119 Episode 116 S-class cheat "Chick appraiser" (2/2)
I'm sorry, it seems that my eyes are the knot holes. I'd like to apologize for disrespecting your arm, Nee-chan. I'm sorry, you're right. But Nee-chan, where did you get such skills at such a young age?
It doesn't matter now, does it? More importantly, can I get hired here?
'Yes, of course! I'd rather ask Nee-chan to take on a job for his skills!
'Thank you! Thank God! .........So here's a little negotiation, or maybe a suggestion, but right now, the old man said one minute, so I just finished in one minute, and I can actually differentiate faster.
What...what...?
The old man's face flushed with astonishment.
It would be.
Now that was a test that even the big veterans could just barely make it or not, and that kind of barely was also just barely, so to speak, to drop it.
'I can do that faster,' I said confidently.
I can do it 1.5 times faster,” he said, ”and I'll be able to evaluate 30 birds in a minute, and I'll pay you 1.5 times the hourly rate for that. Can you give me 1.5 times the hourly rate for that, or 150,000? I want a sum of money all at once, if possible. Of course I'll do a job that's worth the paycheck.
'That's all well and good, but a factor of one and a half is one bird in two seconds. Not that I'm doubting Nee-chan's skills, but isn't it a bit of a stretch to do that for hours on end...?
'Don't worry, if no one else can do it, I can do it. So, I guess we have a deal.
If you like it, that's fine with me. Then I'll get you an assistant to carry the chick's cage, with a 10-minute break every hour, and we'll start with an eight-hour contract today--
'I don't need a break. Can I just have a drink of water every hour instead? The working hours are 24 hours from now. In the meantime, I'll identify all the firstborn chicks here.
A human being can endure hunger, but if you lose water, you'll become dehydrated and your ability to perform is greatly reduced - especially your ability to concentrate.
Conversely, as long as we drink water and don't get dehydrated, we can maintain our full performance.
''Hey, there are over 40,000 firstborn chicks born in the last two days here now! And there's no way they can do an accurate identification for 24 hours straight--
Thirty birds a minute is 43,200 in 24 hours, right? It's numerically possible. If we can't do it, then I'd rather get paid nothing.
'No, I'll pay you, of course, up to the point of having it done, but........ Well, if you're going to go that far, you can do what you want. Other than the assistant, all you have to do is get me some water, right?
Yeah. Oh, and I have one more favor to ask. I think there's a girls' high school in the east section.
Yeah, I know. My daughter goes there too.
Well, you'll have to wait. I have a student there, Sakura Uzuki, and I want you to tell him or her not to worry about me. I'm in a bit of a jam at his place.
You're Sakura Uzushi, right? All right. I'll go on an errand boy right now and tell him that.
--And so it was.
I was contracted to do a 24-hour s*xing job for 150,000 yen an hour.