Chapter 53 - Conclusion of the Assesment (1/2)
(Armin's POV)
*Sigh*
Why do I have to suffer?
3 hours earlier, we have decided to abort the mission when Mikasa and Annie came to tell us that their team also did the same. So right now, we were on our way back to the Cadet Corps Base.
It seemed like the whole robbery thing was planned out weeks ago, when we weren't even aware that there was going to be an ȧssessment. Or at least, that was what came out of the leader of the mob's mouth.
I suspected that the objective of this test—which we ȧssumed was to test our patience—was just a cover for the real thing. How well we reacted to an unexpected situation? How well our teamwork was? Etc.
But everything was ruined... because of Eren.
I mean. Who the hell would expect one of us, a human, to become a titan. Worse, he nearly destroy us all if not for Thana-kun help.
Haizz...
Taking another good look the most recent recordings so far, I see:
{Eren is so retarded that he turned into a titan.}
{He has no pp, for obvious reasons (Too small) LOL!}
{Athanatos is so cool! He singlehandedly took on the titan without a sweat.}
{Plus that titan was super abnormal. But it couldn't even hold a candle to Athanatos]
{I expect him to get at least 11/10.}
{Nah, don't be too bias. That's not what we do here. Right? We don't cheat nor do we accept bribery. Let's be fair here. Take 2 points away from me and give him 12/10.}
{Oh... Did I forgot to mention that Historia also handled all the bandits running away, while we all nearly pissed ourselves at the sight of a titan?}
{Seriously... If he gets a bad score... I don't care who you are nor do I give a f**k. But I will find you and once I do... Prepare to be penetrated by something sharp... (A/N not sėxuȧŀ) }
{Sincerely Armin Alert. Not Athantos.}
{Not kidding. I will penetrate you... unless Athanatos has a good score.}
It's not even my handwriting!!!! ????(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
I was too indignant by this whole situation that I have to deal with, I threw the notebook as hard as I can. But...
”Hey... What do you think you're doing?” Suddenly, an ominous voice sounded out behind me.
I immediately put the book back. ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) And give it the most intensive care as if it was the most precious treasure in the world.
”T-t-there was dirt on the notebook. I'm sorry.”
”Good. That's what I thought.”
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Now it's been 2 hours since we had arrived at the Cadet Corps Base...
At first, everyone welcomed us since we returned victoriously with the bandits in our hands. We gave them to the Military Police and they praised us for our effort. Our fellow cadet peers also came out and worship us like heroes. And even the sadist instructor gave us some plaudits for handling everything so well.
All was good until the bandits began to rambling something about Eren being a titan. Of course, no one believed them until Thanakun said, ”It's real. I can testify.” And for some f**king reason, they did believe him...
And so began a siege where we... are being surrounded by more than 500 people with guns, and 15 cannons pointing at us. And what's worse, the person who caused all of this is still flirting with his girlfriends.
Oh dear, mom and dad. I'm coming to see you now...
”ENEMIES OF MANKIND!! YOU DEVILS WHO HAVE INFILTRATED THE LANDS OF HUMANITY!! YOU AND YOUR CULT MEMBERS SHALL BE EXECUTED!!!” said a random instructor.