8 ones first fight (1/2)
”Come on, come on, come on, come on!
”Come on! What kind of man would I be if I didn't show off here?
What kind of man would I be if I didn't show off here? Whoo-hoo! Goo-hoo! ...Wha... ...ew.
I'm not sure if this is a good idea or not, but it's a good idea. .... I'm not sure what to say, but I'm sure you'll understand.
”Oh, I'm sorry. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
”Aah!
Obviously angry, Hobgob wields the club. I try to avoid him. I'm in trouble, seriously!
”What? Heee! Aah! Aaah!
The hobgoblin kept swinging his club at me, trying to hit me as I desperately tried to avoid it. I'm not sure what to make of this. If it hits you, you'll die, so it's no consolation to me.
”Ggagh! Gah! GIGH!
I don't speak goblin, but I know what you're saying! Hit me! That's it! Don't avoid it! That's what it's like! That's what my brain says when I avoid an attack.
”Gahhh!
”Oh, I fell. .... I fell.
And so Hobgob hit his head with a stone slightly larger than the palm of his hand and passed out, bleeding.
I'm not sure what to say. Do you want me to save the accident scene?
Just as you're about to make a fool of yourself, you're hit in the head from behind with a heart-stopping blow!
Spaaaaaaaan!
I turn around and there's Victinius, the goddess of evil.
What the hell are you doing? I summoned you near a settlement of non-belligerent humans, so why are you so far away! I'm against human settlements! Opposite!
No, I don't know unless you tell me.
”You have map skills! If you had just looked at the map from the first place, you would have seen it! You idiot!
Ah!
Oh! And what's with the accident scene preservation? Just get it over with! This is not Earth! If you don't kill him, he'll kill you! Do you understand? Do you understand me? Then do it! Pick up that cudgel over there!
A goddess who forces you to kill... ugh! Aaargh!
I picked up the cudgel and swung it at Hobgob's head with a little more force. Ugh... that felt weird.
You did good. Look at the status for now. ”Well done.