Ruan Zhu smiled: “I think she is very interesting.” Ruan Zhu pulled Zhi Xi into her arms, giving him a kiss before taking a few barbecued skewers from Nuan Chun’s hands and handing her son and Ruan Yu one each.
Ruan Yu sat down and took the proffered skewer from her sister’s hands. Her table manners were neat and efficient yet did not have a single trace of vulgarity: “You are currently an imperial princess and are not afraid of lowering your dignity?”
Ruan Zhu sighed: “There is no gain without a loss; I fear I cannot bear the freezing cold.” She now had a noble status and actually cherished her previously simple days.
“I fear I cannot bear the freezing cold. Zhi Xi knows this.” Zhi Xi suddenly loudly recited a few lines that his mother had taught him these past few days: “When did the bright moon come out? Holding a wine cup, I ask the sky. I’m wondering, up in the Celestial Palace, in which year is tonight? I fear I cannot bear the freezing cold. Dancing with my moonlit shadow on the Earth, I find it better than ascending to the Moon……”[a] Zhi Xi recited to here and stopped, bitterness on his small face as he thought hard before raising his head: “Ma, Zhi Xi doesn’t remember the rest.”
Ruan Zhu smiled: “Listen, following that is–Rounding the crimson buildings, it hangs over the ornamental windows, casting its light upon the sleepless. Oh, Moon, you may not hate us, but why are you always at your full before we part? Man has grief at separation and joy at reunion; the Moon wanes and waxes alternatively, which has been a fact since antiquity. May all we humans be blessed with longevity! So, though far apart, we can share the moon’s beauty.” According to her calculations, Su Shi hadn’t yet been born, so during the time she was teaching Zhi Xi, she had thickened her face and plagiarized.
Zhi Xi was very supportive and clapped his little hands: “Mother is amazing.”
A smile spilled from Nuan Chun’s mouth. His family’s Eldest Miss was becoming more and more talented. He did not understand the meaning between the lines yet he felt the verses were very beautiful and they made his spirit become free from worries.
Ruan Yu was enthralled and only remarked after a long time: “That poem is truly nice on the ears. It had not occurred to me that Sister had a new work. Following around a remarkable literary husband for the entire day has actually caused you to turn red from being near cinnabar[b].” Ruan Yu was under the assumption that her older sister’s skill was something that the Prince of Qi had taught her.
“A good poem!” Words of praise came from the depths of the forest.
Ruan Zhu spun and saw a group of people walking out from the forest, among them included Peacock Liu. By his side was a gorgeously-dressed female that looked especially familiar, and she suddenly remembered after thinking a bit–wasn’t this the madam of the prefectural magistrate? She had been put in a difficult spot on a decorated pleasure boat in Lan River by her several years ago, and had then also seen her again when she had visited Tian Yi Pavilion. Peacock Liu had been present both times. But wait, didn’t she still owe her a hundred taels of gold, hmm?
Actually, Liu Fei Xu had been too embarrassed to face someone he had taken liberties with in the past so he had wordlessly slipped away earlier. He had not gone that far when he came across the prefectural magistrate’s madam leading a group of friends. They had originally arranged to meet at this plum blossom forest today, and he had arrived first and then ran into Ruan Yu and Yu Lian Hua. Having been fully unmasked, his heart did not feel comfortable and he wanted to leave, but he was no match for his friends’ enthusiasm and joined together with them to find a secluded spot to appreciate the flowers, reciting some grieved poems at times.
Who could have guessed that the more they walked, the closer they were to Ruan Zhu’s spot? They first heard a child reciting poetry that was soon followed by Ruan Zhu’s continuation.
The skin on Liu Fei Xu’s face was thick, perhaps because he had been in this line of work for too long. Acting as if his previous short unmasking hadn’t occurred at all, he calmly introduced everyone: “This madam is surnamed Ruan, and she is one of my old friends. This lady is perhaps her younger sister. Madam Ruan, I do not know if what I have said is correct?”
Look at that introduction! Nuan Chun had seen the scene of Yu Lian Hu being kicked, and he became enraged inside: The flower thief dared to say Eldest Miss was an old friend; he is too impatient to live! How would it be like if the two princes were to know of this? Wait until I return and make my complaints towards them. When the Princes become angry, it would be best to castrate Liu Fei Xu and place him at home as a palace eunuch. Qu Gao has gone to manage the Lan Zhou branch of Hua Nong Ying so it just so happens that we are lacking a little errand brother to run back and forth with the accounts book. Furthermore, Liu Fei Xu is literate and it would be entirely suitable for him to become Qu Gao’s little brother.
Nuan Chun was completely wrapped up in his beautiful fantasy of Liu Fei Xu becoming a palace eunuch, and his angered mind eased.
“She is indeed my younger sister Ruan Yu.” Ruan Zhu responded.
Ruan Yu heard her elder sister introducing her and slightly bowed. She had led Zhi Xi away earlier and did not know anything regarding whether Liu Fei Xu was the flower thief or not. If she knew, the young lady’s temper would have flared and she would have long turned around and left.
“None of you know this, correct? That incredibly popular five-character “The bright Moon shines in between the pine tree; Over the rocks, the clear spring water runs free” poem is Madam Ruan’s work.”[c]
It was only then that the prefectural magistrate’s Madam recalled what happened on the pleasure boat that year. At the time, her impression of Ruan Zhu was not very good and now she saw Liu Fei Xu was full of praises for her poems. Her eyes couldn’t help but to darken, unhappiness leaking through her gorgeous features. Bright eyes faintly rippling, she gave a charming smile: “Who would have thought this small Madam Ruan was a poem connoisseur. It just so happens that we were reciting poetry to appreciate the beauty of the plum blossoms. Why doesn’t the small Madam recite a few poems to join in the fun?”