242 a skit on the eve of a wedding (1/2)
”Yes, I am Zelaphitis and this will be Arstaitia's first wedding to be broadcast simultaneously around the world. In the royal capital of our recognized country, a huge screen will be projected in the sky, and you will be able to watch the wedding live. Now, let's introduce the guests who will be explaining the wedding together: ......... To our surprise, a beautiful goddess from another world has arrived. Athena, please!
”Allow me to introduce myself. Thank you for inviting me here today on this very important day. Thank you for inviting me to this very important day. ......... But Zeraphitis? I'm sure you've heard of it, but I'm not sure what it is. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure what to make of this.
I've learned from the anime 'internet radio broadcasts' on Masaru's phone. I'm not sure.
”My favorite is probably Hyoue's 'The Oracle of the Old Club', it's so well paced I'm hooked!
Yes, yes, don't use proper nouns, or you'll ruin ..........
You can't use proper nouns.
Thud. ..........
Yes, that's why ......... Zeraphitis is going to take a nap for a while, so I'm Athena. I'm sorry.
I'm sure you'll agree that it's a great idea.
I'm not sure what to make of this. It's okay.
”Well, that's okay. Even gods like to make noise when they're celebrating.
”......... I'm sure humans know better than to pull their weight in that regard. You can't deny that.
”You can't deny it. Can't deny it.
”Well, they're laughing, so that's good. Well, they're all laughing.
I'm not sure what to make of this, but I think it's a good idea.
I'm sure you'll be able to understand why I've been so impressed with your work. ......... ...I guess as the god of this world, I need to say hello. .......... I'm sorry.
I'll be back. Then tell him I told you not to talk like an a**h*le in someone else's world. Masaru said, ”Okay.
Masaru held back the urge to gut-punch Athena, saying, ”Okay, I can hold her now,” and headed for Athena and Zeraphitis.
”And now for Masaru's episode... Don't puff, don't puff...