Chapter 344 (1/2)
These two sentences of ”cattle playing the piano” and ”talking about love cattle” annoyed Mr. Hou. He jumped off the high platform, separated the audience in front and walked closer: ”who are you? The one headed garlic emerging from the crop field. Find fault. Do you want to pinch it!”
This young master Hou is not much older than Hua Lanting. Shan Tianchong is not weak when he hears his words: ”the fetal hair hasn't faded and the milk stink hasn't dried. Who are you? Who do you care who I am and who you are? After reading several introductory books, he talks nonsense here and misleads people's children. The Qimen dunjia is destroyed in the hands of you conservative liars.”
Young master Hou was furious: ”you are a liar! Your whole family are liars!”
He turned to the young master Yumian next to him: ”brother, these foreigners insulted me as an authentic liar of Yangcheng Qimen. What do you say?”
Before Mr. Yumian answered, there was a scolding from outside: ”what else to do? Beat them! The second sister will support you and vent your anger!”
When the sound came, I saw a woman with a yellow hair pulling another woman in a plain shirt. The melon eating people who gathered around burst in, and said, ”get out of the way. Let me see what head you dare to make trouble here in a day. Is the skin itchy?”
At this time, the people around gathered around, and everyone whispered: ”look at the excitement, offended the fourth son of Dangyang, and see how they end.”
It turned out that the son of Yumian was Jian Jie, the eldest grandson of the leader of the Grand View Pavilion at Lishan in the suburb of Yangcheng. The Yellow haired woman was Xue Tao, the plain shirt woman was Feng Lian, and the son of Hou was Hou Ding. These three people were the descendants of the strange door dunjia sect attached to the Grand View Pavilion.
The four people have a good relationship. They can't do anything evil by relying on the power of the sect. However, they are also a combination of calling wind and rain, being arrogant and unreasonable in this area. They secretly call it ”blood seals the throat, and the four evils of Lishan”. People dare not say it clearly in front of people. They are mostly named after the four sons of Dangyang.
After all, Jian Jie is more mature. This Qimen dunjia meeting was convened by his grand view Pavilion. He didn't want to make a reputation of bullying outsiders on the first day, so he stopped Xue Tao who jumped over and yelled and said to Shan Tianchong and others:
”Ladies and gentlemen, the purpose of this conference is to promote the exchange of Qimen dunjia Taoism. Since everyone has different opinions, let's find a place to talk behind closed doors and have a debate. I think it's also a beautiful thing.”
Shan Tianchong consulted Hua Lanting and Lin Xianjing and agreed to Jian Jie's proposal. They followed Jian Jie into a martial arts venue in the venue.
When the gate was closed, the onlookers were muttering that they were going to shut the door and beat the dog. It's hard to say whether these dozen people could come out healthily according to the four fierce styles of Lishan in the past.
But this time they are wrong and strange. Hou Dian and Xue Tao think so. Jian Jie was beaten by his elders not long ago and asked him to restrain himself during the conference. He should focus on the overall situation and don't offend the guests.
The two sides sat down. Jian Jie first pacified and suppressed the three of Hou Ding, ordered people to serve tea, exchanged names, and then said to Shan Tianchong: ”all Taoist friends are guests from afar. This Shan Taoist brother seems to have a lot of experience in Qimen dunjia. You must be experts. It's better to meet each other by chance. You should collide and improve together.”
Hua Lanting said on behalf of everyone: ”guests are welcome. Since brother Jian is the landlord, we'll do whatever we want. I don't know how to collide?”
Jian Jie said, ”courtesy comes first, and literature attacks Wu Wei. Let's have a chat first and listen to your high opinions. If anyone doesn't agree with anyone, then compare a few moves. Combining theory with practice, the victory and defeat is a small matter. It's wonderful and beautiful to be able to enhance communication.”
Seeing that Hua Lanting didn't object, Jian Jie said again, ”but just now Shan Daoyou said we were liars. This is a little too much. It's not surprising that Hou top three can't hold their anger. Please explain one or two first.”
Seeing Shan Tianchong, he was about to refute. Hua Lanting and Lin Xianjing stopped him. Although Jian Jie's words were full of needles, there was no need to choke positively.
Hua Lanting looks up to the sky and makes a ha ha. He uses Taiji to push his hands, avoid the important and ignore the light. He and a thin mud are one of the unique skills of the fourth son of the construction department.
Hua Lanting first said, ”you four don't know. In our corner of Shuxuan Xianzhou, the word liar has developed into a neutral word, which has almost the same meaning as professionals in a certain field.”
”There is a saying that scholars in ancient times must have teachers. Teachers can preach and get rid of doubts. To apply it, liars are about equal to scholars.”
Jian Jie almost blew out a mouthful of tea and opened his eyes and said, ”brother, I don't read much. Don't lie to me. Today you don't explain clearly that liars are equal to professionals. Don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people.”
Hua Lanting said: ”in our vulgar world, there were people who reported to the government that there were too many swindlers and asked the government for help. Therefore, the great master organized a competition between swindlers and scholars, so that everyone can learn to distinguish between swindlers and scholars.”
”The title of the first game is the origin of heaven and earth. Swindlers form a team against our daomen power.”
”The swindlers talk about Pangu's pioneering work and Nuwa's kneading earth to create people. The real Taoist says that everything is born two, two, three and three.”
”It was found that young Mongolian children could not distinguish between liars and real people. They were fascinated by fairy tales. Only scholars knew that most ancient legends lied to children.”
Lin Xianjing continued: ”the second field theory is the origin of life. Liars talk about reincarnation and immortality of the soul. The invited experts and scholars try their best to prove that we humans evolved from apes in the cave.”
”It was found that the scholars were more inclined to believe in the story of six samsara, and asked the swindlers how to see what their previous life was. Only the people at the scene cared about the evidence that monkeys became human.”
Yi LiuNian kept up and said: ”in the third scene, swindlers and Taoists discussed health and longevity respectively. It was found that the people, including the whole people, could not resist the swindlers' deception. It was easy to believe that mung beans and medlar could cure all diseases. Only Gongsheng were unmoved and had a strong interest in Taoist alchemy and Qi refining.”
Zhuge Yun said, ”the next scene is about character and temperament. As a result, Gongsheng can't distinguish between liars and great Confucianism, especially young people and women. They are soon dazed by the theory of stars touching bones. Anyway, liars speak, both sides speak. Only scholars agree with the idea of great Confucianism to cultivate self-cultivation, govern the country, calm the world and cultivate noble spirit.”