Chapter 1 - The Beginning (1/2)
In a void, desolate and filled with emptiness, we hear noises filled with screams. The screams appear to the screams of a random being screaming random thoughts. And as we go closer instead of a being we see an orb, spherical in shape with a golden glow, floating through the void, lighting the darkness up as it moves, though its only by a tiny bit.
”Oh god its dark, someone on the lights.....AHHHHHH....Where the f£$k is my body?.... Holy shit where the fuċk am? Wait ...Wait...Who am i?...”...screams the orb.
MC: Hellllllo....hellllllllooooooooo..... Is any one there? WHERE THE F$%k AM I?????????? IS ANYONE THERE? HELPPPP? AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The orb continues screaming for an unknown amount of time, confused by its current predicament as its fearful of the unknown. Yet as time passes the orb silences, presumably thinking its current situation over, only fr to suddenly shout out...” AHHHH FUCK IT!!!! I MA DO SOME FLYING”.
Hours later we across the orb singing ”Ring a ring a roses,a bucket full of roses .....” and ”The bȯȯbs on the bus go up and down, up and down..... all through the town....”. As it fly's around doing barrel rolls and drawing ”certain” shapes as continues to sing and scream out various profanities.
Then suddenly we hear an unearthly voice, sending of vibes of pure power as it shouts out...”SHUT UP!!”. And due to the surprise of this unexpected development, the little orb squeals, screaming full of fear and surprise. A heavenly glow once again lights up the void and we again hear the mighty voice again shouting ”SHUT UP!!!!” towards the tiny orb, one again with no small amount of annoyance and anger present in its voice. Silence reigns over one again to the void and we see the tiny orb staring to the heavenly light whilst the latter does the same to the orb.
The void suddenly lights up and we see the orb now in the form of a young teenage body with average looks and a wrath filled face clearly expressing its anger and irritation, facing the ethereal light which now has taken the form of a man.(Who we all know and love)THE MAN,THE MYTH, THE LEGEND..... ( DRUM ROLL ) THE MORGAN FREEMAN..!!
MC: So let me get this straight, you killed me and an i quote ,” by mistakenly sending a rouge lightening BECAUSE YOU SNEEZED!! and YOU KILLED ME!!!?? And ..And you F£%KING FORGOT ME FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG??????????????
GOD: No child its ”F%^KING FORGOT ME FOR ''''YOU'''' KNOWS HOW LONG???”... Get it??? =)
MC: F&^k YOU!!!!!
GOD: HAHAHAHA...Ok all jokes aside...you died **Mc screams; ”YA THINK????” **....but look on the bright side..you lived an insignificant life****MC SCREAMS : F$%K YOU...once again****
GOD SHOUTS ”DON'T INTERRUPT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!! and we hear a yell, eerily similar to that of the child, coming for the teenager
GOD: So this is what I'll do Dan ( I SORRY..BAD NAMING SENSE) I'll give you 3 wishes since i am feeling nice and you know for forgetting you. Remember nothing too god like, and I'll send you to a different fictional world like those fanfics you've read.
DAN: Really....really.....OK!!!!!!!!!!...SOOOO!!!!!!!....I want to go to the HP universe and for my wishes....
For my First wish:- i want large magical reserves...like an insane amount, like maybe 4-5