Chapter 252 (2/2)
”Lord Hong, come quickly! What a silly X! ”
Hong guard was helpless, so he had to get out of the car lazily and have a look. There was really a man on the car.
This man is wearing a gray coat, flat shoes, messy hair, and the posture of Luohan lying is completely like a fairy!
Shit, when did this guy show up? Why didn't he notice?
”Hey, who are you? What did you hear just now? ” With some worry in his heart, the guard Hong became serious involuntarily.
”Hehe, benefactors, I'm polite!” The man took back his eyes, nodded slightly, and said seriously, ”I was born in Zhongnan mountain and practiced Longhu Mountain. I like to see Zhao Benshan without breaking. Back the mountain, I can count the stars in nine days, play Fuxi gossip, count the misfortunes and blessings in the world, and know the geometry of longevity. In short, there is nothing I don't know in the world!”
The Hong guard yard is an old Jianghu. At this time, a Taoist appeared. What's wrong with this? Can it be said that Mr. Da's plan has been known?
”Give you another chance and say, who the hell are you? Who sent you? What do you know? Don't play tricks on me! ” Professor Hong winked at the others and subconsciously touched the gun in his waist.
”Oh, how to say! Sanqing is my friend and the old friend of Siyu. Jiuyao is my younger generation and Yuanchen is my guest. My family has a back garden full of fruit trees. The most famous one is... ”
”It's a ginseng fruit tree, isn't it? Three thousand years a flower, three thousand years a fruit, and then three thousand years to mature. The fruit falls when it meets gold, withers when it meets wood, melts when it meets water, scorches when it meets fire, and enters when it meets soil? ” Hong guard smiled contemptuously!
”Yes, how did the benefactor know? Have you ever met me? ” The Taoist priest looked happy.
”I've seen a fart. It's Zhenyuan immortal!” The guard Hong was so angry that he scolded in a low voice: ”death stick, I don't care who you are. It's unreasonable for you to appear here. Come on, press him first, and then clean him up after dealing with the business! ”
At the command, the two men will pull the Taoist down.
”Wait a minute!” The Taoist sat up, shook his head and said solemnly, ”boy, since you have seen through my real body, why are you still rude? Come on, let Zhen Yuanzi count you up. Look at your unlucky virtue. You are doomed to five elements of immorality. You don't deserve beating in your life. You gave birth prematurely in September. You lost your father since childhood. Your mother is a chaste martyr. Your neighbor in the East is surnamed Wang, your neighbor in the west is surnamed Wang, and your neighbor in the backyard is also surnamed Wang. Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, your uncle Wang will make up lessons for you until 12 o'clock in the evening. Every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, your uncle Wang will tell you stories until 12 o'clock in the evening. At the weekend, Uncle Wang in the backyard will watch TV with your mother until 12 o'clock... ”
The man's mouth was like an electric one, and every word came out continuously and clearly like a jumping bean. The hospital guard Hong was so angry that he clenched his teeth and burst into blue veins that he suddenly touched the gun out of his arms and shouted coldly, ”where's the psycho? I'm scolding one more word. I'll kill you...”
”And the last sentence!” The Taoist smiled and whispered, ”there's someone behind you! Hanging from the tree, the old elder has a red tongue... ”
The guards of Hong's courtyard were vicious and didn't believe it at all, but the brothers subconsciously looked back. Suddenly his face twisted, but he saw a black figure hanging on the willow tree with the big crooked neck of the green space. It was just hanging upside down, his face facing down, his pale face staring at the top of the head of the Hong nursing home, spitting out a red thing in his mouth, which was fluttering with the wind