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”Masaru... what are you doing?

Hmm? Maybe something like golf?

I'm taking a break from playing with my iron, which is a round ball with a very elaborate club, and I'm trying to shoot it straight and far.

I hope no one gets hit by ............!

”Then don't fly that thing... it's dangerous. ....

”Want to try it, Zarg?

He switched clubs and held out the handle to Zerg. I'm sure he was a little curious, but he immediately picked up the club and started swinging it, remembering Masaru's movements.

Then I'll put the ball down and you can try to hit it. Try hitting it.

”Oops! You want it to fly far.

”Well, just do your best to make it fly straight. Straight ahead.

Yeah! Here we go! Here we go! .......... I'll be back.

There's a sharp whirring sound, but the club passes about 6 inches above the ground and strikes out. Everyone erupts in laughter.

”What? ...d*mn it, don't laugh! Next time!

Zerg swings his club with a sharp buzzing sound, and his men laugh at him, making a funny spectacle of it... peaceful.

”Oh... Oh...

Masaru senses the club getting closer and closer to the ball, and moves diagonally behind Zarg, where he will be safe as long as the club doesn't fly.

”d*mn it! Again!

Again! The ball flew in front of Zarg with a crisp sound, and was sucked into the crotch of his laughing subordinate. ....

I'm not sure what to say.

”Georges?

I'm sure you'll be able to figure out what's going on here.

”Get out of the way! I'll fix you up!

”What? What? - Ah, therapy, therapy... take off your pants first. No!

I don't want it! Don't take them off! No, don't take them off! I'm just going to do some healing magic. There's nothing more I can do, so please don't take them off. .......... No!