Chapter 79 (1/2)
Just when the falling flowers were shy, she saw the boar running towards Ye Xuan.
She said anxiously, ”be careful!!!”
But ye Xuan's body lay on his back from the stone in an instant.
And the boar pounced back from his body!
But ye Xuan held the boar's sharp teeth in his hands! Cut open to the boar's belly!
Pooh!
The sound of meat skin being cut is very harsh!
I saw a lot of intestines, liver and all kinds of rotten things in the boar's stomach, and a honeycomb fell on Ye Xuan's body.
The hot and strong smell almost made Ye Xuan vomit!
Bang!!!
The boar fell directly in front of his head and his limbs twitched.
Boar never thought that this human being was so cunning.
Ye Xuan chose to stand on the stone and wanted this effect!
Because the boar's back fur is too strong, only his belly is the weakness!
Ye Xuan drilled out of a large intestine, wiped the blood on his face and said, ”yes, it's too smelly!”
Ye Xuan hurried to the nearby river and took a bath over and over.
Then we came to the shore.
The falling flower sat on the stone and smoked with a lady's cigarette between her fingers. ”I didn't expect that your boy was strong enough to compete with the wild boar. Xiaoxuan, what's the matter with so many scars on your body? And there are gunshot wounds.”
Ye Xuan grabbed the cigarette from the falling flower, took a hard cigarette and said, ”I'm poor. I was almost killed by those foreigners, so fourth sister, you should love me more in the future. Come on, I want to hug.”
Then he stretched out his hands and hugged the falling flowers.
The falling flower quickly stepped back, fanned her nose and said, ”don't! The smell on you is too pungent. I can't stand it!”
Ye Xuan said with a smile, ”men are not coquettish. They are a straw bag! Men are not bad and a little abnormal! Men are not hooligans and their development is abnormal!”
”These warning quotes fully show that only when a man flies coquettishly can he prove that this man is valuable to society!”
The falling flower said silently, ”I suddenly found that your mouth can tease the birds down the tree.”
Ye Xuan threw a wink at the falling flowers and said, ”I can not only tease your birds down the tree, but also tease the beauty out of the water.”
The falling flower blushed and said, ”you are so shameless.”
”Cough.” Ye Xuan coughed and said, ”what do you think? I mean, my tongue is full of lotus, and my witty words are like beads, which can make beautiful women laugh and cry! You think crooked at first sight. You really should answer that sentence. There is a devil in your heart. See that everything in the world is a devil, there is a Buddha in your heart, and there is a Buddha everywhere!”
”You have too much demons in your heart. You need to eliminate demons! Fourth sister, your brother happens to have a peerless magic gun, which is specially used to kill demons and eliminate demons! Why don't you try the power of my magic gun?”
The falling flower sees Ye Xuan's solemn appearance.
She was speechless.
Is this guy on purpose or am I too dirty?
Why do his words always make people think?
Next, ye Xuan walked in the mountains carrying hundreds of kilograms of wild boars.
Xu Bancheng, they have just walked out of the black tiger mountain.
At the moment, seeing ye Xuan bare his arms and watching the wild boar come out, they hurriedly crowded over and said in shock: ”I'll go, brother ye, you really killed the wild boar?”
”Yes, you have a broken stomach, cow!”
Ye Xuan said with a smile, ”it's a little fun.”
Boom!
Ye Xuan threw the boar directly on the ground.
Suddenly, farmhouse people came to take care of it.
Tonight they ate all kinds of wild boar meat, which was full of oil.
That smell is really much stronger than domestic pigs!
And they cut wild boar meat into many pieces! Pack up and go back to eat.
This pure natural game is much more attractive than any delicacies for local tyrants.
Xu Bancheng took the lead in returning, and ye Xuan took the car of the fourth sister Luohua and turned to look at the flirtatious face of Luohua.
The fourth sister has a cruel and spicy smell. Her skin is that kind of wheat color.
The facial features are very warped and exquisite, a bit like the female singer Ji kejunyi.
The hair is tied up high, emitting a capable and cold breath!